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You might be a mission specialist or part of the Operations Crew or one of the support staff/medical. You work at your main job about 4 hours a work day. Spend another 2 hours or so at some other job. Workouts, 2 hours. Other than that, free time on the big spinning ship.
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Jul 12, 2023 19:48
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R.L. Stine posted:i have a feeling you're not gonna make it There's been a murder!
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Jul 12, 2023 19:50
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Anybody know if this thing was built to regulation or by an innovator? Built to regulation. A world wide enterprise. 3 more ships under construction....
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Jul 12, 2023 19:55
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:BRB gonna blast some ropes in the holodeck There is no holodeck. There is a small movie theater, and a lounge area that can show movies.
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Jul 12, 2023 19:56
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:BRB gonna blast some ropes in the small movie theater, and a lounge area that can show movies Is masturbation all you seek on this mission?
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Jul 12, 2023 20:01
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:He’s the Research Masturbationist Surely we could employ the Operations Crew for such a study. Among many others.
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Jul 12, 2023 20:17
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Make me, bitch. There are 32 individual rooms. There are 30 people.
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Jul 12, 2023 20:23
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Look buddy from what I understand this is a world class operation and this guy’s the best in the business. You just runnin’ regolith back from Ceres, sure have one of the Ops guys tug a few off and call it a day, but you want some serious fuckin’ science done there ain’t no one on Earth more qualified. Lol this is how budgets get approved.
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Jul 12, 2023 20:27
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20 Blunts posted:heh, nothing like that "if anything goes a little wrong we're all dead" vibe....for the next decade 3 years there, 3 years back (2 years on site)
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Jul 12, 2023 21:16
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20 Blunts posted:heh, nothing like that "if anything goes a little wrong we're all dead" vibe....for the next decade It's both chill and also stressful.
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Jul 12, 2023 21:54
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Quote posted:When did we leave? Today? I want to mark my calendar for our arrival so I can necro this thread. 8/1/2126
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Jul 12, 2023 22:01
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Everyone has to do a shift 2 times a week in the greenhouse. It's mostly sifting out fungus. Some tomato plant tending.
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Jul 12, 2023 22:41
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DrSunshine posted:As ship's Morale Officer, I've drawn some suns in crayon on paper and posted them up on all four walls of the greenhouse in between the lighting strips. Thank you. You also have a shift cleaning bathrooms 1 and 2. 
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Jul 12, 2023 22:55
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So now that we're under way, welcome! As you know, everyone gets their own private room. It's not big, but it's yours. There's the gym, and the game space. Handball season starts next Monday, sign up if you're interested. There's the movie theater - we're on a roughly 10-20 minute light delay with Earth. We get all the new releases, all the live sports, all the archives. This Wed - Thursday is "Caddyshack" at 7 and "Animal House" at 9. The kitchen is open till 9. Pizza night is this Saturday starting at 6! Greenhouse 1 (hydroponics) and Greenhouse 2 (soil) will have open tea nights from 4-5PM every night this week.
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Jul 12, 2023 23:21
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Bad Purchase posted:i forgot to pack manly wet wipes and there's no way i'm using anything else, you're gonna have to get used to the smell It was included in your manifest. You can find your wipes in your personal storage locker.
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Jul 12, 2023 23:25
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DrSunshine posted:After bathroom duty I have a few ideas for how to rig the shower into a makeshift bidet, I could, uh, show you for a share of your pizza ration. Every bowel movement is measured, what are you trying to get out of? Main hangout areas: The dining area off the kitchen; the living room with wall mounted big screens and enclosed movie theater off to the side; the greenhouse lounges; the silent library.
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Jul 12, 2023 23:39
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Alcohol is not officially allowed (wink at the hooch distillery Chef 2 is running), but marijuana is. Everyone has their own plant to tend and harvest in greenhouse 2.
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Jul 12, 2023 23:48
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Poohs Packin posted:Im feeling pretty weird. Hope it's not SPACE MADNESS. This is why there are 2 therapists among the crew of 30. And the whole crew has to go to the therapist at least 30 minutes per week, with occasional longer sessions.
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Jul 13, 2023 00:01
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Poohs Packin posted:But sir, I AM the ships therapist. Go see the other therapist.
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Jul 13, 2023 00:15
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Due to light delay of 5, then 10, then 20, then 24 minutes, you can't have a real time talk with anyone on Earth or Moon or in orbit. Light speed issues. So you'll be able to keep in touch with everyone you want back home, but never able to talk to them in real time.
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Jul 13, 2023 00:22
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The full loop is 1 mile wide. There are scheduled run times of 8AM and 4PM, anyone in the hallway watch out.
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Jul 13, 2023 00:29
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m gonna come back to this because I’m wondering if having marijuana available on a ship with limited food availability is a good idea. Everyone has a Credit system which can be used to get snacks. But yes, ultimately there are limits on how much you can eat.
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Jul 13, 2023 00:39
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Lobus posted:Can I dramatically roll under an emergency door when the warp core starts inexplicably leaking plasma? That's part of the weekly drill
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Jul 13, 2023 01:03
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Bad Purchase posted:let’s have a fun contest to raise morale on the ship Alright, we got a "Limbo Night" suggestion, that's great!
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Jul 13, 2023 01:04
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cult_hero posted:I got an off market karaoke machine, but some of it got fried coming through the Van Allen Belt. Looks like it only plays Korean translations of Latvian folk songs. Better than nothing right? There's a professional level karaoke setup in the Lounge connected to TV3.
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Jul 13, 2023 01:42
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Poohs Packin posted:Not gonna work me and the chef have a 5000 point Orks vs Nids battle going on in there and if anyone so much as nudges a piece I'm gonna go full space madness in here. Join the Handball League. Practices start next Friday!
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Jul 13, 2023 01:43
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Well, ladies, looks like we’re going to be spending a lot of time together heh heh, now which one of you wants to help me hang up my wallscrolls Everyone's free to do whatever but don't forget everyone has a bio-implant that tracks everything.
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Jul 13, 2023 01:50
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The 30 person crew: 1 Captain 2 Second in Command 3-6 Head of Engineering and Eng1 7-10 Eng2 11-14 Eng3 15-18 Eng4 19 Surgeon 20 General Practioner 21 Botanist 22 Geologist 23-25 Mission Specialists 26-29 Chefs 30 Organizer
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Jul 13, 2023 02:28
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Bad Purchase posted:i thought we had 2 counselors, also who is the union rep? You are right. 2 of the Chefs are also counselors. The union rep is the Organizer.
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Jul 13, 2023 02:50
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MonkeyHate posted:Yeah I’m fuckin your wife you pussy bitch. She’s been howling my name every sleep cycle since we broke orbit and everyone on the ship is laughing behind your back you crybaby cuck. Whatcha gonna do about it? Gonna flush the only oxygen generator out of the airlock? You don’t have the balls and your wife says you don’t have the dick for it crybaby coward. Once we’re reestablished communications with earth next month I’m gonna tell the whole planet what a titanic limp dick loser you are and it’s gonna be remembered forever. Seems as if you've already lost your wife, friend.
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Jul 13, 2023 03:11
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:______/ I doubt you'd be approved for this mission with that attitude, mister.
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Jul 13, 2023 03:16
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Seems like a lot of engineers and not enough doctors, and you forgot the Research Masturbator. We're establishing a foothold on and around Callisto. Mission 1 will be setting up basic ground infrastructure and orbital framework. Missions 2 and onward will build on it.
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Jul 13, 2023 03:19
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Deki posted:I call dibs on a chef job. How hard can it be? Space foods all bars and tubes if nutrient paste. Maybe have to whip up some tang once in awhile. The chefs are working every day for 8 years. Not only responsible for preparing and serving food, but also managing food storage and greenhouse production.
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Jul 13, 2023 08:55
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MonkeyHate posted:Do you think the mission plan would allow for that kind of waste? All the think-tanks dreaming up failure scenarios didn’t account for this? Didn’t hope for this in order to optimize us against other imagined failure scenarios? Why was it closed-casket? Why was the kitchen closed? Any death (and waste products) will be fed to the vat of fungus.
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Jul 13, 2023 09:15
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MonkeyHate posted:Nobody reads the fine print. One hopes if you've signed on to a 10 year commitment, you read the fine print (not applicable in Utah).
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Jul 13, 2023 09:18
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aniviron posted:Geologist has got to be a sweet gig. How much geology are we doing en route? I call dibs. The main part of the ship is a big spinning ring, so spin gravity. Any trips down to the core for storage or god help us any problems will be in almost total zero G. Geologist is going to be working a lot in the greenhouses, in the kitchen, as a nurse, as a gym instructor, etc.
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Jul 13, 2023 09:24
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MonkeyHate posted:I know you’re not actually mad that we stole some stuff and made a bong and smoked all the docking clamp fluid. So what’s this really about, rear end in a top hat? Bro you have your own marijuana plant! You can smoke it in the lounge! Why steal the docking clamp fluid???
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Jul 13, 2023 09:49
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numberoneposter posted:Captain, your majesty, sir, one quick question before we shove off, but who, where, or what the gently caress is Callisto? Moon of Jupiter. Fun Callisto fact: It orbits outside Jupiter's ferocious radiation belt, making it one of the least radiated places in space. Bonus fun fact: It has the oldest surface in the solar system, never having gone through differentiation.
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Jul 13, 2023 22:30
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Icochet posted:Aw heck first day and i already ripped my colostomy bag. Forgot to pack a spare too. This is not ideal in zero G lmao. Keep your heads down for the next eightish years There's a nice 1G in the spinning habitat!
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skooma512 posted:Why are we going to Callisto and not Europa or Ganymede? Ganymede and Europa are bathed in radiation from Jupiter. Good luck if you want to hang out there. Callisto is chill and radiation free.
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