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soggybagel posted:Jet ski injuries are non stop. If you go on youtube and search jet ski accident you'll get 1000000 videos. Because they're water motorcycles except you can rent one on vacation and all you need is a drivers license. I don't need to explain to anyone that driving a car is not like driving a boat or jet ski. People go way too fast and don't realize they're a bit clunkier to maneuver at high speeds and on top of that don't have magic brakes. Also I'm almost certain that the person who hit him was probably drunk. They also need throttle to turn, so when inexperienced people realize they're going toward something they instinctively let off the gas and keep going toward it while uselessly turning the steering
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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1683584419104423939?s=20 https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1683586388703207425?s=20 https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1683587391590735874?s=20 https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1683588044731961344?s=20 wandler20 fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jul 24, 2023 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:Also jetskis don't have this fun thing cars or motorcyles have called "brakes." New ones from sea doo do!
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This guy couldn't get anything going with the Packers but was a pretty decent draft prospect. He won the USFL championship and looked great doing it. Hope he does well in Buffalo.
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Amy Pole Her posted:New ones from sea doo do! Those new sea doos are amazing. At the lake this weekend there was some kids messing around with some 90s yamahas (a couple of those stand ups and then a normal one) and then there was a few newer sea doos out there. The older ones were so much less stable and they were struggling to even keep them up while the huge rear end sea doos just cruise along like nothing.
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Kalli posted:Probation incoming Dude should be thankful he didn't end up on a team with Richie Incognito
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Another gambling suspension: https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1683591779025666050?s=20 and a Teddy sighting! https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1683591404566589440?s=20
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Kalli posted:Probation incoming If I didn't already avoid Boston sports radio at all costs, today would be a good day to start
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Bateman is still returning from injury. OBJ is more learning the playbook and taking things slow in minicamps because he's 30-plus year old vet with a history of knee injuries. Flowers is the only one of the three that has been showing up daily, which makes sense as he's an uninjured rookie. quote:"This NFL football season, veteran wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. will be playing his first snaps in well over a year as he makes his return to the league. But even though it will be a triumphant return to the field, it seems like it will be his last season, as well. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl...99ba035e4&ei=8 seems bad
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Kinda sucks his career kinda cratered after leaving the Giants, but at least he got a ring and had a good presence in the Super Bowl despite getting injured relatively early in it.
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He was on cruise control to Super Bowl MVP in that game too. gently caress, dude. I'm really glad the Rams got that ring and Stafford and Kupp and Donald and OBJ and Miller and Whitworth and all the really cool guys on that team got to win the championship (two for Miller), but goddamn has that turned out to be a cursed-rear end ring.
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MJeff posted:He was on cruise control to Super Bowl MVP in that game too. gently caress, dude. I think any of us from the ringless teams would make that trade in a heartbeat though.
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Come on now. Jordan "John Wick" Addison. https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1683534515065503746?t=1eYDK1Z7sdcj533wKG-klg&s=19
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Kalli posted:Probation incoming You, a plebe: making jokes about how New England has a tendency to sign players with last names that are  .Me, an intellectual: making jokes about New England signing players named after old Soviet Union jet fighters.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Come on now. Jordan "John Wick" Addison. I'll still judge him.
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Kalli posted:Probation incoming I’m not sure which was the funnier probe: Petey Faggins or Elisha Manning
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Come on now. Jordan "John Wick" Addison. I mean, in fairness, collisions at 140 MPH don't do any damage if you were going that fast because of a dog.
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soggybagel posted:I'll still judge him.
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wandler20 posted:Those new sea doos are amazing. At the lake this weekend there was some kids messing around with some 90s yamahas (a couple of those stand ups and then a normal one) and then there was a few newer sea doos out there. The older ones were so much less stable and they were struggling to even keep them up while the huge rear end sea doos just cruise along like nothing. I was blown away when I got my 2014s. Even those have brakes! The technology is wild - last ski I had was an old 96 Yamaha like you are talking about. Night and day! Plus these have like 3x the horsepower.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Come on now. Jordan "John Wick" Addison. So he was driving home at 3am to deliver medical grade veterinary services to his dog?
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See it's nothing like Ruggs, he's trying to save a dog, not kill one
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I hit triple digits in my first car on the highway at 3am, it was a 1994 Nissan Altima and a 2000s era Pontiac Grand Am wanted to race. Things got really shaky and I never need to drive that fast again, no dogs were involved.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Come on now. Jordan "John Wick" Addison. I'm cry
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fartknocker posted:I’m not sure which was the funnier probe: Petey Faggins or Elisha Manning https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagner_(footballer,_born_1989)
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MJeff posted:I mean, in fairness, collisions at 140 MPH don't do any damage if you were going that fast because of a dog. Physics does take intent into account for this stuff
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oh gee golly i guess he's innocent now lmao
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It's well known that which direction altruism is pointed makes a major difference in impact. Also have you read The Secret
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He's got that dog with him
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His actual apology makes no mention of a dog but this does Even if true that doesn't excuse going nearly 100 over the speed limit c'mon
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sweet thursday posted:He's got that dog with him 
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Yeah I mean going that fast even if it's for your dog is not cool.
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sweet thursday posted:He's got that dog with him 
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Don't be violating that dog's HIPPA.
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That idiot taunting Cam is why I think the NBA should have set precedent for all athletes by letting Ron Artest off the hook. Yes, we like to giggle about Cam doing dumb poo poo and failing to jump on a fumble, from here in our corner of the internet. It'd be crass and lovely to do the same to his face. It's also extremely dumb. He's also 6'4" and in the .0000001% of human physical achievement, and would tear you apart like a goddamned bear would a ribeye.
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If he tried to take a swing at me I would simply act like a fumbled football and watch him jump back
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Amy Pole Her posted:I was blown away when I got my 2014s. Even those have brakes! The technology is wild - last ski I had was an old 96 Yamaha like you are talking about. Night and day! This thread prompted me to check the Sea Doo website to see what has changed (my dad had a 1996 GTX, man I miss that thing) and the new top of the line model has 300 hp! It looks like a small boat but holy poo poo that's still a lot of power for a pwc.
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MakaVillian posted:This thread prompted me to check the Sea Doo website to see what has changed (my dad had a 1996 GTX, man I miss that thing) and the new top of the line model has 300 hp! It looks like a small boat but holy poo poo that's still a lot of power for a pwc. what in the goddamned gently caress
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