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Woken up to sniffing and huffing noises of what I'm pretty sure is an elk outside our tent. I don't need to be worried unless I get out of the tent, right? I mean, what else can I do but stay in here? Trying to leave seems like it would just risk making it mad. It just seems to be sniffing around nearby 
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Jul 22, 2023 23:17
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I'll try to keep it down out here
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Jul 22, 2023 23:20
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Why are you camping in the city zoo?
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Jul 22, 2023 23:21
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so long as it's not a moose you should be fine
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Jul 22, 2023 23:22
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Just make sure not to cut yourself or bleed anywhere. The smell of blood will send them into a feeding frenzy.
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Jul 22, 2023 23:23
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Guess we need to permaban op because they are now dead
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Jul 22, 2023 23:26
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Post the loving elk you fucker
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Jul 22, 2023 23:27
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Gotta let it know it's not welcome here. Whip it out and your territory OP
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Jul 22, 2023 23:28
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Elks are intimidated by piss, you gotta piss yourself and show that fucker who's boss OP
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Jul 22, 2023 23:30
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elk bugle is my favorite nature sound
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Jul 22, 2023 23:33
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Mega64 posted:Post the loving elk you fucker They are out there! I can't get a good shot through the brush  
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Jul 22, 2023 23:42
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Looks like a yeti to me tbh just ask him if he needs any yak butter. He will then respectfully decline but secretly hope you give it to him anyway
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Jul 22, 2023 23:51
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Pretty sure that's a murderer behind those bushes, op.
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Jul 22, 2023 23:51
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those aren't dangerous. get their asses!
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Jul 22, 2023 23:57
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Vim Fuego posted:Woken up to sniffing and huffing noises of what I'm pretty sure is an elk outside our tent. I don't need to be worried unless I get out of the tent, right? I mean, what else can I do but stay in here? Trying to leave seems like it would just risk making it mad. It just seems to be sniffing around nearby Create a urine perimeter OP.
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Jul 22, 2023 23:59
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Tell it to gently caress off!!
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Jul 23, 2023 00:01
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redshirt posted:Create a urine perimeter OP. Hmm yeah. Sounds good but I'm not taking advice from the guy who dies on every single mission!
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Jul 23, 2023 00:08
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If you're in america just take your required 3 guns and start firing them randomly in all directions. You're bound to hit whatever is making the noise eventually.
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Jul 23, 2023 00:10
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Vim Fuego posted:Hmm yeah. Sounds good but I'm not taking advice from the guy who dies on every single mission! You have to piss confidently though. They can smell insecurity.
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Jul 23, 2023 00:11
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Elk schmelk.
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Jul 23, 2023 00:11
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Joe Rogan would kill it with his bare hands and eat the heart
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Jul 23, 2023 00:15
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Watch out OP cervidae including elk probably carry the plague
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Jul 23, 2023 00:38
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That's a free meal out there OP. The Elk is offering itself up to you.
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Jul 23, 2023 00:39
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Jul 23, 2023 00:43
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Vim Fuego posted:They are out there! I can't get a good shot through the brush either you are a terrible photographer or those are just a bunch of branches
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Jul 23, 2023 00:49
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play this to lure it in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEfGAf1nzts
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Jul 23, 2023 00:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzosrL3umWw
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Jul 23, 2023 00:53
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Smugworth posted:Guess we need to permaban op because they are now dead
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Jul 23, 2023 00:59
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if you beat the elk in a headbutting contest, you get access to its entire harem, just fyi
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Jul 23, 2023 01:23
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Buce posted:if you beat the elk in a headbutting contest, you get access to its entire harem, just fyi how did you come across this information?
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Jul 23, 2023 01:26
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have you tried peeing all over your tent so the elk knows it's your territory?
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Jul 23, 2023 01:36
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Bad Purchase posted:have you tried peeing all over your tent so the elk knows it's your territory? That works, but a little too direct.
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Jul 23, 2023 01:37
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Jul 23, 2023 08:03
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Just make sure not to cut yourself or bleed anywhere. The smell of blood will send them into a feeding frenzy.
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Jul 23, 2023 08:23
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There's a popular Youtuber that 'urban camps' whereby he covertly breaks out a tent in public parks and wooded areas just off walking trails in various cities and towns. He filmed an episode literally walking around my neighborhood, which I was not appreciative of, as this moose is probably not appreciative of you squatting in his hood too.
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Jul 23, 2023 08:24
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Also, just go outside your tent. If you are human enough the elks will get the message.
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Jul 23, 2023 08:26
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It's too late, OP is now elk food.
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Jul 23, 2023 08:29
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BigBadSteve posted:It's too late, OP is now elk food. Are you kidding? I will dominate the elk herd.
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Jul 23, 2023 08:32
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Vim Fuego posted:They are out there! I can't get a good shot through the brush Holy poo poo that's like 50 elks. gently caress!
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Jul 23, 2023 08:33
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absolutely no evidence of the presence of elks itt. could have just been a large dog or a confused bird or something. the elks and i are putting together a class action lawsuit for defamation, op. expect to be contacted within thirty business days
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