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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Let’s go ginats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9iQOjHqb_A

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1683502830651359232?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Goff is also marrying Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Christen Harper.

Jared Goff is cool as hell and if he wins the division (and a playoff game) with the Lions, they’ll probably name him God-Emperor of the city.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Daniel Jones’ brain seeing him run for 80 yards and then intentionally shutting down his legs as a prank will never stop being funny.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
If Jared Goff can will the Lions to their first division title since 1993, and manage to win a home playoff game in the process, not only will he be given $45 million per season going forward, but he will have total dominion over the city and it’s workings.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

3 DONG HORSE posted:

If you say "Let's Ride" three times in a mirror, Russell Wilson appears behind you with a dangerous Subway sandwich.

I don't know if this is true because I'm too scared to go past two times...

I just did this, and Russ handed me a Subway tuna melt, which is definitely the most dangerous of all the Subway sandwiches. It’s a coinflip as to whether or not the tuna is spoiled.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Theodore Bridgewater > Nate Sudfeld

I approve.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Von Miller was incredibly benevolent for putting that whole Broncos team on his shoulders and carrying them across the finish line.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Incitatus posted:

Remember Jimmy Clausen?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Ryan Lindley remains the worst QB i've ever seen in the NFL, which I understand is a bold statement, but please take a moment to understand that he set the NFL all-time record for most pass attempts to start a career without a touchdown (228).

It got to the point where local radio stations were begging the Cardinals to sign literally anybody else to start the upcoming Cards' playoff game (even Tim Tebow) because they knew that Lindley was going to be a disaster.

Lo and behold, the Cardinals lost that playoff game to the Panthers, 27-16, and in doing so, they set an NFL record for fewest total offensive yards in a playoff game with 78. Lindley completed 16 of 28 passes for 82 yards, one touchdown and two interceptions that evening. And somehow, he looked even worse than the numbers suggest.

Ryan Lindley makes Christian Hackenberg look like John Elway.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Also, if you’re a DirecTV customer, and you have the basic sports package, you get Redzone for free the next ten years as part of said sports package.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Caleb Williams and Marvin Harrison Jr. on the Cards in 2024 will indeed be a dramatic upgrade.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It is no longer Zappe Hour in New England. Bailey Zappe was just waived.

Malik Cunningham will back up Mac Jones.







Malik Cunningham will probably start 5-7 games for the Pats this season.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Oh poo poo!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The ol’ Reverse Matt Millen, eh Jim Irsay?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Jesus H. Christ

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1696992616737300796?s=20

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
GUESS WHAT?



I GOT A FEVAH

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
*whispers into Brad Holmes’ ear*

Trade for Mike Evans, Brad.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5HzzbfDj84

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Gannon will quit the team as soon as he finds his stolen bicycle in the basement of the Alamo.

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