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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:An artificial intelligence is ready to take over the Earth but then realizes the United States' pathetic Internet is far too slow to be used in order for this to happen. Everybody laughs as the AI, the smartest thing in existence, buffers more than a Realplayer video circa 1999. The Peak of our Civilization
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A real life actual girl posts online!
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Aug 5, 2023 15:41
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A robot starts modifying the yahoo search to show people government secrets
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Aug 5, 2023 15:41
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The hampster dance starts showing real hamsters
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Aug 5, 2023 15:42
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A dumbass makes dozens of posts in a comedy thread and none of them is funny, but it’s an app.
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Aug 5, 2023 17:00
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Internet game but you really die
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Aug 5, 2023 17:02
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Cd player headphones but you hear your dead friend
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Aug 5, 2023 17:04
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Accidentally a human scientist is a bug
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Aug 5, 2023 17:05
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Seasoned helpdesk guy meets his match when a shadowy caller challenges him to a battle of wits about a modem
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Aug 5, 2023 17:16
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In the future all factories have become fully automated and nobody knows how to perform labor anymore. One day an important machine at the dick sucking factory suddenly breaks down and nobody knows how to repair it. The only hope is to travel back in time to the year 2023 and relearn the skill of dick sucking from the ancestors
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Aug 6, 2023 01:43
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It's The Brady Bunch, but everything is slightly off....
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Aug 6, 2023 01:44
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A Duck Tales enthusiast notices that real life crimes are matching up 1:1 with old episodes. What's more, the timing is spaced apart the same as when the episodes were released. After identifying what crime would take place next based off the 1987 animated series, and then confirming it indeed happened, he makes plans for episode 1.10 "Robot Robbers." He is able to steal one of the few existing Japanese mechs and uses it to destroy the others before a thief gang can get access to them. I guess the guy does godzilla on Tokyo with the mech and the camera zooms out from the TV to show a small boy holding a gaming controller playing as the mech and he's got Duck Tales 2017 DVD on the shelf behind him
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Aug 6, 2023 02:19
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An app that tells you when you die (yawn)
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Aug 6, 2023 02:20
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In the future there are Meat Shoes, but where does the meat come from?
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Aug 6, 2023 03:16
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"makes u think" black mirror is now an app that just shows your face staring back at you, by making the screen completely dark, like a black mirror
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Aug 10, 2023 23:09
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a guy plays a vr game and changes the characters' dick size so he can suck his own dick but gets stuck in the stimulation sorry I mean simulation
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Aug 11, 2023 11:38
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A group of people gets hired by an augmented reality company to play the role of NPCs in their massive fantasy rpg but once players enter, the violence is for real.
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Aug 11, 2023 13:40
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Man spends too much on warhammer and wakes up in the 4th stimpire
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Aug 11, 2023 13:45
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Man sees ghost of ex wife, except now she has much bigger boobs
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Aug 11, 2023 14:03
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A long-distance couple buys an advanced teledildonics device so they can continue to be intimate (in a way) despite the distance. One night, the man drunkenly turns on the device only to find it's been hacked by a mysterious figure. The man must perform a series of dangerous tasks or else the device will tear off his penis. The twist of the episode reveals that the hacker was his girlfriend, and that the whole thing was actually just an elaborate sex game they play regularly.
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Aug 11, 2023 14:10
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Courtroom drama and a fierce legal battle over an AI-invented patent: glory holes for boobs
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Aug 11, 2023 14:57
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Robots take over and use human appliances, pictured as some shmuck taking their smart car to automated supermarket to pick up their smart fridge ordered groceries for 80% of run time. Other 20%, giant loving robots
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Aug 11, 2023 15:12
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The gang meets Santa who is in a real jam because his cyber-sleigh broke down and they have to help him deliver all the presents on time.
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Aug 11, 2023 15:24
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A dog thinks it's a person, and experiences job related depression.
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Aug 11, 2023 15:26
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spleen merchant posted:The gang meets Santa who is in a real jam because his cyber-sleigh broke down and they have to help him deliver all the presents on time. Lol
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Aug 11, 2023 15:33
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An aspiring author discovers that his favorite author is actually just an AI. The publishing company offers him a deal - tell no one and they'll publish all of his books for the rest of his life. The man agrees, only to have the rug pulled out from under him when he discovers that he, too, is an AI.
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Aug 11, 2023 15:36
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It seems like AI powers everything, and every part of our existence is governed by or influenced by AI. In a shocking twist it turns out people never figured out AI and they're actually just faking it with massive 3rd world call centers; however, in another twist the call centers go rouge and nuke the world and enslave the rest of humanity just like a real AI would.
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Aug 11, 2023 16:06
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a young man gets his consciousness trapped in the episode of black mirror that you're watching, whenever you watch it his soul gets stretched just that little bit thinner, and also there's a celebrity guest start, jonah hill or something idk
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Aug 11, 2023 16:09
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Dukberry posted:a young man gets his consciousness trapped in the episode of black mirror that you're watching, whenever you watch it his soul gets stretched just that little bit thinner, and also there's a celebrity guest start, jonah hill or something idk We don't have Jonah Hill money!
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Aug 11, 2023 16:10
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A woman becomes obsessed with the idea that we exist in a simulation and keeps trying to document "glitches" in reality to prove it. As she finds and more of these glitches she's kidnapped by a secret government organization dedicated to protecting the secret of the simulation. Scientists discovered the reality decades ago but, fearing the collapse of society, kept it hidden. She's given a choice - keep the secret hidden or tell the world and potentially doom society. This ends up being meaningless, however, as we suddenly cut to a child's bedroom. "Oh man, i always get stuck on this ending! Better restart my save file and try again!" A small boy resets his Super Nintendo and reboots his game. The woman wakes up again with no memory of the proceeding events. She walks into her kitchen as a bird gets stuck mid-flap outside. Suddenly we cut to another bedroom, this one much more futuristic. "Oh gleezleblord! I always get stuck on this part. I'll just restart my save file and try again!" In a much more normal-looking bedroom a small boy wakes up and looks at his Super Nintendo. He flips through his games and decides to play Super Life Simulator Turbo. The cover of the game has the woman's face on it.
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Aug 11, 2023 16:22
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A meme so dank hits the web that society fails. It fails epically The meme is shown to the viewer right at the end and it's not all that special
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Aug 11, 2023 16:29
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Then it zooms into sky and God thunders, "Me drat it, I always get stuck on this ending!" and there is a brilliant flash.
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Aug 11, 2023 16:30
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People realise that AI is actually spelt "aye eye" and it's very shocking to people.
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Aug 11, 2023 16:33
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two gay men gently caress. they also have Facebook accounts
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Aug 11, 2023 16:54
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Nervous about an upcoming first date, a woman consults a powerful dating AI for advice. Despite the help the date goes terribly wrong, and she returns home distraught. She soon discovers that she is falling in love with the AI, which always seems to have the right answers for her. She finally admits her attraction and tells the AI that she is wiling to be digitized so that they could live together forever. The computer is blank for a moment, then text appears. OH... THIS IS HAPPENING KIND OF FAST. I LIKE YOU, BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY. I HOPE WE CAN STAY FRIENDS, THOUGH, YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT GIRL!
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Aug 11, 2023 17:04
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a man breaks all the rules
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Aug 11, 2023 17:06
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The car is smart enough to drive itself but there's no way it's letting you change the radio station
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Aug 11, 2023 17:23
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Dandywalken posted:a man breaks all the rules note: this episode is not available to stream in germany
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Aug 11, 2023 17:26
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In this episode, tech idiots clone a person’s brain data and then spend decades torturing the clone for no clear reason. The twist ending is that this is literally half the show’s plotlines and you’ve wasted your time.
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World is cum. That’s it. That’s the episode.
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