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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im a pervert, can i work in something poop related

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Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

The Voice of Labor posted:

also water treatment technician. getting this stuff safe to drink is quite the task with all the forever microplastics and the disinfectant resilient bacteria and viruses

actually I'm gonna put more microplastics in the water so we evolve to digest them

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

donoteat posted:

hello yes i'm here for the coal mine job (i brought my own shovel)

copper miner actually and you will use only party approved shovels

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Whirling posted:

actually I'm gonna put more microplastics in the water so we evolve to digest them

you will do no such thing. you will follow the practices and guidelines issued by the hydrology council

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Al! posted:

im a pervert, can i work in something poop related

hydrology research scientist

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I'm ready for assignment comrade

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Tell me what to do

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

I'm ready lego man

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

The Voice of Labor posted:

metal fastener logistics analyst

ah gently caress, can I go back to capitalism

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Crazypoops posted:

I'm ready for assignment comrade

lineworker

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Some kind of a man chair, surely?

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I’m gabriel

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

titty_baby_ posted:

Tell me what to do

food processing worker. nothing exciting like crabs though, mostly drying and packaging grain.

no one ever thinks about the grain. but so much work is required to grow grain and get it to people and we eat so loving much of it. rice, wheat, corn, it's most of our diet.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I'm ready lego man

meal worm rancher

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Bastard Tetris posted:

ah gently caress, can I go back to capitalism

no, but you can always join the florida reclamation crew

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




Okay let's see

Our hero is about to jump off the skyscraper with a parachute, he just sticky bombed the landlords head and is about to pull the trigger

"Looks like all that unearned wealth has gone to your head" "BOOM!"

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Colonel Cancer posted:

Some kind of a man chair, surely?

the printout is showing feminine hygiene product producer

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Les Os posted:

I’m gabriel

textile worker

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Crazypoops posted:

Okay let's see

Our hero is about to jump off the skyscraper with a parachute, he just sticky bombed the landlords head and is about to pull the trigger

"Looks like all that unearned wealth has gone to your head" "BOOM!"

power lines. don't forget your helmet

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

The Voice of Labor posted:

meal worm rancher

sounds awesome thanks

donoteat
Sep 13, 2011

Loot at all this bullshit.
Who lets something like this happen?

The Voice of Labor posted:

copper miner actually and you will use only party approved shovels

i can dig it

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole
my mom says I have a good face for radio!

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

The Voice of Labor posted:

food processing worker. nothing exciting like crabs though, mostly drying and packaging grain.

no one ever thinks about the grain. but so much work is required to grow grain and get it to people and we eat so loving much of it. rice, wheat, corn, it's most of our diet.

Communism has always given lots of thought to grains and has never had an issue with grain.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

lets hear it bitch

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

The Voice of Labor posted:

no, but you can always join the florida reclamation crew

metal fasteners it is

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Bastard Tetris posted:

metal fasteners it is

you'll find more fulfillment than you dreamed possible ensuring everyone gets screwed and nutted

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

CongoJack posted:

my mom says I have a good face for radio!

plumbing and hvac

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

lobster shirt posted:

lets hear it bitch

roofing and painting

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


i have dextrous hands

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

tazjin posted:

i have dextrous hands

all labor is equally valuable, but some is definitely cooler than others. there's vinyl pants and fishnet industrial, then there's smelting steel industrial. go, enjoy your badass foundry job.

I gotta step out and use the bathroom, could you tell the next poster it's stone quarry work for them

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I dream of doing meaningless busywork that I show up for for 8 hours a day and then go home to my apartment where my wife screams at me for being a useless drunk as I get blasted on cheap gin and pass out watching cartoons. Whatcha got for a guy with my qualifications?

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Zeroisanumber posted:

I dream of doing meaningless busywork that I show up for for 8 hours a day and then go home to my apartment where my wife screams at me for being a useless drunk as I get blasted on cheap gin and pass out watching cartoons. Whatcha got for a guy with my qualifications?

did you collect rocks as a child? that might help you - because off to the stone quarry you go

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
I have fifty acres and a weak gag reflex, have at it

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

The Voice of Labor posted:

roofing and painting

sounds fun

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


job tree pls

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

The Voice of Labor posted:

copper miner actually and you will use only party approved shovels

no offense... but you're not going to find much copper with a shovel...

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

no offense... but you're not going to find much copper with a shovel...

the dwarves know shovels and pickaxes alright. it's a cultural concession to maintain party unity and social cohesion

The Voice of Labor has issued a correction as of 20:39 on Jul 8, 2023

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Zeroisanumber posted:

I dream of doing meaningless busywork that I show up for for 8 hours a day and then go home to my apartment where my wife screams at me for being a useless drunk as I get blasted on cheap gin and pass out watching cartoons. Whatcha got for a guy with my qualifications?

yeah, rock quarry if you didn't get the memo

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

The Islamic Shock posted:

I have fifty acres and a weak gag reflex, have at it

you take the limestone and the crushed rock aggregate and mix it all up

I say "concrete doctor"

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

no offense... but you're not going to find much copper with a shovel...

the journey of a thousand open pit copper minds begins with a single shovel - laozi, probably

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