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“No I WONT turn down ‘Me so horny’ by 2 Live Crew!” “I’m just ragequitting life” “I’m sorry nurse, I can’t unlock my room for anyone until my parents get home” Richard Cabeza fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jul 7, 2023 |
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Jul 7, 2023 23:06
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"They told me I was going to retire one day"
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Jul 7, 2023 23:08
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“Hello, sir. Despite your hostility and derision, I’ll answer your question. I am currently 67, but due to a lifetime of personal underachieving and poor macroeconomic effects, I am unable to retire, which is why I am serving you food today.”
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Jul 7, 2023 23:15
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Oh well, whatever, nevermind
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Jul 7, 2023 23:19
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A/S/L? 75/m/pic4pic
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Jul 7, 2023 23:20
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I'mmmmmm the mannnnnnnnnn in the box Please.... wipe....my poo poo!!!
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Jul 7, 2023 23:36
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this is NOT what i meant when i said i missed the 80s!
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Jul 7, 2023 23:41
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Saturday morning cartoons were so great. Playing with all the toys that the shows were commercials for was a lot of fun.
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Jul 7, 2023 23:47
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Lister posted:Saturday morning cartoons were so great. Playing with all the toys that the shows were commercials for
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Jul 7, 2023 23:59
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*cracks knuckles, grabs Switch v4, proceeds to dominate Tetris 99 leaderboards*
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Jul 8, 2023 00:05
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Bingo night with Smells Like Teen Spirit quietly playing on loop
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Jul 8, 2023 00:05
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I did NOT have the time of my life 
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Jul 8, 2023 00:07
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I just wanted to b-be a CEO. 
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Jul 8, 2023 00:16
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Really wish my parents didn't completely gently caress up this country so I could have had a decent retirement.
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Jul 8, 2023 00:37
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Windows 98 posted:"They told me I was going to retire one day" I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by 4 hours today
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Jul 8, 2023 00:45
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Lister posted:Saturday morning cartoons were so great. Playing with all the toys that the shows were commercials for was a lot of fun. Plastic bins full of happy meal, Transformers, and Star Wars toys
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Jul 8, 2023 01:04
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oldies night ft. the sounds of Dr. Dre
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Jul 8, 2023 01:04
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Turns out I'm not the only person here flirting and pinching nurses' asses while I'm jacking off with Jergens
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Jul 8, 2023 01:13
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“Nurse I have devoted my life to Donald Trump and have rejected every moral code and independent belief I have ever held, now give me that bedpan so I can take a slurrified poo poo while Black Hole Sun plays on the old timey radio.”
Henry Lee Mucus fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jul 8, 2023 |
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Jul 8, 2023 01:30
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I'll just listen to the opening of Ice Ice Baby on repeat.
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Jul 8, 2023 01:41
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hobbling after the big tiddy goth granny of my dreams, she wore that irresistible little number again, an xxxl ‘89 The Cure tshirt gown gonna try to catch her alone in the Kissinger Room during crafts and make my move
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Jul 8, 2023 01:47
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having a lemon party this weekend or is that more of an elderly millennial thing?
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Jul 8, 2023 01:48
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I don’t remember AND I don’t care.
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Jul 8, 2023 01:54
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*daria in hospice care* Sick.... Sad......... Worlddddgggff
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Jul 8, 2023 02:07
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do you have stairs in your nursing home?
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Jul 8, 2023 02:11
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 Remember when MTV played music videos?
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Jul 8, 2023 02:20
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I didn't even want children
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Jul 8, 2023 02:40
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i specifically asked you not to forget about me
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Jul 8, 2023 02:44
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GolfHole posted:i specifically asked you not to forget about me who are you again?
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Jul 8, 2023 02:49
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Nobody believes me when I say that Billy Corgan had hair and they keep on upping my medication because of it
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Jul 8, 2023 02:53
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SHOUT! SHOUT! I can't hear what you're saying!
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Jul 8, 2023 02:54
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nice obelisk idiot posted:Nobody believes me when I say that Billy Corgan had hair and they keep on upping my medication because of it He had hair in is most famous video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0
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Jul 8, 2023 02:56
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We should start a podcast about being in an old folks home.
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Jul 8, 2023 02:57
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neato burrito posted:We should start a podcast about being in an old folks home. good idea, but, it would be Gen Z taking care of us. Do you think they could get off the internet long enough to gimme my pills?
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Jul 8, 2023 03:02
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Just signing in for my next shift at Walmart so I can prove that I'm working in order to get my diabetic medication
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Jul 8, 2023 03:02
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Hollismason posted:Just signing in for my next shift at Walmart so I can prove that I'm working in order to get my diabetic medication you took two breaks during this week. Your insurance has been cancelled. The Walmart community feels real bad about this. 
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Jul 8, 2023 03:05
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Oh well, whatever, nevermind Jesus I thought of nirvana too 
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Jul 8, 2023 03:09
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anyone tuggin compression socks up their leg? could i get a hand with mine? grip ain't what it used to be
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Jul 8, 2023 03:20
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Will somebody change the channel to Nick At Nite, Salute Your Shorts is on
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Jul 8, 2023 03:21
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Smugworth posted:Will somebody change the channel to Nick At Nite, Salute Your Shorts is on That was never on Nick at Nite, should have said Green Acres
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Jul 8, 2023 03:25
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