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Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

Presto posted:

Personal computers had big power switches that made a solid clack when you flipped them. None of these wimpy soft power buttons where you don't know if you pushed it or not.

And a turbo button

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i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
Sometimes a guy in a truck would drive through your neighborhood giving ice cream to kids and he was probably not a sex offender.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
And by the way, Ronald Reagan was a gigantic piece of poo poo and a lot of the problems have in the US today can be traced directly back to him.

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:
porn was found in magazine form,.... in the woods

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DonJNavarro posted:

porn was found in magazine form,.... in the woods

You'd just be walking in the woods and bam! Hustler.

Gimmick Poster
Aug 29, 2006
Don't look at your carpet; I drew something awful on it
We had to learn to jack off by ourselves. None of these online video tutorials.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You had to unlock car doors with your key. How it worked was that the driver opened their door first, got into the car and then, from the inside, unlocked the car doors for the passengers. It was pretty wild stuff now that I think about it.

e: to clarify: you had to put the key into the lock in the door and turn it

Rookoo
Jul 24, 2007
The internet was in black & white and only on for three hours a day.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

We had a glorious time when MTV showed music videos. Sadly, this ended.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

At first some greasy dude pumped the gas for you. Then, after a few years you had to do it yourself. It was a real mindfuck.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nap Ghost

Szyznyk posted:

At first some greasy dude pumped the gas for you. Then, after a few years you had to do it yourself. It was a real mindfuck.

if you really think about it some greasy dude is still pumping your gas

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
If you were gay or told anyone you were gay they'd call you slurs then tell you that you were going to die of AIDS versus now where they accuse you of being a pedophile groomer.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Hollismason posted:

If you were gay or told anyone you were gay they'd call you slurs then tell you that you were going to die of AIDS versus now where they accuse you of being a pedophile groomer.

to be fair, you were likely to be called a gay slur in the 90s whether or not you were homosexual

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Szyznyk posted:

At first some greasy dude pumped the gas for you. Then, after a few years you had to do it yourself. It was a real mindfuck.

Oregon keeping OG status

Also:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

to be fair, you were likely to be called a gay slur in the 90s whether or not you were homosexual

Edit: I was 7years into my career and ran into one of the upper-classmen assholes that called me gay in HS. We were both working at the same place. It was even in the game room when I encountered him and I let him off the hook on "bygones" ugh I could have hosed him up. I have regrets absolutely over that opportunity

More editz: the moron mis-remembered me as being one of my friends at the time that was a total fuckup and told people that I was that guy. Roiling, but it all worked out. Kai T - get hosed you moron

My Dad Nintendo fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jul 23, 2023

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

There were actual physical knobs and switches you had to twist and push/pull to work the climate control in a car or to change the station on the radio, and it was all concentrated on the dashboard and not on your steering wheel.

There was also a crank on each car door that lowered and raised the windows manually.

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Hammu-rob-i posted:

Oregon keeping OG status

unless Kotek pocket vetoes this, not anymore they're not https://www.oregonlive.com/commuting/2023/06/what-you-need-to-know-about-oregons-new-self-serve-gas-law.html

thank god, that law was dumb and only lasted that long because it was political suicide to do anything that looked like it could cut jobs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

We had cheat codes on pay phones for our cheap Dads.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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dervival posted:

unless Kotek pocket vetoes this, not anymore they're not https://www.oregonlive.com/commuting/2023/06/what-you-need-to-know-about-oregons-new-self-serve-gas-law.html

thank god, that law was dumb and only lasted that long because it was political suicide to do anything that looked like it could cut jobs

so New Jersey is gonna be the last man standing in the forcing me to let teenagers pump my gas for me game
well played garden state

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

I mean, you can still go to the locations that have teens for you to harass if you don't want to get out of your car, it's just you won't get yelled at by them if you've crossed the border and forgotten the archaic rule

they're pro-choice on car-filling, not anti-teen abuse lol

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

dervival posted:

unless Kotek pocket vetoes this, not anymore they're not https://www.oregonlive.com/commuting/2023/06/what-you-need-to-know-about-oregons-new-self-serve-gas-law.html

thank god, that law was dumb and only lasted that long because it was political suicide to do anything that looked like it could cut jobs

Thank you for the info. We're not gonna see a dime at the pump in our favor over this decision, but somebody making wage to rent a room that gets scraped over the edge into joblessness from not being able to put a gas nozzle in a car anymore I guess is okay?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dervival posted:

I mean, you can still go to the locations that have teens for you to harass if you don't want to get out of your car, it's just you won't get yelled at by them if you've crossed the border and forgotten the archaic rule

they're pro-choice on car-filling, not anti-teen abuse lol

The 7-11 on Friday night?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Hammu-rob-i posted:

Thank you for the info. We're not gonna see a dime at the pump in our favor over this decision, but somebody making wage to rent a room that gets scraped over the edge into joblessness from not being able to put a gas nozzle in a car anymore I guess is okay?

https://clips.twitch.tv/CallousGleamingIcecreamFailFish-bpnQNV1_HsDkuxx5

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Hammu-rob-i posted:

Thank you for the info. We're not gonna see a dime at the pump in our favor over this decision, but somebody making wage to rent a room that gets scraped over the edge into joblessness from not being able to put a gas nozzle in a car anymore I guess is okay?

should have used all that time standing around to learn to code :shuckyes:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Dick Fontaine posted:

should have used all that time standing around to learn to code :shuckyes:

I don't think anyone who has ever said "learn to code" has ever learned to code.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I don't think anyone who has ever said "learn to code" has ever learned to code.

10 goto 20

20 goto 10

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

redshirt posted:

I had many encyclopedias and dictionaries.

I still have a set of encyclopedias on a shelf as filler. I think they predate the moon landing.

Grey Cat posted:

While rotary phones were a little before my time, I've still used them, and they are a very satisfying tactile experience.

My cousin has an 8 month old and she has a toy rotary phone that they bought new from the store. Apparently it's a classic toy that still sells.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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redshirt posted:

10 goto 20

20 goto 10

hello world

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

gas attendant res:

-Managed cash transactions with customers and didn't nod off from fent
-Identified new customer opportunities and navigated them through transaction process
-Comfortable with social interaction as shown by not nodding off from fent
-Manages inbetween times from work duties while on shift by assisting others (doing fent)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Hammu-rob-i posted:

gas attendant res:

-Managed cash transactions with customers and didn't nod off from fent
-Identified new customer opportunities and navigated them through transaction process
-Comfortable with social interaction as shown by not nodding off from fent
-Manages inbetween times from work duties while on shift by assisting others (doing fent)

-in charge of supply of a vital resource

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Naps used to cost money per minute like sms, then napster came out and you could download all the naps you wanted

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Son of Rodney posted:

Naps used to cost money per minute like sms, then napster came out and you could download all the naps you wanted

but the Swedish rear end in a top hat Lars ruined it for everyone

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

We used to have to dig our own holes. Before the Digger Bots.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

redshirt posted:

We used to have to dig our own holes. Before the Digger Bots.

I still have some person dug holes at home. People say you can't tell the difference but you really, really can.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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dr_rat posted:

I still have some person dug holes at home. People say you can't tell the difference but you really, really can.

as a former gravedigger, this guy tells the truth

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dr_rat posted:

I still have some person dug holes at home. People say you can't tell the difference but you really, really can.

6 feet under used to mean some thing!!!

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

dr_rat posted:

I still have some person dug holes at home. People say you can't tell the difference but you really, really can.

Analog holes are tactilly just better - you can see the corporatism in a corporate dug hole

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Hammu-rob-i posted:

Anal holes are tactilly just better

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


"Point toward enemy"

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

-in charge of supply of a vital resource: fent

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