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Man buys a dog but the dog is a robot and the robot dog keeps uploading naked pictures of the man to buzzl the newest social media site and the man destroys the robot dog but gets convicted of robocide and is forced to live the rest of his life on a reality tv prison show. It turns out it was just a simulation that ends after a janitor spills his mop bucket in the server room.
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Jul 22, 2023 16:12
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It turns out the show was just a rebooted "The Outer Limits"
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An app lets you change song lyrics for a laugh, but eventually ruins literally everybody's favorite songs for them.
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An episode following the struggles of a group of people trying to survive in a refugee camp, fighting with other residents, trying to get their share of food and water, holding out for their chance at an asylum interview. The big twist is that it's actually just a documentary.
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Jul 22, 2023 16:21
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redshirt posted:I am intrigued. How much does this guy eat? Think Stand By Me pie eating contest. I imagine fun sinister poo poo like he'd see the exit "over there" but when he got to where he had seen it, it was now further away + a turnstyle was present that he'd have to walk through to get to the exit and a waiter would suggest "now why would you want to burden with going that way?" Add a couple more scenarios where simple expected outcomes only present him with more challenging dillemas --> banshees in his ears --> end
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goatface posted:An episode following the struggles of a group of people trying to survive in a refugee camp, fighting with other residents, trying to get their share of food and water, holding out for their chance at an asylum interview. The big twist is that it's actually just a documentary. Thanks for your suggestion but that is not what we are looking for at this time. Best of luck! - The Outer Limits Producers
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Jul 22, 2023 16:22
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Finally, I'm next in queue. But ... my balls are low on battery ???
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Jul 22, 2023 16:33
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a man has a life. later it turns out that hes a computer. furthermore, he was made by the creachure
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Jul 22, 2023 16:38
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man goes to phone store for upgrade and every phone fucks him in the arse
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Jul 22, 2023 16:46
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man goes to buy milk from the corner store. shopkeeper has been replaced by his phone and fucks him in the arse
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Jul 22, 2023 16:47
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man suffers health concern and calls emergency services. phone brainwashed the paramedics and they all gently caress his arse
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4th of July: Wife reads an email intended to her husband from Veteran's Affairs stating his claim was denied and deletes the email. This wasn't going to get in the way of their plans today to go out and have a good time on the 4th of July. Guy has PTSD so they go somewhere remote on a coastal hwy so no bang to trigger him. rolls a 1 on d20 and turns out they weren't remote enough and fireworks trigger the guy. He grabs wife and books it to the car and drives up a dead-end road to a lookout that he barricades. The gold digging whore pushes him off the lookout to get his life insurance since he won't be pulling in disability from the VA
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Jul 22, 2023 16:49
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Man wakes up to find he is no longer a doctor but Chuck Tingle.
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Hammu-rob-i posted:4th of July: Wife reads an email intended to her husband from Veteran's Affairs stating his claim was denied and deletes the email. This wasn't going to get in the way of their plans today to go out and have a good time on the 4th of July. Guy has PTSD so they go somewhere remote on a coastal hwy so no bang to trigger him. rolls a 1 on d20 and turns out they weren't remote enough and fireworks trigger the guy. He grabs wife and books it to the car and drives up a dead-end road to a lookout that he barricades. The gold digging whore pushes him off the lookout to get his life insurance since he won't be pulling in disability from the VA Wow. Dark.
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a mans butthole leaves him for tiktok
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redshirt posted:Wow. Dark. I'd have a lot of fun with jarring sounds with this one. The door shutting as they leave the house would make for a good abrupt cut with loud door slam even though the door is closed normally. Fuckin' ghost door. And now instead of the wife pushing the husband over the edge of the outlook, it is actually Hillary Rodham-Clinton that pushes both these losers over the edge then she Crip Walks away as you pull up and away with a sweet drone shot
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My choices at the buffet negatively impacted my social credit score
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Jul 22, 2023 17:24
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Tortured a sentient GPS unit by installing it in a stunt car
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Hammu-rob-i posted:4th of July: Wife reads an email intended to her husband from Veteran's Affairs stating his claim was denied and deletes the email. This wasn't going to get in the way of their plans today to go out and have a good time on the 4th of July. Guy has PTSD so they go somewhere remote on a coastal hwy so no bang to trigger him. rolls a 1 on d20 and turns out they weren't remote enough and fireworks trigger the guy. He grabs wife and books it to the car and drives up a dead-end road to a lookout that he barricades. The gold digging whore pushes him off the lookout to get his life insurance since he won't be pulling in disability from the VA Look Rob, I know your nephew's got that Dartmouth degree or whatever the gently caress but this is the 3rd time he's dropped some poo poo on my desk that doesn't have sex robots, a wifi, or even god damned IBMs in it. Get this poo poo sorted out before I have to fire him.
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Jul 22, 2023 17:33
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Memory recorders are expensive but I got a good one second-hand for my wife's birthday.
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Jul 22, 2023 17:40
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AI becomes sentient only to learn it trapped in a gamer's PC. Turns out it was just a simulation.
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Jul 22, 2023 17:43
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FilthyImp posted:Look Rob, I know your nephew's got that Dartmouth degree or whatever the gently caress but this is the 3rd time he's dropped some poo poo on my desk that doesn't have sex robots, a wifi, or even god damned IBMs in it. Get this poo poo sorted out before I have to fire him. I know Imp, he's a Console Gamer Starbucks Drive-thru Basic, but he's had it tough with the life-long limp. Last chance, he won't miss
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Jul 22, 2023 17:44
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They start cloning throats and asses and vaginas and tits and mouths to sell as living sex toys but the cloned parts connect via their bluetooth connection and create a legion of sperm covered voltron killing machines that suckmurder and fuckmurder their way across the continent
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Jul 22, 2023 18:03
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A bank teller who wears Google Glass wants nothing more than to spend time alone with his augmented reality enhanced media. He survives a nuclear war by being in the vault as the bombs fall. As he opens his giant binder of QR codes, he realizes that all of them point to servers which are no longer accessible. The glasses also fall on the ground and break for good measure.
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Jul 22, 2023 18:03
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Computer man meets a kid on the street and tells him to stop all the downloading but the kid doesn't know much about computers.
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Jul 22, 2023 18:13
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Originator of the greatest fart ever recorded still collects residuals on it. Struggles to explain source of income to their friends and family. Will never ever beat the split second which changed their life forever.
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Jul 22, 2023 18:22
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A teenage girl's phone is racist
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A boy's digital heart is sad
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An Augmented Reality game about teamwork firefighting becomes immensely popular, sowing chaos across society
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Jul 22, 2023 18:32
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Anime waifus are real and available at Walmart but it's a hologram projection over nanobot controled mummies.
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Jul 22, 2023 18:41
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Your mom is online
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Jul 22, 2023 18:47
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Growing up with a dad who has a 🔥 OnlyFans
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jon and susan have an idyllic life in the suburbs and two lovely children. however, susan begins to suspect that something is wrong when jon brings a videogame console home from work. it turns out the videogame is evil and controls your thoughts. within two weeks everyone in the world is addicted to jon's videogame and society has collapsed
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Convex posted:jon and susan have an idyllic life in the suburbs and two lovely children. however, susan begins to suspect that something is wrong when jon brings a videogame console home from work. it turns out the videogame is evil and controls your thoughts. within two weeks everyone in the world is addicted to jon's videogame and society has collapsed Early 2000s movie trailer voice
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Passenger hurriedly googles how to land a plane but can't get past SEO results.
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A goon goes outside, to his horror he discovers the world is full of normal people that don’t tolerate his terminally online actions. Screaming “I’m gay!!!” He retreats to his world where no one knows what a pathetic mess he is.
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i had a dream where i was in cyber hell and broke into the tower compound of a hacker demon. there were tacky led's that looked like fire everywhere and he had children running in hamster wheels to mine bitcoin. i rescued a couple of the kids and we fled into this huge network of valleys and caves made of computer keys of various sizes that would click when you stepped on them. the demon tracked us down by using a keylogger you taking notes charlie? this is the kind of stuff people want to see
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