What food can I put under my hat?

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My Dad Nintendo: Oct 7, 2005

I'm going to a baseball game soon and am looking for your ideas for what I can smuggle in under my hat. This is a minor league game so it takes like 10mins to get from car into the stadium which opens the option of a hot entree up imo

This is what I'm working with: roughly 7" diameter circle with 4" depth

I could maybe suffer the embarrassed look-aways from people from wearing cargo pants if there are particularly good ideas that would require the extra space cargos afford

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# ? May 14, 2024 18:32

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Hammu-rob-i posted:

I'm going to a baseball game soon and am looking for your ideas for what I can smuggle in under my hat. This is a minor league game so it takes like 10mins to get from car into the stadium which opens the option of a hot entree up imo

This is what I'm working with: roughly 7" diameter circle with 4" depth

I could maybe suffer the embarrassed look-aways from people from wearing cargo pants if there are particularly good ideas that would require the extra space cargos afford

Be very careful with this plan OP.....................

SmaPdE posted:

When I go to eat fast food I tend to stick to a few basic tenets: the food is not going to be healthy so I just want what tastes good, and expense is basically the one variable that can seriously alter a purchase decision.

When my bros and I grab a bite, we always go to Wendy's. While there, the only thing we ever order is a mish mash of items off the .99 menu, which is actually a much better deal than the 'Value' meals listed at the top of the display.

My usual purchase is a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, a Double Cheeseburger, a medium frosty and fries, all coming out to a handy 4.19, or I can go up and g et some nuggets or a potato or some poo poo but the point is, we only get the .99 menu.

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# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:05

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Hammu-rob-i posted:

I'm going to a baseball game soon and am looking for your ideas for what I can smuggle in under my hat. This is a minor league game so it takes like 10mins to get from car into the stadium which opens the option of a hot entree up imo

This is what I'm working with: roughly 7" diameter circle with 4" depth

I could maybe suffer the embarrassed look-aways from people from wearing cargo pants if there are particularly good ideas that would require the extra space cargos afford

I find it hard to believe the embarrassed look-aways only come from your attire

# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:08

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Anyway OP if you can find those tiny bags of fritos/chex mixes that are in blood donation centers go with that

# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:09

almost1337: Jun 14, 2013; The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons

Cheez-its are always a safe choice. Maybe goldfish crackers.

# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:20

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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Fill your hat with nacho cheese and your cargos with tortilla chips.

# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:29

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Sophy Wackles posted:

Fill your hat with nacho cheese and your cargos with tortilla chips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOsWfzzvlkU

# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:31

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOsWfzzvlkU

# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:31

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

take a sputtering farty dump into your hat

# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:35

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

bossy lady posted:

take a sputtering farty dump into your hat

gross
your gross
stop being gross

# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:38

Wee: Dec 16, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

pack it full like a muffaletta/ploughmans loaf

# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:43

AdvilSmith: Aug 15, 2014; Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

5in frozen pizzas.

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# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:51

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

AdvilSmith posted:

5in frozen pizzas.

that is the worst loving pizza I have ever seen in my life

# ? Jul 23, 2023 05:52

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

Fruit roll ups

# ? Jul 23, 2023 06:10

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Looks like it can fit a hoagie.

# ? Jul 23, 2023 06:21

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

a bowl of ramen noodles

# ? Jul 23, 2023 06:35

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Flask filled with whiskey OP. gently caress food.

# ? Jul 23, 2023 06:37

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

i think you could fit a chicken pot pie in there

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Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Egg salad on a bun so it's round

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Buce: Dec 23, 2005

warm sushi platter

# ? Jul 23, 2023 06:46

BeastOfTheEdelwood: Feb 27, 2023; Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Kugel would be a nice treat. It's amorphous enough to really fill the entire hat, but solid enough not to fall off your head. Also, it's loving delicious.

# ? Jul 23, 2023 06:47

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Buce posted:

warm sushi platter

Day old sashimi with wasabi. The sweat can fill in for soy sauce

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:02

Foxfire_: Nov 8, 2010

Replace your hat with a Carmen Miranda fruit hat

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:02

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Foxfire_ posted:

Replace your hat with a Carmen Miranda fruit hat

this is the answer. close the thread

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:06

BeastOfTheEdelwood: Feb 27, 2023; Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Foxfire_ posted:

Replace your hat with a Carmen Miranda fruit hat

This is a nice healthy option, OP.

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:06

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

EorayMel posted:

Be very careful with this plan OP.....................

how do you remember obscure bans from the Dubya administration

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:11

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

OP, I presume from your avatar that you've got your in-stadium drink strategy already covered?

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:11

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

pancakes. tall stack. tuck the butter pat under your nuts like a weed bag and fill a stainless steel water bottle with syrup

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:16

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
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If a ribeye doesn't fit, do a filet mignon and some mash. :burger:

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:19

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Overdog posted:

If a ribeye doesn't fit, do a filet mignon and some mash.

Don't forget the catsup!

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:31

Dr. Snuggles: Dec 3, 2012; Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.

Strawberry ice cream so you can deny it being ice cream at the security gate while a single line of melted goodness drips down your eyebrow

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:41

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

mashed potatoes

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:42

Toadsmash: Jun 10, 2009; Dave Tate's downsy face approves.

When I was like 10 years old, my mom once got us thrown out a movie theater for trying to smuggle in her own (already popped) microwave popcorn. Sweet memories.

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:45

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

A bushel of slightly too ripe persimmons op, and a camping stove.

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:46

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

you didn't say what day of the week op, we can't give you good suggestions without knowing that

for example, on monday you should fill your hat with hot lasagna

# ? Jul 23, 2023 08:04