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Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

i love those raves love that Tiësto PLUR

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

I was trying to coordinate a rave tonight but it sounds like it's being assembled by some retard rich straight people. Weighing how entertaining it would be for me to bully my way in at the door without being on the guest list. It would be easy for me.

you should bring a gun and wave it at the bouncers

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

the cybergoth subculture was destroyed by covid goons buying up all the half-mask respirators, which is by every available metric a genocide

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Feb 16, 2012

post COVID posted:

it's ok im old* and comfy and 100% fine posting on a Sat night

*early-30s thin/athletic

shirtless pics or gtfo *taps thread title*

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

Never too late to be the first person to post hole in this thread until someone else does it first. Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity lurkers.

and u have to stick a post-it note w/ your username above your hole or it;s a ban+30

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

The only thread where you can still post porn on Something Awful and all the goons gather around to discuss it MEGATHREAD

i've written so much debauched 'gilmore girls' erotica over the years it'll be hard to choose which excerpts to post :a2m:

edit: AND NO, NO RORY, only lorelei slash lena luthor

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

popper's up in heaven raving with jesus now

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Feb 16, 2012

mawarannahr posted:

when you go to Berghain, you go in at 1 am, dance 6 hours, go to the hotel, post until you get probed, then go back and dance til you drop.

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

getting banned from grindr before i could seal the deal so now me and my otter harem are walking around downtown putting up photocopies of my flaccid cock

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Feb 16, 2012

Feels Villeneuve posted:

There is an old gay dude in my apartment who has an enormous half-serval cat he walks on a leash while wearing a matching leopard print coat and I want to project that kind of old queen energy when I am 50

walking your cat on a leash is pretty gay

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

Hello faggots and other assorted posters I mentally tune out. In the spirit of #content #contentisking I am starting a book club to discuss books I want to read. This book club is open to everyone even including bisexuals because I am magnanimous but if you say stupid poo poo in my thread I will smite you. This book club will be run periodically at my whim and the book selection is entirely up to me. Don’t like it? Vote 5 and move along. Also: where the heck is my thread IK lol?

For the first book club we will be reading The Faggots and Their Friends Between Revolutions by Larry Mitchell with illustrations by Ned Asta. It has been described as a seminal work of queer utopianism and while once extremely rare was reissued by Nightboat Books a few years back.



You have until the end of August to read it. Rent it from a library or buy it from the publisher or your local bookstore.

https://nightboat.org/book/the-faggots-their-friends-between-revolutions/
i couldn't find it on libgen but they did have this so is that okay? :shrug:

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Fagmaster vs Futaloving Cockmaster

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

I hear if you internet search for “faggots and their friends pdf” you might find links which I wouldn’t be allowed to post on the forum. Or would I…?

pdf located but hmm 1970s gay science fiction, that can be a minefield

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

quote:

When things are loose, you can tell the faggots from the men.
The men wear grey and the faggots wear all the other colors.
When things are tight, the faggots hang all the other colors in their closets and fade back into the greyness of the men, known only to each other and wait.
okay this seems interesting, i'll keep reading

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

You think I’d recommend a bad book???

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

can this be cspam's thread for general gaywad chat because i'm hanging around a campfire with a bunch of drunk straight people and i want to murder them all

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

You should gently caress them all in the rear end :evilbuddy:

no they're annoying as gently caress!

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

Being straight is insanely fail, it's true. Goondolences

my lesbo cousin was showing off the new tattoo she got yesterday, it's a loving pokemon

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Feb 16, 2012

Ohtori Akio posted:

You sure she isn't bi?

i don't think so but the tattoo is this thing and maybe i don't know the pokemon hanky code

edit: she said she asked the tattoo dude for a snorlax and he said "how about a gengar instead?" and she said okay, that sounds so fake

Gravid Topiary has issued a correction as of 05:43 on Aug 7, 2023

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

im getting a full back piece of super mario bros level 1-1 so my lovers can play along wwithh their tongues before they enter my green warp pipe

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

human being WISDOM

There is more to be learned from wearing a dress for a day, than there is from wearing a suit for a lifetime.

like how to do up back zippers, truth

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

You can let your cock hang out without being afraid. The faggots only want to play with it.

whhat about tick bites

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

lol this book is really making me think about how i personally read the word "human being" and why, drat u poppers lmao

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Feb 16, 2012

very risky blowjob posted:

i drive a masculine straight-presenting mazda 3 and idk if it's still a thing, but back pre-covid the dealership that i got my car from had a little club for all the miata owners and they'd meet up once a month.

and in my mind i was always just like "boy the sort of people who hang out at a mazda dealership for fun sound like the worst orgy on the planet"
i bought a Suzuki aerio (areola hehe) hatchback years ago because i thought it was so cool and very straight, but my friends and co-workers very much disagreed

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

now i drive a Mazda 3 and the interior is just stalactites of dried jizz from all the depressed Miata club bois i pick up down at the dealership circuit parties

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

Lol having trouble parking your human being rear end car in the glass closet are we? :D

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

i forgot whhat i was going to say

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Feb 16, 2012


in junior high i read this book and the sequel over and over again

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Feb 16, 2012


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Feb 16, 2012

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Is store bought ok?

don't buy ur jelly dongs from aliexpress though or u will get hole cancer

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Feb 16, 2012

Al! posted:

imagining the way a canadian would pronounce "glory hole" lol

amiskwacîwâskahikan

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

baldurs gate 3 sure has a lot of options for different weiners, what a future

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

quote:

I vigorously rubbed my cock through the trousers while writhing amorously on the floor
goon love :boom:

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Feb 16, 2012

very risky blowjob posted:

yeah because i actually read books that are gay, not just french

is it a book or a manga

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

Reminder to all my haters and doubters this is the human being book club and not the LGBTQQIA2S+* rainbow alliance heckin’ wholesome book club
poppers u should start a film club for rainbow alliance wholesome films and we can watch "But I'm A Cheerleader!" and "Pink Flamingos" and "Martyrs (2008)"

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

very risky blowjob posted:

im listenign to "cowgirl" by underworld

gently caress yeah

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Feb 16, 2012



in junior high i was reading this embarrassing poo poo on the school-bus and i got punched in the back of the head and called a fag (gently caress you stewart) and i can't say i didn't deserve it, that horse looks so loving gay

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Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

Every single bully who called you gay growing up was right and objectively you cannot blame them.



stewart's fat and bald now so i won anyways

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Feb 16, 2012

Cuttlefush posted:

poppers do a sci fi book

yeah do Dhalgren by sam r. delaney

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Feb 16, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5j_ThA3dgk
harps ftw

that part about 3:30 in it's so intense

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