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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Gubba bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Lindtzen tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my borbish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.





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Quadramind

Hell, yeah
I got this written on my wall

Khanstant
thinkin bout mome snacks

Dumb Sex-Parrot
it's about time Gubba Bird is rehabilitated in the eys of society. sorry for being a sour grapes but that's how I feel :colbert:






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

it's about time Gubba Bird is rehabilitated in the eys of society. sorry for being a sour grapes but that's how I feel :colbert:

seconded. it's about time :haibrow:





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treasure bear

posting this again, maybe ill add more to it

Through glittering gleams the trovel jingled,
Rumbleclatter, sparkle and trinket clash,
Lay steeped and splendor in a heap mingled,
And empiled amongst her cache

treasure bear

i wanna see more nonsense poems from byob

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

treasure bear posted:

i wanna see more nonsense poems from byob

The Dong with a Luminous Nose

by Edward Lear

When awful darkness and silence reign
Over the great Gromboolian plain,
Through the long, long wintry nights; —
When the angry breakers roar
As they beat on the rocky shore; —
When Storm-clouds brood on the towering heights
Of the Hills of the Chankly Bore: —

Then, through the vast and gloomy dark,
There moves what seems a fiery spark,
A lonely spark with silvery rays
Piercing the coal-black night, —
A Meteor strange and bright: —
Hither and thither the vision strays,
A single lurid light.

Slowly it wander, — pauses, — creeps, —
Anon it sparkles, — flashes and leaps;
And ever as onward it gleaming goes
A light on the Bong-tree stems it throws.
And those who watch at that midnight hour
From Hall or Terrace, or lofty Tower,
Cry, as the wild light passes along, —
"The Dong! — the Dong!
"The wandering Dong through the forest goes!
"The Dong! the Dong!
"The Dong with a luminous Nose!"

Long years ago
The Dong was happy and gay,
Till he fell in love with a Jumbly Girl
Who came to those shores one day.
For the Jumblies came in a sieve, they did, —
Landing at eve near the Zemmery Fidd
Where the Oblong Oysters grow,
And the rocks are smooth and gray.
And all the woods and the valleys rang
With the Chorus they daily and nightly sang, —
"Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and the hands are blue
And they went to sea in a sieve.

Happily, happily passed those days!
While the cheerful Jumblies staid;
They danced in circlets all night long,
To the plaintive pipe of the lively Dong,
In moonlight, shine, or shade.
For day and night he was always there
By the side of the Jumbly Girl so fair,
With her sky-blue hands, and her sea-green hair.
Till the morning came of that hateful day
When the Jumblies sailed in their sieve away,
And the Dong was left on the cruel shore
Gazing — gazing for evermore, —
Ever keeping his weary eyes on
That pea-green sail on the far horizon, —
Singing the Jumbly Chorus still
As he sate all day on the grassy hill, —
"Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and the hands are blue
And they went to sea in a sieve.

But when the sun was low in the West,
The Dong arose and said;
— "What little sense I once possessed
Has quite gone out of my head!" —
And since that day he wanders still
By lake and forest, marsh and hills,
Singing — "O somewhere, in valley or plain
"Might I find my Jumbly Girl again!
"For ever I'll seek by lake and shore
"Till I find my Jumbly Girl once more!"

Playing a pipe with silvery squeaks,
Since then his Jumbly Girl he seeks,
And because by night he could not see,
He gathered the bark of the Twangum Tree
On the flowery plain that grows.
And he wove him a wondrous Nose, —
A Nose as strange as a Nose could be!
Of vast proportions and painted red,
And tied with cords to the back of his head.
— In a hollow rounded space it ended
With a luminous Lamp within suspended,
All fenced about
With a bandage stout
To prevent the wind from blowing it out; —
And with holes all round to send the light,
In gleaming rays on the dismal night.

And now each night, and all night long,
Over those plains still roams the Dong;
And above the wail of the Chimp and Snipe
You may hear the squeak of his plaintive pipe
While ever he seeks, but seeks in vain
To meet with his Jumbly Girl again;
Lonely and wild — all night he goes, —
The Dong with a luminous Nose!
And all who watch at the midnight hour,
From Hall or Terrace, or lofty Tower,
Cry, as they trace the Meteor bright,
Moving along through the dreary night, —
"This is the hour when forth he goes,
"The Dong with a luminous Nose!
"Yonder — over the plain he goes;
"He goes!
"He goes;
"The Dong with a luminous Nose!"





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treasure bear

write a new one

cruft

'twas not :colbert:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

cruft posted:

'twas not :colbert:

'twas :argh:





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google THIS

cruft posted:

'twas not :colbert:

'twasn't

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

'twn't

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

'twain't





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frump truck

hello... again!

man as much as I appreciate what this poem is doing, for some reason the diction of the first stanza is so specifically annoying to me that i was never able to actually enjoy it. it always gave me a fingernails on a chalkboard feeling and i have no idea why

frump truck fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Jul 17, 2023

frump truck

hello... again!

"bubba gubba borba Lindtzen joober flambin' trink brank gornky" - lewis carroll

treasure bear

someone should try writing one

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
more poetry ITT. pls.

I don't care if it's partially plagiarized or homemade or what. dear readers like myself shall be the judge of all that :wotwot:

LET'S GO IT'S POETRY TIME

I wanna feel something. for once





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Quadramind

Here's one I wrote with my best friends and my brother after a trip to an island


Ten men mounted
Five tandem bikes
And rode around the island
Nice.

One got lost and four remained,
Till in search another strayed,
Three in silence roads patrolled,
Found a place that coffees sold,
Nice.

Then, though damp, their spirts renewed,
A plan was hatched, most cunning and shrewd,
They flagged a seal, which changed the mood,
He pointed to Dún Aonghasa.

Quadramind

Which verse do you think was composed by a published writer?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Quadramind posted:

Which verse do you think was composed by a published writer?

I'd guess it's the third verse :allears:

Quadramind

You found the social scientist!

He is not the author

cruft

Areola Grande posted:

more poetry ITT. pls.

when you are hungry

You take on the shape of the things you swallow. Be careful of people who are kites, who make
you rise so sweet, tangle you in trees & wires: the same shocks that give you ecstacy can steal
your life. Swallow horses if you feel strong enough to gallop for miles across landscapes,
tossing your mane in the sun. What I am saying is: you are what you eat. Eat oceans. Eat the
moon with your eyes, the wind with your skin. Do not eat too much. Do not be so full you
cannot swim the rivers or wake
when it is time. Better yet, take the world
into you in smallest bites, only what you need. Leave the rest. You take on the shape
of the things you swallow. Swallow rainbows. They suit you. Swallow love.

- Michelle Tibbetts

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

cruft posted:

when you are hungry

You take on the shape of the things you swallow. Be careful of people who are kites, who make
you rise so sweet, tangle you in trees & wires: the same shocks that give you ecstacy can steal
your life. Swallow horses if you feel strong enough to gallop for miles across landscapes,
tossing your mane in the sun. What I am saying is: you are what you eat. Eat oceans. Eat the
moon with your eyes, the wind with your skin. Do not eat too much. Do not be so full you
cannot swim the rivers or wake
when it is time. Better yet, take the world
into you in smallest bites, only what you need. Leave the rest. You take on the shape
of the things you swallow. Swallow rainbows. They suit you. Swallow love.

- Michelle Tibbetts

excellent poem but now i'm hungry for horse :(





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Quadramind

They call me Mr. Pipe because I'm piping, piping, piping
and they call me Mr. Pipe because I pipe and pipe and pipe
Call me Mr. Pipe because I'm piping all the time

Friends and neighbours all around,
they say that they don't mind;
the only pipes that I have got,
they never make a sound

Pipe man, pipe man
silent pipe
silently pipe on your pipe

I'm piping, piping, piping, so they call me Mr. Pipe
and they call me Mr. Pipe because I pipe and pipe and pipe
Call me Mr. Pipe because I'm piping all the time

Friends and neighbours all around,
they say that they don't mind;
these quiet pipes that I have got,
they only ever pipe si

lently. lovely pipeman pipe silently
on your silent pipe, pipe gently
pipe man, pipe your silent pipe
silently pipe on your pipe,
pipe man, pipe man, pipe man
pipe

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Quadramind posted:

They call me Mr. Pipe because I'm piping, piping, piping
and they call me Mr. Pipe because I pipe and pipe and pipe
Call me Mr. Pipe because I'm piping all the time

Friends and neighbours all around,
they say that they don't mind;
the only pipes that I have got,
they never make a sound

Pipe man, pipe man
silent pipe
silently pipe on your pipe

I'm piping, piping, piping, so they call me Mr. Pipe
and they call me Mr. Pipe because I pipe and pipe and pipe
Call me Mr. Pipe because I'm piping all the time

Friends and neighbours all around,
they say that they don't mind;
these quiet pipes that I have got,
they only ever pipe si

lently. lovely pipeman pipe silently
on your silent pipe, pipe gently
pipe man, pipe your silent pipe
silently pipe on your pipe,
pipe man, pipe man, pipe man
pipe

*no weed noise* ;)





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emSparkly

I'm open to interpretation!
Mr. Pipe, that's my name
That name again is Mr. Pipe

I am a patient they.

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