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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

since many of your suck at having dreams or have no desire to exercise praxis the party will determine your desires for you

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
hello

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

This is the fully automated gay luxury communism I signed up for

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020


your annual employment schedule is as follows:

2 months isotope refiner

6 months janitor

4 months crab meat processor

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Nix Panicus posted:

This is the fully automated gay luxury communism I signed up for

that cobalt isn't going to mine itself, you lucky cobalt miner you. now, get to mining

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
I volunteer to google stackoverflow answers

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

The Voice of Labor posted:

your annual employment schedule is as follows:

2 months isotope refiner

6 months janitor

4 months crab meat processor

Hell yeah can't wait to clean up the radioactive crab meat

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Halser posted:

I volunteer to google stackoverflow answers

long-haul trucker

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

The Voice of Labor posted:

that cobalt isn't going to mine itself, you lucky cobalt miner you. now, get to mining

Its a communist mine, so the free health care and worker protections cancels out the cancer risks

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

thinking about becoming a full-time drinker

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

tokin opposition posted:

Hell yeah can't wait to clean up the radioactive crab meat

the isotope factory and the crab meat factory are different buildings. you'll have to take a bus


my bony fealty posted:

thinking about becoming a full-time drinker

bus driver

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



give job

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020


I dunno the market's kinda tight right now lotta layoffs and unemployment

hahahhahhahaa

bus mechanic

next

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



The Voice of Labor posted:

I dunno the market's kinda tight right now lotta layoffs and unemployment

hahahhahhahaa

bus mechanic

next

I guess communism's ok

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
I'm really good at doing other people's work for them, what do you have for me.

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

i'm ready to work, what you got

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

goochtit posted:

I guess communism's ok

you get paid the same as the isotope extractor and the doctor and the garbage man. we give a small additional salary to the primary school teachers though because everyone agreed they deserve it. communism's pretty o.k.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Centrist Dad posted:

I'm really good at doing other people's work for them, what do you have for me.

doctor

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

SomethingBeautiful posted:

i'm ready to work, what you got

trash collector in the morning, nude model in the afternoon

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
whatcha got boss

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

holy poo poo thats actually my irl job

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Raskolnikov38 posted:

whatcha got boss

longshoresman

there's really a lot of stuff that needs to be done. capitalism must have been really amazing if it could provide everyone in the world with all the things they need and yet still have such a surplus of labor that it could keep a significant chunk of its labor supply unemployed or underemployed. wonder why it failed?

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

The Voice of Labor posted:

trash collector in the morning, nude model in the afternoon

hell, i'm happy to serve

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Centrist Dad posted:

holy poo poo thats actually my irl job

the first thing the party did was appropriate all the domestic surveillance logs in utah

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
sounds badass

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

The Voice of Labor posted:

longshoresman

there's really a lot of stuff that needs to be done. capitalism must have been really amazing if it could provide everyone in the world with all the things they need and yet still have such a surplus of labor that it could keep a significant chunk of its labor supply unemployed or underemployed. wonder why it failed?

alright cool, I like boats

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


i'm an ideas guy

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

The Voice of Labor posted:

the isotope factory and the crab meat factory are different buildings. you'll have to take a bus

bus driver

Hell yeah can't wait to bus to work

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Centrist Dad posted:

holy poo poo thats actually my irl job

whats wrong with my abs

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Yo

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

gimme a job

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Is this the bread line?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

World War Mammories posted:

i'm an ideas guy

state farmer

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Bastard Tetris posted:

sounds badass

metal fastener logistics analyst

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

World War Mammories posted:

i'm an ideas guy

you will have plenty of time for ideas while you drive the tractor and operate the thresher on the wheat farm

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

FirstnameLastname posted:

whats wrong with my abs

dry wall finisher

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020


water treatment technician

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Whirling posted:

gimme a job

also water treatment technician. getting this stuff safe to drink is quite the task with all the forever microplastics and the disinfectant resilient bacteria and viruses

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Animal-Mother posted:

Is this the bread line?

florida reclamation crew

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donoteat
Sep 13, 2011

Loot at all this bullshit.
Who lets something like this happen?
hello yes i'm here for the coal mine job (i brought my own shovel)

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