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Pencilhands slides into home with the homeless fast food tricks thread
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Jul 9, 2023 19:59
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you can rob the employees at gunpoint and flee before the cops respond
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Jul 9, 2023 20:01
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Hell Yeah posted:want to reach a consensus on best mcchicken configuration: quoting for the new page seems like something ppl might want to chime in on. don't want it to get lost L@@K
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Jul 9, 2023 20:05
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U can sub mac sauce for ketchup on a quarter pounder and it's way better
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Jul 9, 2023 20:08
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MrQwerty posted:Pencilhands slides into home with the homeless fast food tricks thread
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Jul 9, 2023 20:09
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Thats a loving power sig I like it
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Jul 9, 2023 20:22
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nobody cares what you remove from the toilets, if you find treasure in there it’s yours to keep
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Jul 9, 2023 20:23
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if you buy an extra mcdouble you can put it in your fridge and microwave it later that day or the day after
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Jul 9, 2023 20:39
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Zybourne Clock posted:If you suck off the guy behind the counter he's legally obligated to give you a free serving of fries. e: in fact, suck off enough guys, and you won't need any fries at all!
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Jul 9, 2023 21:01
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Jack in the Box parking lots are usually the best places to buy meth in town. The more you know.
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Jul 9, 2023 21:08
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you can bring your dog in the restaurant, and when you’re done eating, request a “doggy bag” for the leftovers. legally they have to give you one.
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Jul 9, 2023 21:10
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if you start complaining to the Wendy's drive-thru about your micropenis and morbid obesity, they are legally required to listen to you
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Jul 9, 2023 21:12
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I reckon if you went to the counter with a open burger, top in one hand, bottom in the other, and said "there is a fart in this burger, smell it, I want a new one please" they would not smell it and give you another burger free and not want the fart burger back.
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Jul 9, 2023 21:12
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if there’s a nice plant in the landscaping around the restaurant, take a cutting and plant it in your yard, it’s free
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Jul 9, 2023 21:15
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Bad Purchase posted:if there’s a nice plant in the landscaping around the restaurant, take a cutting and plant it in your yard, it’s free youre going to loving die when you hear about ants and ducks free Wee fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jul 9, 2023 |
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Jul 9, 2023 21:18
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ask for extra napkins, you can shred them in a pile to act as bedding
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Jul 9, 2023 21:19
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Dragging someone’s name through the mud is a legitimate PR strategy if an elderly customer is suing you for boiling hot coffee falling on her in a drive thru. Bitch shoulda dodged!
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Jul 9, 2023 21:19
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in florida if they ask you to leave because you have no money, you can "stand your ground" until they serve you
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Jul 9, 2023 21:27
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Rex Meteorite posted:Dragging someone’s name through the mud is a legitimate PR strategy if an elderly customer is suing you for boiling hot coffee falling on her in a drive thru. Bitch shoulda dodged! 
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Jul 9, 2023 21:30
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bring a portable solar panel and charge your phone for free using nothing but the restaurant's lighting note: may not work well if they're using LED bulbs
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Jul 9, 2023 21:39
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That is a powerful sig. You're doing the lord's work, pencilhands
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Jul 9, 2023 21:48
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AvesPKS posted:There was this TV show called "Con" and the first sketch was about how to get free drinks at fast food places by carrying around a trunk full of old, washed fast food cups in your car and then using them in to get free drinks from places. I was impressed by how dedicated the guy was to saving a dollar on a soda. That’s close to the scam Waingro pulls in Heat to get a free coffee, which he doesn’t even drink.
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Jul 9, 2023 22:04
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Hyrax Attack! posted:That’s close to the scam Waingro pulls in Heat to get a free coffee, which he doesn’t even drink. There should be a prequel film where he goes "i don't even know why I buy these things, I never drink them" and then 80 minutes about that
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Jul 9, 2023 22:10
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Place an inconspicuous welcome mat outside a McDonald's. Come back a week later and underneath will be full of sowbugs, a delicious and free source of protein.
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Jul 9, 2023 22:10
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Say you are paying for the person behind you in the drive thru, then immediately get back in the drive thru behind them and order to your hearts content as they continue the pay it forward chain.
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Jul 9, 2023 22:14
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ask if you can bum a cigarette, then unroll it and eat the tobacco inside for a healthy plant-based snack
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Jul 9, 2023 22:16
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I've got a mate who works at McDonalds corporate and they actually take The Hamburglar pretty seriously. You could probably work that angle, somehow.
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Jul 9, 2023 22:24
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offer to trade google play store giftcards for food, that you previously shoplifted
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Jul 9, 2023 22:35
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Poohs Packin posted:I've got a mate who works at McDonalds corporate and they actually take The Hamburglar pretty seriously. You could probably work that angle, somehow. You mean, like, they've got a bunch of loss prevention specialists assembled in a war room working round the clock to stop him?
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Jul 9, 2023 22:42
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The Moon Monster posted:You mean, like, they've got a bunch of loss prevention specialists assembled in a war room working round the clock to stop him? Yeah they've got a big data centre in Farmington Hills, MI tracking his suspected movements and collating data. He's surprisingly good at counter-intelligence. All these years, and I guess they still don't know his actual identity or even what he does with all the burgers. It's posited that he'd be long dead had he actually eaten them.
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Jul 9, 2023 22:47
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At the golden corral you can bring in your own butchered raccoon or possum and they have to cook it for you by law
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Jul 9, 2023 22:51
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get maybe 50 million in liquid assets and start a loan company, get a few commercial real estate mortgages on your books and one of them is bound to have a restaurant. sneak a clause into the terms of the loan that you and one guest can eat free at the establishment until the loan is repaid.
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Jul 9, 2023 22:56
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Announce to the dining room that you will gently caress and suck each and every one of them better than they've ever been hosed and sucked in their lives, but you have to eat first to ensure you have enough stamina for the job. Everyone will rush to pay for your meal, eager for the promised fuckfest but after you've eaten your fill, you can just leave. No one can make you do anything you don't want to do, sex-wise.
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Jul 10, 2023 00:26
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i could have sworn you already posted this thread
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Jul 10, 2023 01:12
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If you take a poo poo in the middle of the dining area they'll probably give you a burger if you'll please just leave
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Jul 10, 2023 01:14
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Bad Purchase posted:ask if you can bum a cigarette, then unroll it and eat the tobacco inside for a healthy plant-based snack If you pick up old cigarette butts off the ground and fill your pipe with that tobacco, hey, free pipe tobacco.
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Jul 10, 2023 01:15
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If you say, "apersonwhogivesmeeverythingforfreesayswhat" before ordering anything at the drive through and the person replies with, "what?" they are legally obligated to give you everything you order afterward for free
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Jul 10, 2023 01:21
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You can actually just jump over the counter and beat the absolute piss out of anyone working at a fast food restaurant if you don't like what they're saying.
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if you say "thank you" to an employee, they will respond with "my pleasure", and you can feel good knowing for the first time you have invited pleasure into the life of another
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