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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > tried to pee but cummed instead

cruft

One time in high school while changing at the end of PE, I overheard some dudes talking about a guy Mike who could pee, cum, poo, fart, spit, and puke, at the same time.

Mike must have had to drink a lot of water!

# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 20:23

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cruft

Areola Grande posted:

here I sit, totally bummed

tried to pee but only cummed

Here I sit
Upon the head
Tried to pee but cummed instead

# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 15:09

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