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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

There was cum, cum, cum and more cum, OP. Everything and everyone was absolutely drenched in the stuff. Your grandparents might be a little too embarassed to mention it to you.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

NYC was a kill or be killed kill zone.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Toxic Mental posted:

Apparently you could just kill people and there were no laws? hosed up if you ask me

There were laws but it was like monopoly where only losers who liked losing money would actually follow them. If you ever got caught, someone would whinny at you a bit about how that's not fair, and you'd just pretend you don't know what they're talking about. After about five minutes of that you'd go back to playing.

That or the police would just shoot you. But that was entirely unrelated to if laws had be broken or not.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

NYC was a kill or be killed kill zone.

was?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Newyork has always been a hotdog eat hotdog world

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Grey Cat posted:

Newyork has always been a hotdog eat hotdog world

more "swallow mayo" than eat, and even then only on certain streets

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

redshirt posted:

NYC was a kill or be killed kill zone.

Goddamn I loved going to stay with my aunt in NYC as a little kid and riding the subways when everything was all dirty and crime-y and badass. Now NYC is all lame and safe

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Phyein posted:

Goddamn I loved going to stay with my aunt in NYC as a little kid and riding the subways when everything was all dirty and crime-y and badass. Now NYC is all lame and safe

rudy giuliani ruined everything

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Phyein posted:

Now NYC is all lame and safe

You can blame Jackie Chan for that. He visited there in the early 90's and after that it was all safe and crime free.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

You can blame Jackie Chan for that. He visited there in the early 90's and after that it was all safe and crime free.

thought that was only the Bronx

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Phyein posted:

Goddamn I loved going to stay with my aunt in NYC as a little kid and riding the subways when everything was all dirty and crime-y and badass. Now NYC is all lame and safe

1970s Welcome back Mr Kotter

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You could own a car, a house, and support a family of four and your mistress on a single income

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You could own a car, a house, and support a family of four and your mistress on a single income

I was a Pipe Fitter that fed a family of 4.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

thought that was only the Bronx

Well the only other part of New York is wall street and even Jackie Chan can't just go and arrest all the wall street crims.

You need some sort of robotic cop to shoot them all to fix that.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

Well the only other part of New York is wall street and even Jackie Chan can't just go and arrest all the wall street crims.

You need some sort of robotic cop to shoot them all to fix that.

or maybe a wolf. Nahh, that would never work. I just want someone to deal with that gang on coney island

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

or maybe a wolf. Nahh, that would never work. I just want someone to deal with that gang on coney island

If it's a coney island gang that's be'in a bee in your bonnet, than I'd suggest bribing them away with some ice cream or some much.

Everyone knows the Coney island gang will do anything for a bit of junk food.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

If it's a coney island gang that's be'in a bee in your bonnet, than I'd suggest bribing them away with some ice cream or some much.

Everyone knows the Coney island gang will do anything for a bit of junk food.

they might even come out and play

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Napping and playing with blocks were all the rage iirc

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

The Hello Machine posted:

Napping and playing with blocks were all the rage iirc

Yeah but to be fair that was every century before the internet was invented.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
We had these HORSELESS carriages, like you'd see a guy sitting in a carriage and you'd ask "Hey, where's the horse?" and he'd just zoom off.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Every town had a haunted spot where you'd hear a ghost baby cry at night.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
If you wanted to see your friends you had to physically get on your bike and ride to their house, hoping all the way their dad didn't answer the door 'cause he's kind of scary.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Das Boo posted:

Every town had a haunted spot where you'd hear a ghost baby cry at night.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

...hoping all the way their dad didn't answer the door 'cause he's kind of scary.

Although there was never anything provable there was always talk these two things could be related. I mean it stands to reason someones creepy dad had to be behind the towns murder house haunting. People's dad's were very old and scary after all.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

People’s dads had served in ‘Nam and their mosquito repellent came in labelless cans and turned your skin bright pink.

MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender
Some rear end in a top hat could stand up on the playground and say “Darth Vader is Obi wan’s brother.“ and there was not a goddamned way in the loving world you or anyone you knew could refute that

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

MonkeyHate posted:

Some rear end in a top hat could stand up on the playground and say “Darth Vader is Obi wan’s brother.“ and there was not a goddamned way in the loving world you or anyone you knew could refute that

i loving hate the poo poo out of star wars, but even i know that this isn’t true because the extended universe was still canon back then and weird nerds had all that garbage memorized

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am honestly still confused about whether I'm a Gen-xer or a Millennial

Were your transformers cars, or animals?

Alternatively, did you watch Aliens for the first time on VHS or DVD?

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

If you wanted to see your friends you had to physically get on your bike and ride to their house, hoping all the way their dad didn't answer the door 'cause he's kind of scary. hot

couldn't actually say anything cause gay bashing was still in style though

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023

sorry but I wasn't born before 9/11.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
I saw and was fascinated by OK Soda as a child, but nobody ever bought me some. It was discontinued shortly thereafter. I tried to plug the hole with Fruitopia, but that was also clawed away from us by the powers that be. This primal lack of fruit-flavored slacker beverages is destroying society as we know it. A new drink associated with indie comics or hippie revival chic would be the first step in healing the world.

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

portland will always have hot lips soda

until their last couple locations close I guess

then they won't

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

JAnon posted:

sorry but I wasn't born before 9/11.

Lol look at this person pulling out of there ares this hilariously fake alibi's for why they didn't secret plan 9/11.

Were onto your game, your not the first 9/11 planner to try this one pal!

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

There were always porno mags out in the woods

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
Grimace wasn’t a man, he was a cage. You could get inside of him and grab his ribs and just shake and shake him. You could also crawl inside of Mayor McCheese’s head.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
when it was the 90s there was time for Klax
oh how we had such time for Klax

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I ate a bunch of candy cigarettes and played in a sewer. I'm pretty sure every kid played in a sewer.

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
Coca Cola tried a different recipe, but it sucked. This is why Classic Coke will always be a thing.

The McDLT was the best burger McDonalds will ever make.

Oh and Star Trek was good. Heavy handed and pretty clumsy sometimes, but always sincere. Post modernism has ruined so much.

E: the World Wide Web didn’t exist until I was in my twenties, so I had to communicate with little pieces of paper that I would write on with something that could make permanent marks on paper, a thing made from trees, which I would fold up and put into an envelope, also made from trees and then send it through the mail. I would have to wait several days for a response. I can’t help but wonder if people who have grown up with instant gratification can even comprehend letters as a form of communication.

If you wanted to make videogames on the 8bit home computers of the time you learned assembly language. That meant a lot of visits to the library.

E: oh and we could play outside until it got dark because neighbours looked out for each other and it was really loving cool. We played at construction sites on the weekend and no one gave a poo poo. If you got hurt, nobody sued anyone because it was your own goddamn fault and you should have seen that rebar sticking out before you jumped, dumbass.

Like the poster below me, my dad totally stole cable, he was an electronics technician and everything was analog back then so it was super easy. I think he even ran it as a side hustle.

tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Jul 25, 2023

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

To play video games you shoved blocks into a larger block that you plugged into your TV with 3 cables, or if you were a rich kid, something called a "scart" cable.

You couldn't save but the game gave you codes that you would write down.

Your dad and all his friends stole "cable". Everyone stole this "cable" because nobody wanted to pay the man and it was the only way to watch anything good on TV.

Asobu
Sep 16, 2007

My guitar is in my BUTT!
Soiled Meat
Better.

Not staring at this dumb piece of glass in my pocket. I would actually do things like draw and play video games.

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Sex started out deadly then safe then deadly then sorta safe again.
Everyone was repressed then it was a fuckfest then a fearfest then a pornfest right on closing time.
Drugs were everywhere then everyone was drunk then square then everyone freaked out then coked up, then loved up
Music sucked then it didn't then it did didnt did didn't did didnt

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