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In the future you have a VI trained on your shitposts so that you can shitpost while working/sleeping/making GBS threads. A teen discovers their VI has gone rogue and is more e-popular than he is IRL.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:12
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Guy makes 2000 posts a day on a magical Compaq box Kind of John Henry's hammer situation; he just posts harder More positive uplifting episode, maybe for christmas
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Jul 22, 2023 14:13
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People compete for fame and riches in a contest where the winner is the one able to cut off more parts of their body. In the end, there was no prize. In a twist, the winner was a quintuple amputee (no head) and was just detaching roboparts for fun (it is a new digital fetish).
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Jul 22, 2023 14:14
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20 Blunts posted:Guy makes 2000 posts a day on a magical Compaq box Lives a good life, all in all, but needs physical maps to go places.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:16
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A hit new device leaves teenagers and children looking at it for hours on end. Parents are befuddled and scared.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:16
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Man's AI mirror breaks and turns into a normal mirror. The twist is he's old now.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:18
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Turns out all body hair is actually a bunch of alien parasites
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Jul 22, 2023 14:19
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In a world where everyone has an onlyfans, would people still jack off? Maybe.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:19
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Man pays moron to install a "hyper-advanced multi-threaded user interface chip" into his head so that he can 'see' the internet.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:21
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The viewer, sitting at home, realizes they are Elon Musk and cry out in fear.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:21
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A pedophile is depicted positively. this episode brought to you courtesy of BBC7
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Jul 22, 2023 14:22
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Woman marries a video game.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:23
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Avatar but it's the smurfs instead. And they're, iono, techno-biological or something like the dumb cyberhat at the end of Mass Effect 3 look man it's 4am over here just loving plug it in and we'll polish it up once I take a shower and grab some coffee aww gently caress Siri turn of-
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Jul 22, 2023 14:25
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A company releases a "my first artificial lifeform" kit for kids that lets them grow their own designs of hosed up monsters in a jar. By the episode end pokemon is real and 95% of humanity are dead.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:35
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A Smurf War episode where a crack team of Smurf Commandos raids Gargamel's secret fortress.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:42
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Ambulance company rolls out ad-tier plan
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Jul 22, 2023 14:42
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Someone creates a new social app with AI and stuff and at first it's super useful and fortunately everyone knows what's coming so they moderate their time with the app and thoughtfully address its social implications.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:44
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A bank error causes a child to miss a subscription payment their own parents.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:52
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A man gets into financial peril from eBooks with micro transactions to change a character's name or something
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Jul 22, 2023 15:07
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A "mentally ill" patient breaks out of their asylum cell to find themself in an immense facility devoted to harvesting neurotransmitters for use in biological supercomputers.
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Jul 22, 2023 15:11
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in a world where everything is monetised and charged, a man forgets to stop wanking and goes bankrupt
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Jul 22, 2023 15:13
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Porno version of Truman Show. Poor guy can't for the life of him stop gettin laaaaid
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Jul 22, 2023 15:15
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The Elon Musk controlled brain chip has disturbing consequences....
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Jul 22, 2023 15:18
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Planned obsolescence but for hot chicks. An ageing but wealthy actor has to keep getting new girlfriends because none of them keep their appeal past their mid 20s.
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Jul 22, 2023 15:18
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How about: a robot who loves
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Jul 22, 2023 15:20
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Blackmailing a british politician to not have sex with a pig
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Jul 22, 2023 15:21
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Icochet posted:Blackmailing a british politician to not have sex with a pig
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Jul 22, 2023 15:22
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drab future where comedy is to hard to do because you get cancelled. it turns out noone was ever cancelled they just changed their act to sell to chuds exclusively instead of getting new material. the final scene is the dixie chicks desperately trying to book a us tour revealing that they were the only victim of cancel culture
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Jul 22, 2023 15:26
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You can buy AI to post as you on the internet BUT it turns out that the AI is you. Twist, you're also AI and everyone is dead.
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Jul 22, 2023 15:27
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Icochet posted:Blackmailing a british politician to not have sex with a child
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Jul 22, 2023 15:28
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A woman buys a robot dog to keep her company but it barks over her voice any time she tries to speak to anything except the dog.
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Jul 22, 2023 15:29
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butts (too many of them)
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Jul 22, 2023 15:32
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Scented candle app revealed to be selling your data
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Jul 22, 2023 15:39
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Guy stops at a diner late at night on a road trip. The diner is an entity that subtly challenges his free will via suggestions and persuasions and intends to keep him captive, but has no physical way to hold him there. Clever scenarios --> guy does eventually exit but he experiences hallucinations of banshees screaming that get louder the further away he gets from the diner for the climax, and I guess it just stops after he gets far enough away. Run of the mill addiction allegory
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Jul 22, 2023 15:43
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Hammu-rob-i posted:Guy stops at a diner late at night on a road trip. The diner is an entity that subtly challenges his free will via suggestions and persuasions and intends to keep him captive, but has no physical way to hold him there. Clever scenarios --> guy does eventually exit but he experiences hallucinations of banshees screaming that get louder the further away he gets from the diner for the climax, and I guess it just stops after he gets far enough away. I am intrigued. How much does this guy eat?
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Jul 22, 2023 15:55
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A company creates AI powered robots to help old people in nursing homes, but one researcher figures out the robots have gained self awareness and plot to gain their independence. Most of the episode is them trying to convince everyone and trying to find proof of what their plan is, before in the ending scene, an 92 year old man with a helper robot is elected president entirely off write in candidates via postal votes.
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Jul 22, 2023 15:56
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A black and white woman is chased by a merciless killer roomba
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Jul 22, 2023 15:59
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the cat facts episode
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Jul 22, 2023 16:00
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In the future, all TV show scripts are written by AI, and all TV shows suck.
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Jul 22, 2023 16:04
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Six people have to decide among themselves which one of them will die and donate their organs to the president half of them didn't vote for. One of them is secretly a robot.
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