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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 02:20 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 05:22 |
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my senses heighten and the world slows to a crawl for a moment as I detect a tabby sunning on the lawn across the street. I drop into a crouch and move toward the handsome fellow, slow and steady. my friends sigh
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 02:22 |
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detaching my shoulder-mounted briefcase to retrieve the single cylinder of treats stored inside
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 02:33 |
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Fungah! posted:deliberately getting caught by a mangy tabby to summon longcat to cross the tar pits lol
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 02:35 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Sound of pspspspspsps gets faster and faster as I near the cat lol
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 02:54 |
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ℹ️Total petting: 28 sec. 👍 4 Like(s) received from Oliver Hisst
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 02:58 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Scooping Sam’s litter box to make poo poo and piss grenades oddium posted:getting an order to deliver a cat outside and immediately getting an order to deliver it inside lmao
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 17:37 |
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Sam, this next delivery includes some pissed-off cargo. It's fragile and shouldn't be submerged, and it will be harder to maintain your balance as it moves around. I'm sending you a schematic for ear plugs that may prove invaluable, so give them a try. I don't need to tell you how important it is that this cargo reach the Veterinarian, Sam. It's all up to you, now.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 17:56 |
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Dongicus posted:Low rawr
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 22:16 |
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lol
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 17:20 |
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ol yeller posted:Guy wearing a hat that says TERRORISM on it: Here, I need you to deliver this. It's a cat. *hands you a dog* The name's Bad Goodman. lmao
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 17:28 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 05:22 |
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Bob Barker giving me the upgraded Cord Cutter and a solemn nod
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 22:17 |