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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Soon our long national nightmare will be over

Winkie gifs are allowed again?

Cavauro posted:

My 234579 goes t9047853279 my g2335 goe 235. Who's going to make the playoffs?

Pasta.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 05:47

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:13

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Lifespan posted:

My dick is in a box. Seriously, I'm stuck, someone call 911

I finally got around to this. They're on their way to there with the Jaws of Life.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 22:24

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Ayudo posted:

So they snared him with a bunch of fake incentives? The NFLPA really needs to get them on the same tag as WRs.

Edit: Tim Patrick, Michael Thomas, MVS, and Brandin Cooks all making $10 mil this year.

Few pages back, but just make the franchise tag the average of the top 5 paid players, regardless of position. If they are so important to your franchise, start shelling out that QB money.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 22:27

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

corn on the cop posted:

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1683849043229786112?s=46

lmao

gently caress you I want Max Unger back :mad:

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 22:31

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Flikken posted:

*looks at the Chubb contract*

Cleveland don't do anything stupid Don't do anything else stupid

Don't do anything else else stupid......anything else else else stupid............ :smith:

# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 03:52

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Mega64 posted:

If you could determine stuff without refs then how could they rig the games?

Watch it come out one day that MrLogan was controlling the refs all along

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 16:41

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Codependent Poster posted:

How could the refs do this?

They're clearly out for blood this year and wanted to get started early.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 01:56

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kirios posted:

Trey Lance is the biggest bust in 49ers history.

I don't know if you can call Trent Brown a bust since he was only a 7th round pick but he was definitely the biggest boy the 49ers drafted who isn't with the team right now.

The San Francisco 49ers drafted Trent Brown in the seventh round of the 2015 NFL Draft. Brown is 6'8" and weighs 380 pounds. He played college football for Georgia Military College and the University of Florida. He has since played for the New England Patriots and the Las Vegas/Oakland Raiders.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 17:35

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Diva Cupcake posted:

lol no thanks
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1694777377966944418?s=20

I hope every broadcast is just them reliving the Patriots glory days so that no one ever gets to forget. Tom is now, Tom is eternal. Be one with Tom and know joy.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 21:37

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

fartknocker posted:

Enough about franchise quarterbacks, let�s talk about franchise posters.

MrLogan is putting in work but I don't know if he'll ever be able to overcome the mod conspiracy against him.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 21:38

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

I�d immediate slap $100 on the Browns to win the Super Bowl.

And lose it when they go 8-9.

Go buy an 8ball instead. You'll have more fun.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 05:17

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Would it last through 17 weeks of misery and disappointment?

All signs point to no 👃

# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 14:14

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Can we toss Michael Bidwill into a wood chipper?

...did the wood chipper sleep with your wife or something?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 07:59

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Who's ready to get :350:

with Tom?

# ¿ Sep 2, 2023 22:34

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:13

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Harlock posted:

This has been a fun thread/quote tweets

https://twitter.com/FourVerts/status/1698722431869792282

I love hot takes not performed by sports shouting people

Tom Brady will be Super Bowl MVP.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 20:20

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