How have your arch-rival's attempts to end you been going?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > How have your arch-rival's attempts to end you been going?

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I think mine has been having some funding problems. He's still sending guys after me on a pretty regular schedule, but this time last year they were all Kung-Fu masters and now they barely even seem to know basic karate. Hell the ones that jumped me in the seasonal section at Target last week were just wielding Lacrosse sticks. I saw my arch-rival's car at AutoZone a couple days ago and I was worried he was up to something with vehicles, but I got someone on the inside who told me he was just replacing his battery. I'm starting to regret having this tooth hollowed out and filled with cyanide, because I just don't feel threatened at the moment.

Anyway, how are you guys and gals holding up in your shadow war?

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