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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I present for your consideration the Cincinnati Bengals

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Diva Cupcake posted:

Someone on Reddit said Injurius Proney and it’s the greatest nickname in history.

Lol'd

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Ravens signed something called Arthur Manlet and are supposedly sniffing around Chase Young.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Grittybeard posted:

This made me think I'd missed Chase Young becoming a free agent for a second.

I don't know what you'd trade for the guy after the last couple of years, he's someone I'd like to have on my team but, uh....yeah we've already got the Kadarius Toney jokes going on over here.

Yeah I'm not sure how serious it is, maybe just doing some due diligence

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Ravens apparently released Mike Thomas and Andy Isabella

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Bungles

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1685052523462230017?s=20

Ravens got the covid again

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Ravens throwbacks are just their jerseys

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

fartknocker posted:

AV/post combo

Nah, their initial jerseys were kinda sucky, they made some tweaks to them over their first 3-4 years



I miss the B shield but man I forgot how rough those were

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Tell anyone they suck at any time for any reason

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


:cheersbird:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1686803554659430426

Nelson Agholor is Back

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kenyan Drake

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Cavauro posted:

in high up air, all of your muscles, tendons, and bones become more pressurized from the inside. they're much more likely to snap or tear

This is why I don't fly

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Can't believe they're conspiring to fix the Hall of Fame game now, is there nothing Goodell won't stoop to

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/brianwacker1/status/1687545986686545920?s=20

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mega64 posted:

Which quarterback has the flattest rear end?

Your mom lol

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


A running back would throw more then 4 :colbert:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

FWIW

https://twitter.com/sgellison/status/1687921818672250880?s=20

I like his merit badges

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1689353525925490688?s=20

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Soul Glo posted:

what

two of those teams are in the afc south

Ohio teams are canonically in the AFCN

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Are we talking people buying in bulk to sell at auctions/conventions?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

My favorite part of the day is when I open the thread and find out another Ravens player is injured or being an idiot in public. Lamar is gonna donate his salary to Mormon sex traffickers as long as they wear Era 8 branded uniforms once he hears about this.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The first Ravens preseason game tradition of reinstalling discord on my phone

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Soon the Ravens will begin the defense of their Superbowl title

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I think Josh Johnson might not be good

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


loving hell

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

J. K. Dobbins ended his soft holdout and is off the PUP

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

JK Dobbins sprained his ankle walking to the practice field and is back on PUP.

Plausible

Kalli posted:

Sounds like he slammed into the side of a turning SUV and died immediately.

I think this is like the third Ravens player who's died in a motorcycle accident

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Marlon is dead, foot surgery today

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


The prophecy is fullfilled

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Diva Cupcake posted:

Maybe Jadeveon Clowney will fully realize his potential in this, his 34 year in the league.

He will

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Doltos posted:

Clowney's full potential was met and was very good for a bit.


See

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1692630803950493696?s=20

Bill must be pissed

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

That list of defendants is wild. They really cast a wide net on the suit.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


You can't even get that much stuff at a loving Orioles game for $20

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Stefon come home

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

a neat cape posted:

Christ dude

Maybe he's talking about the forum

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Diva Cupcake posted:

Colts control him for another year plus two tags, right? He’s not getting traded.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1693750120439771203?s=46&t=DcBXErlGIUJUj8quAgYfkQ

Thank you Adam for explaining the implications

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Second Place in the AFC North God demands blood sacrifice

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