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[Title to the tune of Oops Upside Your Head]
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Jul 23, 2023 10:25
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Definitely sasquatch. 
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Jul 23, 2023 10:28
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did OP kick its rear end yet?
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Jul 23, 2023 10:30
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it was me
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Jul 23, 2023 11:13
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I'm pretty sure it's Bam Margera hiding in the woods again.
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Jul 23, 2023 11:18
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Op is one of those assholes who don't invite elk for suppper. They're not stupid, just polite enough to wait for an invitation 
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Jul 23, 2023 11:33
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Nah Elks are cool but you eventually need to think about what's hunting the elk (animal-wise).
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Jul 23, 2023 12:43
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The vast majority of elk attacks occur when the elk mistakes the human for a seal. Remember, you can disorient the elk by punching its snout or gills. Fun fact: elk are completely smooth.
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Jul 23, 2023 12:54
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Vim Fuego spotted in the last few hours posting elsewhere on the forums. I hope the elk eats him to teach him a lesson for not updating this thread.
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Jul 23, 2023 17:35
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Tree Bucket posted:The vast majority of elk attacks occur when the elk mistakes the human for a seal. Remember, you can disorient the elk by punching its snout or gills. They can only run in straight lines. If you're being chased, weave.
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Jul 23, 2023 17:37
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Elk attacks are directly correlated to how horny the elk are, keep this in mind
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Jul 23, 2023 18:05
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Vim Fuego posted:They are out there! I can't get a good shot through the brush Looks more like an Ent than an elk
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Jul 23, 2023 18:09
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Joust posted:Holy poo poo that's like 50 elks. gently caress! Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:absolutely no evidence of the presence of elks itt. could have just been a large dog or a confused bird or something. There was a bunch of 'em! At least 4-5 fawns. There's a big risk of angering the mama elks
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Jul 23, 2023 18:48
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BigBadSteve posted:Vim Fuego spotted in the last few hours posting elsewhere on the forums. The elks moved on without major incident. I am deeply appreciative of the suggestions and advice from GBS, and credit all of you with my survival. Possible also the dog barking deterred them
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Jul 23, 2023 18:49
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I spent a summer in Alaska and Elk seems to be the most feared animal up there by a lot Edit: I meant Moose, poo poo well they're both really big Konar fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jul 23, 2023 |
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Jul 23, 2023 19:01
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has anyone ever been attacked by an elk I've never heard of that so it probably never happens
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Jul 23, 2023 19:58
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Private Cumshoe posted:has anyone ever been attacked by an elk I've never heard of that so it probably never happens My workplace is 233 days Elk attack free
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Jul 23, 2023 20:00
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redshirt posted:My workplace is 233 days Elk attack free you got attacked by an Elk typing this, didn't you
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Jul 23, 2023 20:02
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He means the elk have been free to attack his workplace for 233 days.
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Jul 23, 2023 23:45
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Elk milk is called melk
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Jul 24, 2023 00:57
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Elk milk is called melk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovfM7dvFto0
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Jul 24, 2023 00:58
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Clowner posted:Elk attacks are directly correlated to how horny the elk are, keep this in mind
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Jul 24, 2023 05:14
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Jul 24, 2023 18:32
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Buce posted:if you beat the elk in a headbutting contest, you get access to its entire harem, just fyi careful, if the elk wins your entire harem is forfeit
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Jul 24, 2023 18:46
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Coolness Averted posted:careful, if the elk wins your entire harem is forfeit That elk hosed my wives!
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Jul 24, 2023 18:46
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I once attended an incredibly awkward destination wedding in Colorado at some kind of ski lodge type place, they obviously spent a lot of money and the marriage didn’t last 5 whole years after like, the price of a small house there were elk, in the town. a lot. like, seagulls near a dumpster numbers of them. this is tangentially related to the theme of this thread
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Jul 24, 2023 18:54
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naem posted:
It's not a proper Colorado Elk wedding until all the trash bins have been knocked over and everyone's swarming the bar.
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Jul 24, 2023 21:24
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Did you square up, op? They won’t leave you alone until one of you cums.
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Jul 26, 2023 02:32
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:It's not a proper Colorado Elk wedding until all the trash bins have been knocked over and everyone's swarming the bar. the real trash bins were the attendees at this very expensive wedding one guy and one girl enacted some kind of very public mating ritual where they made it more and more obvious they were going to sleep with each other, almost like an over the top performance art piece or a bad SNL skit, like they were the protagonists of the story instead of the couple marrying
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Jul 26, 2023 17:20
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Aug 8, 2023 20:47
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Let me just zip that right back down
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Aug 8, 2023 21:16
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Its ok, one of the elk is holding a printer
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Aug 8, 2023 21:21
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Aug 9, 2023 01:04
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OP heard a bird hopping through a bush, then took a photo of a tree
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Aug 9, 2023 02:52
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No offense OP but I blame you for not establishing a piss perimeter.
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Aug 9, 2023 03:31
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The elk were there but it was 6 am and hell if I'm getting up to either pee everywhere or take a good pic
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Aug 9, 2023 03:40
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Ah, filling up the ol pissjug then OP?
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Aug 9, 2023 04:01
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sometimes you just have to piss in the sink
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Psissing in the sink wastes less water. Could also piss in a mug and dump it on your garden. Water rationing being what it is.
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