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Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Has anyone mentioned space pirates yet? Because there is a ship that’s pulled along side and is pointing old timey looking cannons at us.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tnuctip posted:

Has anyone mentioned space pirates yet? Because there is a ship that’s pulled along side and is pointing old timey looking cannons at us.

gently caress that, we're just gonna pretend to talk to bide time

Meanwhile, man the mushroom guns.

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

They’ve unfurled a sail, but instead of using it as a light sail it’s being used as a projector to have a big game of Galaga on it. It’s also scrolling a message along the bottom that says grass cash or we kill we your rear end.

naem
May 29, 2011

I hope they will accept the sex arses as legal tender

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Tnuctip posted:

They’ve unfurled a sail, but instead of using it as a light sail it’s being used as a projector to have a big game of Galaga on it.

I like the cut of their jib.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Powered Descent posted:

I like the cut of their jib.

Boo. Boooooooooo!!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

naem posted:

I hope they will accept the sex arses as legal tender

Space pirates do tend to accept it as booty, yes.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Avast! Heave to and prepare to be boarded!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fine whatever. We're all very tired.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Karma Comedian posted:

Avast! Heave to and prepare to be boarded!

Look can I give you 50 space credits to ignore my room and get my neighbor’s instead? I just cleaned everything yesterday

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Of course, the so called "Space Pirates" are our newest guests. 17 more mouths to feed, all ungrateful and uncouth.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Does this mean our double ration Fridays are going away now because I was enjoying the second helping of tacos and the chocolate froyo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

buglord posted:

Does this mean our double ration Fridays are going away now because I was enjoying the second helping of tacos and the chocolate froyo

We dance to the Pirates tune for now. But stay close friend, we have a plan. Wait for the signal.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
If all the pirates moved onto this ship, can we just move onto theirs? Also these pirates sure are nice. I found me a second mate, and a third mate. The goo replica of the botanist will always be my first mate <3

naem
May 29, 2011

should we reveal that half of us have brainworms and the other half are goo monsters or should we wait and let them think they are in charge and then it turns into a horror movie halfway through the movie as we hunt them down and assimilate or just eat them now

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

naem posted:

should we reveal that half of us have brainworms and the other half are goo monsters or should we wait and let them think they are in charge and then it turns into a horror movie halfway through the movie as we hunt them down and assimilate or just eat them now

Let us make sport of it: Whoever controls the most pirates after 48 hours wins.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

buglord posted:

Look can I give you 50 space credits to ignore my room and get my neighbor’s instead? I just cleaned everything yesterday

50 creds is 50 creds.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


We need a flag

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Xlorp posted:

We need a flag

I'm no graphic designer, but please include 4 circles representing the 4 big moons of Jupiter.


Also, no Goo Gang Tags.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
What’s this I’m hearing about Goo Gang flags? Can I have one?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hey guys! We’re all getting Goo Gang flags!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What’s this I’m hearing about Goo Gang flags? Can I have one?

Fly any flag you want in your quarters.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Xlorp posted:

We need a flag

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


lol great pirate flag

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hey guys! We’re all getting Goo Gang flags!

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008



Our Flag Means Goo


Or is that Gootse?

Xlorp fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Nov 21, 2023

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

redshirt posted:

lol great pirate flag

Like a true pirate I stole it from the trivia goons

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Awesome.


Brain Worm Gang, please step up.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Ah the new flag of the independent colony of Callisto.

Yeah that's right, those of us left on Callisto are declaring independence: Humans, Goo beings and The Horde living together in happiness/terror and pleasure/horrible pain as the Human Goo Horde!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*Sneaks onboard the pirate ship with a crack crew of hackers.....

112123
Nov 21, 2023
why are the provisions so small?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

It’s….beautiful…..

*wipes tear from eyestalk*

112123
Nov 21, 2023
I found the server to SomethingAwful:

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

redshirt posted:

*Sneaks onboard the pirate ship with a crack crew of hackers.....

*Sneaks offboard the pirate ship with crew's crack....

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Sormus posted:

*Sneaks offboard the pirate ship with crew's crack....

*Me and naem moon those left on the pirate ship with crew's cracks...

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Beautifully ugly flag sign me up.

I got in to a grog drinking contest with a high ranking pirate, and convinced him to tell the rest of their crew we should form a pirate fleet and go loot even bigger ships.

naem
May 29, 2011

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Some of the pirates are saying they want to join our crew.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Well they're pirates, so

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Please do not link the pirate ship to the Ship-Callisto system! The ship is already using Callisto as a remote processing server and there's at least one rogue AI running about already.

The rogue AI could be the ship AI, I have no idea what'll happen if the pirate ship is introduced.

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