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Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

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Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

my senses heighten and the world slows to a crawl for a moment as I detect a tabby sunning on the lawn across the street. I drop into a crouch and move toward the handsome fellow, slow and steady. my friends sigh

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

detaching my shoulder-mounted briefcase to retrieve the single cylinder of treats stored inside

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

Fungah! posted:

deliberately getting caught by a mangy tabby to summon longcat to cross the tar pits

lol

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Sound of pspspspspsps gets faster and faster as I near the cat

lol

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

ℹ️Total petting: 28 sec.
👍 4 Like(s) received from Oliver Hisst

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Scooping Sam’s litter box to make poo poo and piss grenades

oddium posted:

getting an order to deliver a cat outside and immediately getting an order to deliver it inside

lmao

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

Sam, this next delivery includes some pissed-off cargo. It's fragile and shouldn't be submerged, and it will be harder to maintain your balance as it moves around. I'm sending you a schematic for ear plugs that may prove invaluable, so give them a try. I don't need to tell you how important it is that this cargo reach the Veterinarian, Sam. It's all up to you, now.

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007


lol

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

ol yeller posted:

Guy wearing a hat that says TERRORISM on it: Here, I need you to deliver this. It's a cat. *hands you a dog* The name's Bad Goodman.

lmao

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Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

Bob Barker giving me the upgraded Cord Cutter and a solemn nod

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