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I think mine has been having some funding problems. He's still sending guys after me on a pretty regular schedule, but this time last year they were all Kung-Fu masters and now they barely even seem to know basic karate. Hell the ones that jumped me in the seasonal section at Target last week were just wielding Lacrosse sticks. I saw my arch-rival's car at AutoZone a couple days ago and I was worried he was up to something with vehicles, but I got someone on the inside who told me he was just replacing his battery. I'm starting to regret having this tooth hollowed out and filled with cyanide, because I just don't feel threatened at the moment. Anyway, how are you guys and gals holding up in your shadow war?
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not well. i dont remember making any kind of enemy and have always avoided doing so but if theres some rear end in a top hat witch with a grudge out there at psychic war against me they are winning
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Jul 9, 2023 04:16
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Legitimately he's just posting about me a whole lot on twitter, and his family has been asking if he's okay and everyone else is muting him it's pretty friggin' weird to be honest
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Jul 9, 2023 04:22
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He seems pretty busy with running Twitter into the ground so I don’t think I’m on his radar at the moment.
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Jul 9, 2023 04:23
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the gangstalking hasn't stopped, if anything it's gotten more intense in these summer months
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Jul 9, 2023 04:23
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Smugworth loves you, William Henry Hairytaint.
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Jul 9, 2023 04:26
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There's some clone of me who's apparently pretty convincing, as I keep having people tell me how there's an uncannily similar looking person in my city. I even had someone I knew, who just saw my clone 5 minutes before seeing me, wonder how I'd teleported. Apparently my clone looks angrier than me so that's the only way to tell us apart. I can only imagine that when he finally sets eyes on me he will tear me apart with his rage fueled strength.
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Jul 9, 2023 04:35
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I seem to be winning the war against myself so pretty well i'd say
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Jul 9, 2023 05:25
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i have had him killed. but his next plot has been even more diabolical, harassing me in my dreams
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Jul 9, 2023 05:43
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I decide to let my son, Scott, get the gun from his room. It worked out very well for us
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Jul 9, 2023 06:32
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Just the usual glory hole shenanigans. Farted in my eyes last week, that was pretty good
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Jul 9, 2023 06:41
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Pretty loving good, I guess. Not a lot of checks in the old W column for DD! over the last 12 months or so. I keep waiting to see what the end game is. On the one hand, I'm ready for oblivion. But I also hate to lose, so...
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Jul 9, 2023 06:42
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I always go "Wait, who the gently caress are you supposed to be?" whenever my enemies confront me and it really makes them super mad. The joke's on them though because I honestly don't know who the gently caress they even are or what I've done to piss them off.
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Jul 9, 2023 06:48
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Wait you guys got arch rivals? I never got one, when was that supposed to happen?
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Jul 9, 2023 08:53
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i've had a nemesis for like 15 years and their peak villain moves were 1) abandoning me in the woods after i had pulled their drunk drowning rear end out of a lake and 2) did a siege on my house using an accordion. Just godawful drunk accordion playing outside of my window. Anyway they went to treatment and are in recovery and my revenge for all their nonsense is making them be my friend while sober.
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Jul 9, 2023 08:58
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My arch rival is always setting me up to fail and make my life eay harder than it needs to be. I make do, and it's not like he's ruined my life (so far) but it's annoying and exhausting. Can't really do anything about it due to a time difference so I've just decided to try my best and correct the ways he sabotages poo poo. gently caress that guy though, for real. At least I can comfort myself that I'll always be a better, more experienced person than he'll ever be.
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Jul 9, 2023 09:15
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So far their attempts on my life have been unsuccessf-
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He’s a nasty son of a gun but I won’t deny that goatee looks quite dashing…
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Jul 9, 2023 11:24
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He died like the rest.
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Zugzwang posted:So far their attempts on my life have been unsuccessf- RIP in Peace.
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Jul 9, 2023 12:06
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They've been casting spells to end my soul line, but my circle of crack rock protection has been serving me well. Most recently, they have sent skin walkers and shadow hoppers to try and infiltrate my associates, but this too shall fail
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Jul 9, 2023 12:10
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After our latest scuffle in the waffle house parking lot, I'm starting to think he's not trying very hard. Might need to replace him.
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Jul 9, 2023 12:44
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cn't relly type, tiedto barrel markde 'gunpowd'
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Jul 9, 2023 12:49
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i don't have any rivals everyone likes me because i'm a swell guy
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Jul 9, 2023 13:50
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My arch-rival is my stomach and colon and they win a little more each and every day.
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Jul 9, 2023 13:51
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He hired all the lazy incompetent employees I sacked when I bought my favourite business and used them to create his own version  I wanted to fight him but my mom said “no”.
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Jul 9, 2023 13:56
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it’s pretty pathetic honestly, i can’t go to this one lovely town with under 1k population under threat of violence but i always hated that place and never had any intention of returning anyway. the mastermind behind this has resorted to drinking herself to death and writing really weird, sad angry letters
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Jul 9, 2023 14:06
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It's kind of been awhile, TBH. No one's tried to knock my head off with a flying jump kick in weeks. You think I should be worried?
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You think you got rival problems, well mine just happens to involve Arch Lich Gul'Khazar himself! One weekend you let a professional lich crash on your couch because their mausoleum is being fumigated for cryptbugs (and we went to college together) and next an entire undead army turns your basement into a festering nest. Curiously the weather's also been zero-visibility and raining the whole time, and I can't even check if the sump pump's been running because of all the low-lying death fog near the furnace. Which I known is Gul's alternate form when he's deep in his regenerative slumber, thinking up some old grudges I bet! Let me tell you stepping on a carrion larva as an idea of a practical joke is not funny, and is way more painful than stepping on a Lego.
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Jul 9, 2023 20:29
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pretty good, op
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Jul 9, 2023 20:31
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He’s fallen on the ice, it cracks Will he plunge in and join me here? He meets my eyes, to my surprise He laughs in full light of my frown My double wants to pull me down
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Jul 9, 2023 20:33
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Sometimes I think I’m safe but then I turn off my monitor and he’s right there glaring at me!
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Jul 9, 2023 20:48
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My only rival was killed in a car accident in highschool. They had this ceremony about it at the school and everyone, even the teachers, knew he was a total oval office.
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BigBadSteve posted:Smugworth loves you, William Henry Hairytaint. Yea
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