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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I sincerely hope this is the year when the worst possible thing happens and the Cowboys win the Super Bowl and Jerry Jones dies and--

I meant worst possible thing for yall.:cool:

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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oh gee golly i guess he's innocent now



lmao

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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sweet thursday posted:

He's got that dog with him

:tipshat:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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:lmao: he belongs on the Giants

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Gonna age like milk

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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mcmagic posted:

A pleb cruise is actually pretty fun lol

Yeah, while it can be a beating sometimes a cruise is still a limited window of time where you waste money and get drunk or whatever.


Owning a yacht is a money drain and a pain in the rear end

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Eagles nearly lost to Cooper Rush, that really can't be overstated.


They're frauds

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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euphronius posted:

They were up 20-3 at halftime and won by 9

Rush had 3 ints

That's still way too close in a game against Cooper Rush



Yall never stood a chance against Mahomes.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Docjowles posted:


This is a weird take on a game the Eagles very nearly won if any single one of a bunch of things went their way (in before "yeah but they didn't")

YEAH

BUT

THEY

DIDN'T

:hehe:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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He didn't get the first down because I think he sucks


That's my only reason

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Nodoze posted:

James Corden is easily the biggest export crime

I've never seen a larger downgrade than Craig Ferguson to James Corden.


Christ

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Android Apocalypse posted:

To be faaaair Craig is Scottish.

Oh sure, I just meant as far as late night hosts go

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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*lost to the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs in embarrassing fashion

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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DeimosRising posted:

Is there any other way?

I'd say the Lions kinda got hosed by the refs, and while it's embarrassing it's also not something they had a ton of control over

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Doltos posted:

Thats the lamest loving thing ever lol

Yeah



...yeah. good god

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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SKULL.GIF posted:

It's a shame Teddy didn't get as much attention as Alex Smith did for a miraculous recovery from a horrific injury. From what I've read about what happened to him, his leg was hanging on by like 2 arteries or something.

I think part of it is a refusal to want to know more about said injuries after Alex Smith's



His alone was nightmare fuel, I do not need to see competing injuries

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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OBJ just keeps knockin em right out of the fuckin park

Sideshow Bob surrounded by rakes

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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It's kinda cringe to win the championship, even if OBJ's contribution was cut short he still had an effect on the game, then whine and bitch about how actually he could have done so much more.

Whether or not it's true....you won the big one. There is no accomplishment higher. Shut up?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Freaquency posted:

He should shut up and dribble. Er, catch, I guess

Seriously who gives a poo poo

That's not what I'm saying, but it's not like this conversation is gonna go anywhere good so I'll drop it.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I guess it's just weird to me since it's not like OBJ didn't contribute to the win. If he had been injured before the game I don't think the Rams win it. I get the sentiment of wishing you'd done more but I just don't know what else there is beyond winning the gaddang super bowl.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Freaquency posted:

This is why the Cowboys haven’t won one since 95 then?

If you want full on :tinfoil: I definitely wonder sometimes if Jerry's whole gameplan is to put out a team that's just barely good enough instead of an actual contender.

Everyone tunes in to watch em choke, the team plays well enough to trick the sad drunks who follow em.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Febreeze posted:

I can buy other owners purposefully not caring about their team to ride the line of making money but I fully believe Jerry is ride or die with the Boys and it makes every failure funnier

I would agree with you most days--every once in a while though I just remember the back to back to back years of 8-8 and my mind breaks

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Mega64 posted:

I'm hoping the Cowboys lose the playoffs with an embarrasingly terrible final play to the 49ers for a third straight year.

The final play this year will involve Fat Mike getting blown up this time

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Zack Martin deal restructured, gets more guaranteed money, and maybe if I pray real hard Jerry Jones will die tomorrow just cause

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Cavauro posted:

sandrer didn't do nothing

You're too naive, Cav. Bullock's fingerprints are all over this

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Doctor Teeth posted:

also gives the pats some depth at center

You're pretty good

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Freaquency posted:

Anything that makes Watson look bad should be celebrated imo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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will grier is dogshit and I'd like this to be the last preseason I see him wasting space

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The Eagles cannot win the division again because that's just not how the NFC East works.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Diva Cupcake posted:

Per Reddit, the preseason Super Bowl favorite (Chiefs) has only won the Super Bowl in like 3 of the past 30 years. Late 90s Broncos and 2 of the Patriots teams.

I wouldn't expect them to win it just because it's supposed to be hard to do, but doubting the Chiefs right now seems foolish to put it mildly

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Diva Cupcake posted:

Is that a nobody believes in us I hear?

gently caress that, I ain't rootin for em


I'm just saying it's early enough in the season that it would be wild to bet against em right now

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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It's the preseason, the regular season is right around the corner--YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!


incoming Cowboys suspension!!!


Edit: should be a short one, if any, but the point stands that this is about the time this poo poo happens in Dallas

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Kalli posted:

Fun part of cutting Trey:

'23 Base salary $1m Prorated SB: $5.5m Roster bonus $2.8m
'24 Base salary $1m Prorated SB: $5.5m Roster bonus $5.3m

All of it's guaranteed, they take a $20m cap hit if they cut him. If they trade him they save a couple of million. They basically need to find someone to do a 7th round pick swap if nothing else .

If you consider how few reps he's actually gotten...


I dunno, it sucks to have your career go nowhere due to things not entirely in your control, but to get paid a few mil to play very little doesn't sound all that bad to me.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Fuse Fitz and Weeden together

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Forrest on Fire posted:

Jerry sucks but at least he's good for some quotes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nygehy3cD0

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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If anything I'm grateful to Luck, since "suck for Luck" was horseshit. To see the Colts suck again so soon, having learned nothing about improving the offensive line in the meantime, felt real good.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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fartknocker posted:

I hope he sucks and gets hurt because he’s a rapist

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I see this as also wanting to move on from Cooper Rush. Rush won em some games, his price is also going up


Not Dak money, but let someone else kick the tires on him

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Silly Burrito posted:

Never forget



Ah, an old friend

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Is it football time yet


I'm ready to be sad


Well, more sad

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