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i forgot to pack manly wet wipes and there's no way i'm using anything else, you're gonna have to get used to the smell
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in that case, i need wiped
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let’s have a fun contest to raise morale on the ship how about friday night we see who onboard sports the widest gape gape night, be there
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i’ve lost sight of the astronomicon, does anyone know how to navigate in non-euclidean space?
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i thought we had 2 counselors, also who is the union rep?
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i've used up all my man wipes, can we stop somewhere to restock?
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i think we need some DPS and also a skinner
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starting to get real annoyed by that crewman who never talks about anything but tugging you said this thing is gonna go 8 years? unrelated, i hear these airlocks are prone to mishap
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don’t look at me, i don’t know how she died, i was just doing my tasks over here
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who keeps letting their dog poop on the promenade, pick that poo poo up, cmon
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i could easily lift 262 kg in space, but not 600 lbs
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what? that's 14 years, i have an appointment in 9 years i can't miss
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i read your post as 6 plus 2 plus 6, i think i'm experiencing space madness
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That’s worrying. You should go have a rest in Medical. You know where it is right? Down the hall, take a right, get Keycard A from Pratchett (he travels back and forth between Engineering and Mechanical from 8am to 5pm with an hour in Dining at 12 noon). After you get Keycard A, use it to access Level 2 Recreation and set the score on the foosball table to 0-3 blue which will dispense a ball with the combination to the safe in Lieutenant Miller’s office. Miller doesn’t like people touching his stuff so you’ll have to wait until he leaves to use the bathroom. He’s former Marine so you’ll only have 34 seconds to open the safe, grab Keycard B, and exit the office without being seen. Use Keycard B to ride the service elevator to Sub-Level 3 and take a left, watching out for the Screecher (he’s blind so as long as you crouch you should be fine; if he hears you, well, let’s just say it’s a good thing you’re getting closer to Medical). Anyway follow the hallway down to Pre-Medical where you’ll need to use the Space Fabricator to make Keycard C. The Filament Roll for the Fabricator can be found back on Level 2 Supply but the door’s locked so you’ll need to get in through the service ducts; you can find a screwdriver back in Mechanical. Once you have the Filament Roll head back to the Fabricator and produce Keycard C. With Keycard C in hand, return to Mechanical and use it to open the Broom Closet and retrieve the Broom. Use the Broom to tidy up this knee-high pile of debris which is currently preventing us from accessing Medical, which as you can see, is directly behind me. i can't find the ion torch anywhere
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redshirt posted:For reference, the ship will look something like this: how am i supposed to climb out of the spinning ring into the non-spinning storage area when i run out of beans?
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we need to spin the hab ring faster goku trained at 100 times earth gravity on his journey to planet namek. this intense training gave him the edge he needed against the ginyu force, and allowed him to unleash kaio-ken times 20 we may not have enough senzu beans to go straight to 100x gravity, but can we start accelerating up to a modest 20x and see how our training goes?
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oh yeah i had it open to dry the carpet in the bathroom faster, tub overflowed
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weird, that’s the fourth crewman with a tiny worm sticking out the back of his head at the base of the skull i’ve seen go by today oh well, probably not a big deal, not gonna let it ruin my day off
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anyone else notice we seem to have entered a dimension of pure chaos a few hours back? my eyes keep bleeding and i swear all of these decapitated hellspawn looking things splattered about the lounge weren’t here at the start of my shift.
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my spacesuit is way too big, i feel like you could fit two people in here anyone want to partner up? i'll take front.
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this is embarrassing but i need to clear the air. remember before we left we had those psych evals, and the pool of applicants was narrowed down to only the highest scoring? well, turns out i had the sort order flipped in the SQL for that, and we ended up selecting crew from applicants who scored the lowest in the psych test but not to worry, i've written a Jira so we can get that filter fixed for next mission
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hmm, news broadcast is saying the new congress canceled our mission and redirected funding to the loving mars colony. again. looks like we have permission to continue on to callisto, but they're telling us not to bother coming back because there won't be any mission control to talk to us by the end of the fiscal year. ah well, i'd still vote for 'em again. i'm VERY serious about gas stove back home. Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Aug 29, 2023 |
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