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Smuggle in an entire three course meal with this neat trick Cleverly hide it in your stomach by eating it before you get to the venue. The idiots will never think to check there, it is the perfect crime.
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Jul 23, 2023 12:09
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Government Handjob posted:Smuggle in an entire three course meal with this neat trick That really tickles the naughty in me. I'm such a coward though: I once walked into the catered area thinking it was food booths and realized what was happening and just left. Wound up buying three tacos for $12 and the regret has showed in my baggy eyes for the last two years
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Jul 23, 2023 12:24
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Steak tartare. The only difficulty is keeping the egg perfectly balanced on the meat, but think of it as an exercise in maintaining good posture.
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Jul 23, 2023 13:13
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Minor league baseball? Slip the usher a sawbuck and walk in with a whole roast turkey.
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Jul 23, 2023 13:53
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Looking like the 29th is when we'll be at the game. Traitor Joes doesnt have the disposable teriyaki plastic bowls anymore but I think I can make a work-around happen. Mods please ban if no pictures by the 30th PDT because I will be in minor league prison and under duress to give up my SA login
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Jul 23, 2023 14:05
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You could bring everything for a charcuterie except the board under that bad boy
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Jul 23, 2023 14:15
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Bring a whole pufferfish, take a crash course on sashimi on udemy during the game, then prepare and eat fugu during the 7th inning stretch.
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Jul 23, 2023 14:34
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satanic splash-back posted:You could bring everything for a charcuterie except the board under that bad boy I have a notably flat rear end and could diaper in a board noproblem - suggestions still welcome but I think D-day is gonna be a bag of frozen teriyaki chicken n rice (hat) microwaved then a bowl to eat it in sequestered in a cargo pocket
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Jul 23, 2023 14:35
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Just got some real nice slices of Black Forest ham and provolone cheese from the deli and they look like they would fit nicely in that hat. Put some premium bread slices in your cargo shorts and you’re good to go.
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Jul 23, 2023 14:41
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How about a hat-sized cake, OP? Would be ideal for making maximum use of space.
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Jul 23, 2023 17:28
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Can of low sodium spam
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Jul 23, 2023 17:37
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Pizza circles. Not triangle slices. Cut a few slices in circles, the diameter of your hat of course. Saran wrap them individually, then stack them in there.
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Jul 23, 2023 17:56
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I made a tutorial on this subject a few years ago: https://www.veed.io/view/d48d36be-adee-4c19-9943-dbb288247aca?sharingWidget=true&panel=
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Jul 23, 2023 18:25
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Hulk Hogan meat hat (patent pending)
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Jul 23, 2023 18:27
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goose
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Jul 23, 2023 18:32
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Security at this place seems a bit lax if they aren’t checking under hats
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Jul 24, 2023 12:09
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Probably a gun. You can eat it if you soften the metal with some kind of acid.
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Jul 24, 2023 12:46
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Bread pudding (the best dessert?) and now this part is important WITH RAISINS. Don't you forget the raisins God help you if you go in there without raisins. Sultanas might work if you're in a pinch but might not wanna risk it. Avoid craisins at all cost.
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Jul 24, 2023 18:30
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haldolium posted:another hat
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Jul 24, 2023 18:34
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EorayMel posted:Be very careful with this plan OP..................... lol post the spreadsheet where you have all this saved where you can cross reference styles of content and pick funny lc entries
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Jul 24, 2023 18:54
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the alternative is you have this poo poo memorized which seems even more insane to me
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Jul 24, 2023 18:55
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EorayMel is actually the forums database grown sentient
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:EorayMel is actually the forums database grown sentient
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Jul 25, 2023 01:29
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that is the worst loving pizza I have ever seen in my life Gordon food service. Not great but also not good.
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Jul 28, 2023 03:46
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BigBadSteve posted:How about a hat-sized cake, OP? Would be ideal for making maximum use of space. What about a hat shaped cake that fits under the hat? Then they can't even say it's food because the cake is a hat. Or just a full size cake hat.
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Jul 28, 2023 03:48
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Waffles w/ butter and syrup. Some bacon, too. Maybe scrambled eggs. Oh and some OJ.
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Jul 28, 2023 04:08
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3/4 of a hatful of coleslaw.
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Jul 28, 2023 04:11
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bossy lady posted:take a sputtering farty dump into your hat whyd you have to write it like that
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Jul 28, 2023 12:51
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Why add extra food when your head is already food. Smuggle your head in than eat it. They can't kick you out of having a head, as that's just a thing people have. it's like the perfect crime.
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Jul 28, 2023 13:24
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They are gonna make you take off the hat at security and then what OP?
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Jul 28, 2023 15:02
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the traditional food item to place in your hat for safekeeping is a crawdad
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Jul 28, 2023 15:18
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Don't forget that you can't throw your hat on the ground and stomp on it in anger until AFTER the movie.
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Jul 28, 2023 17:29
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Make sure that others in your group have the same hat to act as decoys. Security guards have to stop looking under hats after two guesses, per the Manhattan Shell Game ByLaws of 1986 S4.54.I3
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Jul 28, 2023 17:35
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hypoallergenic cat breed posted:They are gonna make you take off the hat at security and then what OP? But you were prepared for this, and deftly avoid the mad scramble that ensues on the beer stained floors around the arena entrance, as door security is quickly overwhelmed by the hordes of patrons throwing themselves in their direction desperately swiping at the fallen clumps of freshly made Kopi Luwak beans, maddened by their intoxicating fumes.
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Jul 28, 2023 22:09
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Anything if you're brave enough
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Jul 28, 2023 22:17
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For dessert, might I suggest fashioning a stylish coat from Fruit Roll-ups? You and your companions can take turns stripping the edible outerwear from a trenchcoat down to a softshell vest.
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Jul 28, 2023 22:53
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wear a bra and put two small roast chickens in there
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athletic supporter full of roasted salted peanuts
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