NFL TC N/V: Let's Go Camping

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The Wild Man of YOLO posted:

https://twitter.com/Broncos/status/1683869796784545792?t=FMRk3iwcpoPIF0lgqHzA1Q&s=19

https://twitter.com/Broncos/status/1683871054748319744?t=0V5JUjgLPfRaCqXD8QTopA&s=19

Sick

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 17:57

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 19:05

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

He's just an everyman who opened the mystery box instead of taking the boat!

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 17:52

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Personally I'm excited that the NFL will be exposed to his glorious tweets

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 17:53

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I don't think masturbating at work was ever considered a theory...

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 12:46

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Moxy!

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 00:40

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I cannot wait for the defense to pick Rodgers over and over and for Javonte to run amok and just demolish the Jets defense.

Wilson? Who's that??

# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 22:54

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Docjowles posted:

I thought it was funny that their alternate uniform reveal was all defensive players. The Wilson hype flipped from positive to negative so drat fast lol

Yeah I lolld at that too haha

King Hong Kong posted:

He forgot the part about Wilson stinking up the joint but otherwise sure.

Gotta protect the quarterback!

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 00:58

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

wandler20 posted:

Oof

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1686061739295621128?s=20

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 20:14

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

If you say "Let's Ride" three times in a mirror, Russell Wilson appears behind you with a dangerous Subway sandwich.

I don't know if this is true because I'm too scared to go past two times...

# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 01:26

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Criminal Minded posted:

There is no world in which Andy Reid voluntarily gives up the privilege of coaching Mahomes.

I don't know..has he ever seen a Vegas buffet? I could make a good argument for him coaching the Raiders.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 18:53

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1686431095305187328?s=20

Maybe a team like the Bears makes sense? They need to spend money to get to the floor, have a cheap QB for a couple more years, and don't have a great RB room. Fields and Taylor would be fun as hell to watch.

I think the Broncos make sense. Javonte at RB and Taylor at QB. Just running the wildcat together, forever.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 20:07

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

farts are animal noises

# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 21:45

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

can we really be sure that' s4th and 29 if a surveyor didn't measure the distance? how can we trust these refs?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 02:40

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Hizawk posted:

I think the Cleveland fumble recovery being awarded to the not Browns is probably the most egregious recent ref mistake

you know as well as i do that Charlie The Browns never gets to kick the football

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 16:20

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kalli posted:

All of humanity dies because they need some earth but they're stuck on field turf.

i thought it was because the fifth element was cut from the team moments before for being too soft

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 16:28

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I'm sorry for their fans but certain teams just should never win a Super Bowl, it's what makes winning one more special. The Bengals, Vikings or Lions winning a Super Bowl would make it practically meaningless. That's just how it works and the Football Gods agree.

I'd like to add that while the Raiders have won it in the past, never again being able to reach those heights but rather chasing the dragon like an addict looking for his next hit is exactly where the Raiders should be for the rest of time.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 16:35

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 17:34

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Would he have had to do that if NFL didn't have such a strict stance on gambling?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 18:02

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Jean-Paul Shartre posted:

Would I have had to kill all those witnesses if the State didn't have such a strict stance on bank robbery?

You're a moron lol

Maybe your point would make sense if the NFL didn't actually encourage gambling??

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 18:57

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'll admit I didn't think that one through

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 19:51

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 19:08

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Are there any rules against a whale playing football

Didn't one used to play quarterback like two decades ago?

# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 19:55

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Incitatus posted:

that was a battleship

My bad, I am not good at identifying other species. I'm no biologist.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 19:59

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Michael Vick was merely doing dog MMA, that's different

# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 21:01

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Shinjobi posted:

It's kinda cringe to win the championship, even if OBJ's contribution was cut short he still had an effect on the game, then whine and bitch about how actually he could have done so much more.

Whether or not it's true....you won the big one. There is no accomplishment higher. Shut up?

It's absolutely not whiney to have wanted a bigger smackdown.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 15:36

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Incitatus posted:

69 carries @ 420 yards

1 strip sack TD (as a WR) plus a celebration penalty due to insane dance moves for good measure

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 17:08

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

On the other hand...

https://twitter.com/MichaelMFloyd/status/829081002324717569?t=tQqeb0Sm3rTYc3EyYK77IQ&s=19

Why is Tom Brady posting on an alt??

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 17:19

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Grittybeard posted:

Melvin Gordon did some light poo poo talking last year (just jokes mainly to his credit).

He never played a down for the Chiefs but he did get a ring.

a true man of the people

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 17:57

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Can we please stop using the R-word or do I have to bring mods into this?

# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 16:58

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Has Andy lost weight?

It's a rerun

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 17:02

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

This never would've happened if he had taken the time to learn reading comprehension from loving white folks

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 18:00

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

it's an old episode :sigh:

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 19:45

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

bicyclists in packs are way worse than motorcyclists in gangs...

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 19:06

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

wandler20 posted:

Lmao

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1692982708652187975?t=LggQgCmvfetVkflubZ0nhg&s=19

This reminds me of prom. The photographer told me to stand on a box so I'd be taller than my date in the picture. I hope Bryce kicks rear end and takes names

# ¿ Aug 20, 2023 04:25

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

not all quarterbacks are equally spicy

# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 18:12

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Aaron Rodgers/Allen Lazard

# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 22:32

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Broncos Country, let's die. :rip:

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 18:55

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

pretty sure doltos owns some kind of boat factory or he's a rules lawyer of some kind. maybe even works as a man of the people? i'm not sure. anyway, he's the ultimate anti-bootlicker and i approve of his message.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 20:42

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 19:05

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Acebuckeye13 posted:

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

please lmao

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 20:43

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