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Lobus posted:Can I dramatically roll under an emergency door when the warp core starts inexplicably leaking plasma? That's part of the weekly drill
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Bad Purchase posted:let’s have a fun contest to raise morale on the ship Alright, we got a "Limbo Night" suggestion, that's great!
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redshirt posted:Alright, we got a "Limbo Night" suggestion, that's great! I got an off market karaoke machine, but some of it got fried coming through the Van Allen Belt. Looks like it only plays Korean translations of Latvian folk songs. Better than nothing right?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Help I'm being robusted by a toolbox Stomp the poo poo out of it
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Colonel Cancer posted:Help I'm being robusted by a toolbox That's the LAST TIME I leave my toolbox unattended during a coffee break!
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redshirt posted:The full loop is 1 mile wide. There are scheduled run times of 8AM and 4PM, anyone in the hallway watch out. Not gonna work me and the chef have a 5000 point Orks vs Nids battle going on in there and if anyone so much as nudges a piece I'm gonna go full space madness in here.
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Jul 13, 2023 01:17
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cult_hero posted:I got an off market karaoke machine, but some of it got fried coming through the Van Allen Belt. Looks like it only plays Korean translations of Latvian folk songs. Better than nothing right? There's a professional level karaoke setup in the Lounge connected to TV3.
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Poohs Packin posted:Not gonna work me and the chef have a 5000 point Orks vs Nids battle going on in there and if anyone so much as nudges a piece I'm gonna go full space madness in here. Join the Handball League. Practices start next Friday!
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Well, ladies, looks like we’re going to be spending a lot of time together heh heh, now which one of you wants to help me hang up my wallscrolls 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Well, ladies, looks like we’re going to be spending a lot of time together heh heh, now which one of you wants to help me hang up my wallscrolls Everyone's free to do whatever but don't forget everyone has a bio-implant that tracks everything.
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Jul 13, 2023 01:50
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Who keeps programming the two autonomous robot servants to gently caress each other? They don't even have genitals
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i’ve lost sight of the astronomicon, does anyone know how to navigate in non-euclidean space?
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Bad Purchase posted:i’ve lost sight of the astronomicon, does anyone know how to navigate in non-euclidean space? AstronomyCon is being held on Mars this year, I'm sad I didn't get to go before we departed. Ah well, I'll catch up on the replays for the next 8 years. 
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The 30 person crew: 1 Captain 2 Second in Command 3-6 Head of Engineering and Eng1 7-10 Eng2 11-14 Eng3 15-18 Eng4 19 Surgeon 20 General Practioner 21 Botanist 22 Geologist 23-25 Mission Specialists 26-29 Chefs 30 Organizer
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no Commissars or Priests? what even is the point of going into space if you're not dragging along your pseudo-religious fascism?
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Bad Purchase posted:i thought we had 2 counselors, also who is the union rep? You are right. 2 of the Chefs are also counselors. The union rep is the Organizer.
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Yeah I’m fuckin your wife you pussy bitch. She’s been howling my name every sleep cycle since we broke orbit and everyone on the ship is laughing behind your back you crybaby cuck. Whatcha gonna do about it? Gonna flush the only oxygen generator out of the airlock? You don’t have the balls and your wife says you don’t have the dick for it crybaby coward. Once we’re reestablished communications with earth next month I’m gonna tell the whole planet what a titanic limp dick loser you are and it’s gonna be remembered forever.
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MonkeyHate posted:Yeah I’m fuckin your wife you pussy bitch. She’s been howling my name every sleep cycle since we broke orbit and everyone on the ship is laughing behind your back you crybaby cuck. Whatcha gonna do about it? Gonna flush the only oxygen generator out of the airlock? You don’t have the balls and your wife says you don’t have the dick for it crybaby coward. Once we’re reestablished communications with earth next month I’m gonna tell the whole planet what a titanic limp dick loser you are and it’s gonna be remembered forever. Seems as if you've already lost your wife, friend.
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MonkeyHate posted:Yeah I’m fuckin your wife you pussy bitch. She’s been howling my name every sleep cycle since we broke orbit and everyone on the ship is laughing behind your back you crybaby cuck. Whatcha gonna do about it? Gonna flush the only oxygen generator out of the airlock? You don’t have the balls and your wife says you don’t have the dick for it crybaby coward. Once we’re reestablished communications with earth next month I’m gonna tell the whole planet what a titanic limp dick loser you are and it’s gonna be remembered forever. 
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:______/ I doubt you'd be approved for this mission with that attitude, mister.
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redshirt posted:The 30 person crew: Seems like a lot of engineers and not enough doctors, and you forgot the Research Masturbator. By the way, what’s our mission anyway?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Seems like a lot of engineers and not enough doctors, and you forgot the Research Masturbator. We're establishing a foothold on and around Callisto. Mission 1 will be setting up basic ground infrastructure and orbital framework. Missions 2 and onward will build on it.
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redshirt posted:I doubt you'd be approved for this mission with that attitude, mister. Oh well I guess I’ll just have to stay on the ship and keep wiping my weiner all over the place.
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one of those chefs better be paleo specialist *rips huge nasty red meat fart while leaving the botanists office*
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Let’s tell the crew we’re all gonna die unless we find a power cord for a vibrating butt plug and see who raises their hand lol. Then I’ll take the cord back to my room for a while to mess with their heads lol.
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redshirt posted:The 30 person crew: Where's the poet, y'know, so no one has to say "should have sent a poet?" Or at least a bard, to memorialize the events of the voyage in song.
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Poohs Packin posted:Anyways who are we gonna blast out of the airlock first? probably the first one whose taste in music becomes unbearable
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As the ship's lead toenail clipper, my research project of farting in tupperware then sealing it to be left on Callisto seems to be running out of tupperware already. Perhaps growing broccoli and cabbage in the ship's hydroponics was a mistake.
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I call dibs on a chef job. How hard can it be? Space foods all bars and tubes if nutrient paste. Maybe have to whip up some tang once in awhile.
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