Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Cthulu Carl posted:

Edit: Wait, he named his daughter after an alloy of one of his dogs?

You’re definitely giving it more thought than Patrick did

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it seems like the childrens real names are the metals but in secret. i knew someone whose name was pronounced "bub bong" and i don't know how it was spelled. but his "real name" was david but no one ever called him david. that's a fake nickname. your real name is bub bong if no one calls you anything else. and that's going to happen to bronze probably. not my problem

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





That kids name is pronounced like "bones" only with an "r" in it.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Quiet Feet posted:

That kids name is pronounced like "bones" only with an "r" in it.

Who the hell names their child Boners?

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Cthulu Carl posted:

Is it possible Mahomes is a dwarf? What are his thoughts on digging? Will he eventually start using minerals for names, too?

Edit: Wait, he named his daughter after an alloy of one of his dogs?
Someone told him to go with a precious moments naming convention and he mistakenly heard precious metals.

It happens.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Thanks to modern AI & computer technology, we now have a picture of Patrick Mahomes' future son:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm not sure anyone should be looking into Mahomes' thought process much he's a north texas Curs-drinking, wave-runner ridin, ketchup on steak eatin, let the good times roll lone star bro. Texas is FULL of these guys they're mostly harmless and can be seen every Friday night in Austin pounding beers. We wouldn't pay any attention if he also wasn't a triple jointed quarterback freak who for some reason remembers every football play he's ever been in like some kind of QB savant.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!


:wow:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

And here’s your drat fight song:

https://youtu.be/SFgiRAHCGRU?si=u0mh61Y8fEREMDjk

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Edit:

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Is Chris Jones seriously going to miss the first week?!

Dare I dream??

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Hizawk posted:

Is Chris Jones seriously going to miss the first week?!

Dare I dream??

Sure looks like it for the first part at lest.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Holy poo poo I can't believe Week 1 is finally here, we made it guys :unsmith:

Hot seat thread is dropping later today, come at me with thread title ideas before I settle on something less funny.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

This has been a fun thread/quote tweets

https://twitter.com/FourVerts/status/1698722431869792282

I love hot takes not performed by sports shouting people

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Post the funniest ones since you can’t see replies on that web site anymore

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
https://twitter.com/tonsoffun57/status/1698735719789772953

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Benne posted:

Hot seat thread is dropping later today, come at me with thread title ideas before I settle on something less funny.

Do you have fire in your seat cushion?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Harlock posted:

This has been a fun thread/quote tweets

https://twitter.com/FourVerts/status/1698722431869792282

I love hot takes not performed by sports shouting people

Tom Brady will be Super Bowl MVP.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp

Benne posted:

Holy poo poo I can't believe Week 1 is finally here, we made it guys :unsmith:

Hot seat thread is dropping later today, come at me with thread title ideas before I settle on something less funny.

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Acebuckeye13 posted:

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

lmao

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Benne posted:

Holy poo poo I can't believe Week 1 is finally here, we made it guys :unsmith:

Hot seat thread is dropping later today, come at me with thread title ideas before I settle on something less funny.

Hot Seat 2023: Gannon “retired” after failing Voight-Kampff.

Include this in the OP:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Acebuckeye13 posted:

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

please lmao

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I actually do think Gannon gets a second year. Anything outside of literally last in the league means he'll exceed expectations.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Benne posted:

Holy poo poo I can't believe Week 1 is finally here, we made it guys :unsmith:

Hot seat thread is dropping later today, come at me with thread title ideas before I settle on something less funny.

NFL Hot Seat 2023 - Gannon: Did you drive here? Can I get a ride to the airport?

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Acebuckeye13 posted:

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

Nailed it in one

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

Perfect

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

fsif posted:

I actually do think Gannon gets a second year. Anything outside of literally last in the league means he'll exceed expectations.

The plan is so obviously to tank for the number one pick that he might get fired if they aren’t literally last in the league. He might be getting the “thanks for tank commanding, see ya rear end in a top hat” Steve Wilks treatment this same lovely team pulled a few years ago

Docjowles fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Sep 4, 2023

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Acebuckeye13 posted:

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

Lol

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

:thurman:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Acebuckeye13 posted:

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

IDGI

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

zelda

T-Square
May 14, 2009


Zelda


Dangit :argh:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Same

E: oh, Gannon, right

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Acebuckeye13 posted:

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

:eyepop: :five:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Hot Seat Country, let's ride https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4041188

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I figured it was a Legend of Zelda reference but I haven't played any of them since the N64 so if it's some Tears of the Kingdom joke it whooshed me.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


:yeshaha:

Always love these

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Benne posted:

Holy poo poo I can't believe Week 1 is finally here, we made it guys :unsmith:

Hot seat thread is dropping later today, come at me with thread title ideas before I settle on something less funny.

Hot Seat: Who took the bus?

efb

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

If work is slow enough tomorrow I think I’m gonna do an effort post about Chris Jones contract and what the gently caress is going on.

It’ll be interesting to at least 3 of you!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

No Butt Stuff posted:

If work is slow enough tomorrow I think I’m gonna do an effort post about Chris Jones contract and what the gently caress is going on.

It’ll be interesting to at least 3 of you!
My brain worms love reading about that kind of stuff

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply