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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
*The nurse is here to make me take my medication, but I turn on "Killing in the Name Of", and pointedly turn up the volume*

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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Bukkake! Haha you're slimed! Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-Nick-Nick-Nick Nickelodeon!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hairy Right Hook posted:

Bukkake! Haha you're slimed! Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-Nick-Nick-Nick Nickelodeon!!!

I don't know!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




we all made our own little Stick Stickly in art today

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
“Come on everybody, it’s 1:30pm, time to play ‘Guess what that tattoo used to be’ in the lunchroom”.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


fart

*shits everywhere*

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



JnnyThndrs posted:

“Come on everybody, it’s 1:30pm, time to play ‘Guess what that tattoo used to be’ in the lunchroom”.

i dont like this game because its always a tribal arm band or butterfly wings over a buttcrack

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
Anyone for Goldeneye

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

TK8325 posted:

i dont like this game because its always a tribal arm band or butterfly wings over a buttcrack

We can play "Guess what the Kanji actually means, and guess what I thought it meant when I got it"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

TK8325 posted:

i dont like this game because its always a tribal arm band or butterfly wings over a buttcrack

Ankle Taz

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

fart

*shits everywhere*

It's the 85th guided by voices album

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





neato burrito posted:

We can play "Guess what the Kanji actually means, and guess what I thought it meant when I got it"

“That’s what it says, but that’s not what it means.”

frest
Sep 17, 2004

Well hell. I guess old Tumnus is just a loverman by trade.
you guys remember thundercats? that was a good show

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...

frest posted:

you guys remember thundercats? that was a good show

Cheetara still gives me a boner. Or would if I wasn’t 800 bajillion years old.

frest
Sep 17, 2004

Well hell. I guess old Tumnus is just a loverman by trade.

Richard Cabeza posted:

Cheetara still gives me a boner. Or would if I wasn’t 800 bajillion years old.

they got pills for that now my friend, the future is now

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

where's the drat tape rewinder? I can't afford another goddamn fee.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Ariel! Ukl'a! WE RIDE!!!!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
SHhhhhhhhh


I'm tryin to watch Mamma's Family. Buzz and Sonja are in this one so you know its good.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Remember to leave your door open to make it easier to make friends with your peers who live on the same floor.

Bonzo posted:

SHhhhhhhhh


I'm tryin to watch Mamma's Family. Buzz and Sonja are in this one so you know its good.

Bro, you watchin Momma’s Family?! *pulls up chair*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I assume our "Old Folks Home" will be in some storage facility where we're stored in a cold glucose fluid, hooked up to a VR system, providing heat for the AI overlords....

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I assume our "Old Folks Home" will be in some storage facility where we're stored in a cold glucose fluid, hooked up to a VR system, providing heat for the AI overlords....

like Blade 2?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Just park my wheelchair in front of a tv playing VHS recordings of MTV and let me die with some dignity.

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...

redshirt posted:

I assume our "Old Folks Home" will be in some storage facility where we're stored in a cold glucose fluid, hooked up to a VR system, providing heat for the AI overlords....

Insallah! Playing some old multiplayer shooter. I need to work on my K/D ratio before I D.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jose Oquendo posted:

Just park my wheelchair in front of a tv playing VHS recordings of MTV and let me die with some dignity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOtzIo-uYw

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
This old folks home was a lot cooler before all of the poseurs started hanging out here.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
So Tommy Hilfiger is now in the adult diaper game huh?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I been watching Derry Girls. Great music

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Time to listen to rush while i take muh prune juice

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I don't mind stealing meds
from the nurses' cabinet
Now where's that god damned orderly
my poop bag's getting overfull
And I'm going senile

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Oh man this thread is a hoot but I have an acquaintance from high school who ran into some sort of viral brain infection and is legit in a nursing home at 42. I don't know him well enough to restart a conversation about the conditions but this thread makes me feel better about it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grem posted:

Oh man this thread is a hoot but I have an acquaintance from high school who ran into some sort of viral brain infection and is legit in a nursing home at 42. I don't know him well enough to restart a conversation about the conditions but this thread makes me feel better about it

what one Earth about this thread made you feel better about nursing homes?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
there's far too much nursing going on in this home

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
poppin a viagra and puttin on some sheryl crow cds

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

20 Blunts posted:

poppin a viagra and puttin on some sheryl crow cds

Lol you need a viagra to get a boner for Sheryl Crow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbmWkbocoY

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
the internet sucks give me back wwiv and tradewars

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ded posted:

the internet sucks give me back wwiv and tradewars

no

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

20 Blunts posted:

poppin a viagra and puttin on some sheryl crow cds

Would she go down on you in a theatre?

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

I don't believe in holomeds and I do not consent

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Would she go down on you in a theatre?

calm down before you get slimed

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Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
I'm signing up for the first retirement home with a room dedicated for lan parties.

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