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you could get a job at the restaurant, they pay you and usually have a free or discounted meals for employees plus you can probably just make yourself food on your break most restaurant employees do that
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If you say "pencilhands sent me" before ordering at most fast food joints, the employees are obligated to show you the double-secret menu. Give it a try!
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Jul 10, 2023 02:47
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i eat out of the dumpster behind mcdonalds like a normal person
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Jul 10, 2023 03:04
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R.L. Stine posted:i eat out of the dumpster behind mcdonalds like a normal person I wouldn't really call eating at home a "lifehack"
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Jul 10, 2023 03:11
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I wouldn't really call eating at home a "lifehack" lol
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Jul 10, 2023 03:17
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Go around the neighborhood and heavily promote an amateur wrestling show in which the main event is me power-slamming pencilhands face-first into the deep fryer during the middle of the dinner rush Works every time, always a massive turnout, the managers actually pay me and give me free food for doing this
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Jul 10, 2023 03:22
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I wouldn't really call eating at home a "lifehack" not having to pay for groceries or wifi or rent is quite possibly the ultimate life hack, a tually. check and mate. you've just been owned 
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Jul 10, 2023 03:44
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theres a secret discount menu that only the manager knows about but you have to ask for it
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Jul 10, 2023 03:48
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Ingenium posted:Say you are paying for the person behind you in the drive thru, then immediately get back in the drive thru behind them and order to your hearts content as they continue the pay it forward chain. FIFTY FIVE BURGERS, FIFTY FIVE FRIES!
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Jul 10, 2023 04:50
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Wait until you see a customer being a raging rear end in a top hat, then go up to the counter and be really nice to a net a discount.
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Jul 10, 2023 05:00
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be the raging rear end in a top hat and get your mcnuggets for free because they want you out of the building as fast as possible
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R.L. Stine posted:i eat out of the dumpster behind mcdonalds like a normal person You leave my mother out of this
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Jailhouse Menudo Ingredients: 3 packages of Top Ramen noodles (Beef or Roast Beef flavor tastes best), broken into pieces then cooked according to package directions but pour out most of the water once its done cooking 1 large dill pickle (extra tangy or zesty garlic flavor tastes best), diced into small pieces plus 1/4 cup of the pickle juice out of the jar Beef stick or Slim Jim jerky, sliced in small pieces (about 2 to 3 ounces of beef stick) OR (6 Slim Jims, short ones in the can) 3 small bags (kids lunch size) or 4 ounces of Crunchy Cheetos, (regular crunchy, or use the flaming hot flavor for extra zip and heat to your menudo) 1 Cup Cheese popcorn (can use plain popcorn if that's all you have) Instructions: Put your packages of ramen noodles on to cook in a large pot, cook about 3 to 4 minutes, drain out most of the water, add the seasoning packets and mix well. While your ramen noodles are cooking, dice and slice your dill pickle and Slim Jim OR beef jerky stick in small pieces, the smaller the better. Once you've prepared your Ramen Noodles and mixed in the seasoning packets, add the dill pickle and Slim Jim OR beef jerky stick pieces and the 1/4 cup of pickle juice from the jar, and stir well. Right before sitting down to eat your bowl of Jailhouse Menudo, add the Cheetos (lightly crush them a little, not too much) and the cheese popcorn, mix well. Serve in bowls, feeds 3 to 4 people. Tips: The amounts listed here can be adjusted up or down depending on taste and your preference. Popcorn tastes good in the Jailhouse Menudo but I hate all the hulls. If there is such a thing as hull-less popcorn, it would be perfect for this recipe. Because of the popcorn hulls, I frequently leave the popcorn completely out of the recipe.
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Jul 10, 2023 06:47
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if the fast food location you visit has freshly washed floors (indicated by that little yellow sign), walk through the cleaned area a few times while dragging your feet cleaning your shoe's soles for free.
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Jul 10, 2023 07:17
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if you get french fries, try putting "ketchup" on them
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Jul 10, 2023 07:40
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Bula Vinaka posted:Jailhouse Menudo How long were you in the slammer for
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Jul 10, 2023 07:43
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Bula Vinaka posted:Jailhouse Menudo Thanks Harvey for the zoo zoo
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Jul 10, 2023 07:58
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Tell the drive through attendents about the specific details of your gastrointestinal symptoms should anyone even mention gluten within earshot of you. "Yeah there's a little poo running down my leg right now just because of this conversation". They might give you free stuff or recommend some good Facebook groups for that kind of thing.
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Jul 10, 2023 08:03
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Often the employees at the drive through window will hand you your drink and sometimes even food as you are handing them your payment card. You could technically just give them a fake card and drive off with free food.
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Jul 10, 2023 08:22
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you can eat the food you bought and tell them you’re still hungry and need more, they have to give it to you if you say you’re still hungry
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Jul 10, 2023 08:47
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:Often the employees at the drive through window will hand you your drink and sometimes even food as you are handing them your payment card. You could technically just give them a fake card and drive off with free food. I do this but its fake money
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Jul 10, 2023 08:51
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Das Boo posted:Wait until you see a customer being a raging rear end in a top hat, then go up to the counter and be really nice to a net a discount.
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Jul 10, 2023 08:57
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Sophy Wackles posted:I get the feeling that pencilhands can’t even afford to shop at the dollar store.
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Jul 10, 2023 09:33
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Bad Purchase posted:ask if you can bum a cigarette, then unroll it and eat the tobacco inside for a healthy plant-based snack I know we're dunking on PH but if you need to fake an illness eating a cigarette will make you vomit within the hour so unethical tip here
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Jul 10, 2023 09:42
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drive off without paying for gas and pirate all your games movies and music, bing bong simple hacks
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Jul 10, 2023 11:07
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AvesPKS posted:If you pick up old cigarette butts off the ground and fill your pipe with that tobacco, hey, free pipe tobacco. I've actually done this one, for awhile when I was really poor.  You can also put a McChicken in a McDouble, they can't stop you!
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Jul 10, 2023 11:14
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Dump all of your food onto the floor. They're legally responsible to replace it. Voila, two meals
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Jul 10, 2023 12:26
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I’ve ordered a burger and then called the restaurant and been like “I’m lactose intolerant and asked for no cheese but I got cheese on my burger and I can’t eat it now  “ and they’ll tell you to come back to the restaurant and get a replacement for free 
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Jul 10, 2023 12:48
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there was a sincere lifehacks thread here years ago where a bunch of goons said they would pretend to be diabetic or something and order fries with no salt at mcdonalds so the workers would have to make a new thing of fresh fries. and then they'd just pour salt packets on the fries lol
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Jul 10, 2023 13:44
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This will only work in certain stores because prices will be different, but in the Burger King app you can add a Rodeo Cheeseburger ($1.79), add cheese (.20), an extra patty (1.00), and you will have built a Double Rodeo Cheeseburger for the price of a regular Double Cheeseburger (2.99).
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Jul 10, 2023 16:11
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I went to a Kentucky Derby party in San Francisco with a friend. Good party. We crashed at a hotel downtown and our room was on the 3rd floor. Out the window we can see the backside of a McDonalds. At 2 AM he announces he's going to go get some McDonalds. "It's closed" I say. "Nah, I can get some food" he says. He heads out and I watch from the window. He completely dumpster dives and comes back in 10 minutes with a couple of bags of burgers and fries. Microwaves everything and chows down. McD's throws out everything they didn't sell at the end of the day, so a few burgers and a pile of fries are in the hot dumpster; at least 5 hours old. This was before fast food places would pour chlorine or whatever in the dumpsters to keep homeless people from raiding them. I will admit I considered a cheeseburger as I was drunk and hungry; everyone knows even good reheated fries are an atrocity. I maintained a semblance of dignity and took a pass on the dumpster burgs. But yeah, dumpster dive at late hours. Just check for chlorine or ammonia smells before eating.
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Jul 10, 2023 17:44
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There's lots of calories in ketchup and hot sauce packets.
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If you bury yourself at the bottom of the dumpster, you can eat the thrown out burgers and fries while they’re still hot and fresh.
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Jul 10, 2023 18:32
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Bula Vinaka posted:Jailhouse Menudo This recipe but in that obnoxious 2 am chili format
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SLAP THAT MOTHERFUCKING JERKY IN THE BITCHASS CHEETOS OH HELL YEAH THATS THE loving poo poo MY DUDE SLAM THAT COCKSUCKING SUBSCRIBE FUCKBUTTON YOU DICK
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Jul 10, 2023 18:40
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many businesses have a gas shutoff valve on the outside of the building if you turn it off and break the handle, the kitchen will end up having to throw out food in various states of preparation while waiting on a repair that's where you come in, hiding in the dumpster
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Jul 10, 2023 18:41
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“I’m sorry, you seem to have forgotten my McFlurry” has gotten me a lot of free McFlurry’s over the years
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Jul 10, 2023 18:57
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If you go to a neighborhood with a lot of old people you can steal their Sunday newspaper and take the fast food coupons for extra savings
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Jul 10, 2023 19:10
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you can steal lunch money from kids in a school parking lot, they are small and easily bullied if you brandish a weapon, the school resource officer will hide in the library allowing you free rein
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Hide on the roof of your favorite fast food restaurant right above the drive thru window. Whenever a car pulls up to collect their food, drop a rope with a hook attached and yoink the bag right out of their hands.
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