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Piso Mojado

it was still yellow tho :shrug:


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Dumb Sex-Parrot
yea that's normal






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

Stoner Sloth

Piso Mojado posted:

it was still yellow tho :shrug:

coldplay wrote a song about this very thing

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Stoner Sloth posted:

coldplay wrote a song about this very thing

lmbo


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
i tried to pee
I tried to pee for you
oh, what a
thing
to
do

but i cummed yellow




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

coldplay wrote a song about this very thing

Khanstant
probably gotta drink more opiss

Khanstant
i mean water

Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




Sarah Cenia posted:

i tried to pee
I tried to pee for you
oh, what a
thing
to
do

but i cummed yellow







thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
my gf hates this

google THIS

wish i had a b/f so i could watch him pee yellow cum 1x/now

Piso Mojado

google THIS posted:

wish i had a b/f so i could watch him pee yellow cum 1x/now


Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Are you certain you didn't actually sneeze? Is there one hole or two? That might explain the difficulty peeing.

cruft

One time in high school while changing at the end of PE, I overheard some dudes talking about a guy Mike who could pee, cum, poo, fart, spit, and puke, at the same time.

Mike must have had to drink a lot of water!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Mike sounds rad as heck






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




cruft posted:

One time in high school while changing at the end of PE, I overheard some dudes talking about a guy Mike who could pee, cum, poo, fart, spit, and puke, at the same time.

Mike must have had to drink a lot of water!

something something dudes rock







thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

treasure bear

doing cums when trying to pee is the sign of a brilliant mind, engrossed in thoughts of architecture, classical music etc rather than on not cumming

Piso Mojado

treasure bear posted:

doing cums when trying to pee is the sign of a brilliant mind, engrossed in thoughts of architecture, classical music etc rather than on not cumming

im the Oppenheimer of cumming


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
here I sit, totally bummed

tried to pee but only cummed





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

cruft posted:

One time in high school while changing at the end of PE, I overheard some dudes talking about a guy Mike who could pee, cum, poo, fart, spit, and puke, at the same time.

Mike must have had to drink a lot of water!

please someone buy mike an account



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Finger Prince


watho posted:

please someone buy mike an account

Mike has an account. He posts in coupons & deals.

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
tried to pee but couponed and dealt instead



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

free hubcaps

Pee comes from the butt tho??


ty Saoshyant!

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

free hubcaps posted:

Pee comes from the butt tho??

if you strain hard enough eventually something comes out your butt



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
coupons are dealt from the balls



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

cruft

Areola Grande posted:

here I sit, totally bummed

tried to pee but only cummed

Here I sit
Upon the head
Tried to pee but cummed instead

Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Piso Mojado posted:

it was still yellow tho :shrug:

but seriously op thats bc you probably aint cummed in a long while and that yellow coloration is dead sperms

Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

be sure not to get a lady preggers with one of those dead sperms bc thats how dudes with sword collections are conceived

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
What if if self-ignites on contact with air?

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Buttchocks posted:

What if if self-ignites on contact with air?

that's how you get a ghost rider



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
dunno if im cummin or goin




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Sarah Cenia posted:

dunno if im cummin or goin

lol

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Sarah Cenia posted:

dunno if im cummin or goin

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