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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Only panthers news so far is Corbett starting the year on physically unable to perform, which was expected.

JC Horn hasn’t drank a magic tonic or been distracted rescuing furniture from a burning house….yet

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/1pantherplace/status/1684161530655387649?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Who's the Bengals backup QB?

Laughs 49ers-ishly

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







kiimo posted:

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1684659347245457408?s=42&t=vYGMjgtg31X780Jer9MHvA



also reminder that season tickets are still on sale!


edit: this thread movin fast

For what it’s worth achilles ruptures/years are usually VERY obvious on physical exam.

If he’s not just coach speaking it, it might really just be a soft tissue injury.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Big heads mode on

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Is it just me or are there more blown calves this year

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1685640414064181248?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Mega64 posted:

CMC was the Panthers offense for a long time and was a major reason the 49ers swept the latter half of the season.

If any RB deserves to be paid (and to be clear, they all do), it's him.

Almost everyone here laughed at that contract at the time.

To be fair in the context he signed it it was terrible, but cmc probably is that good.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Titans, panthers, packers.

Very good judgment imo. Very fair and even handed.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers just needed someone across from burns.

Good signing.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Houston just didn’t want to do training camp. Nice.

https://twitter.com/josephperson/status/1688949634901655552?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Barefoot wine good lord

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://x.com/nflrums/status/1690197059377258497?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Not everyone can pull this off

Edit* an x.com link? Hmm

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







“Arm in a bag” the other night was from a motorcycle wreck.

With one exception all the worst things I’ve seen in the ER were motorcycles.

The worst was an RV over a cliff

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







abelwingnut posted:

driving in la was an eye-opener when it comes to motorcycles. people just weaving in and out of stalled traffic at like 40mph. and i saw it like 10x in five days. felt like it was totally accepted behavior.

how on earth is it legal? possibly the most dangerous thing i've seen on the road, for all involved. bonkers stuff.

it's not legal, but in stalled traffic what's a cop car gonna do?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I saw a speeding motorcycle slam into the back of a flatbed truck on the connector in Atlanta. It was one of those moments where traffic comes to a complete stop out of nowhere and he didn’t react in time. He was with a group of other riders who were all speeding; he was just less observant. It happened about ten feet from me.

The motorcycle basically vanished in a cloud of dust. It was bizarre. Not like it broke apart, just there one second gone the next.

Driver was thrown three cars up and dragged by a truck. His gun went off and shot him in the thigh. He was mostly fine though.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Make it happen, fitterer.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Diva Cupcake posted:

Sure, they also only did 1 joint practice against the Panthers last week although weather was apparently a factor in Reich calling it.

Lightning storms and flash floods.

They were preparing to do it afaik

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The loss to Danny Dimes was probably the worst of the Matt Rhule era but it did give us this video of them walking onto the field.

https://twitter.com/dmrussini/status/1571533334047608834?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Freaquency posted:

Yeah

https://youtu.be/2JYx-_eXQa4

e: Vincent Smith, the guy who got popped, ended up starting an urban gardening non-profit after he failed to make a team in the NFL, so that’s kinda cool

Got tackled so hard he stopped working for profit drat

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Oh
https://twitter.com/crispycarlton/status/1692683065129099761?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Docjowles posted:

It has been rotoworld for me for like a decade but NBC finally corporate overlorded it into a total dumpster fire with no actual content. :rip: to an OG

It’s loving garbage.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hour practice ruined kelvin benjamins career. Got hurt against the dolphins, ate his feelings for a year, and when he came back he was an undersized tackle.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Tennessee titan caleb farley’s 2 million dollar house just blew the gently caress up. He wasn’t in it but was apparently on scene. A 61 year old guy was killed and another injured.

https://twitter.com/queen_city_news/status/1694025235463385564?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

That's absolutely a gas explosion. Unless he was cooking meth in the place, there's really not much else that makes sense.

Man, that's awful...

If that’s meth then he was cooking enough for all Tennessee.

I saw a patient post meth explosion strong enough to paste his arms to the mid forearm and all it did was knock down the walls of his trailer.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Relentlessboredomm posted:

You're drat right I'll be shocked since Derek Carr has never had a great year before and there's no way it's suddenly happening now with a brittle saints roster and Dennis Allen.


The SF QB stuff is a full on mystery to me at this point.

per multiple raiders fans on here he was actually screwed out of the MVP one year so

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I’m not sure it’s that bold.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Might have been the panthers with the reich connection.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kirios posted:

Trey Lance is the biggest bust in 49ers history.

Just because AJ Jenkins couldn’t bulk up enough.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I thought he was playing better.

Maybe not worth where he was drafted but definitely worth more than pocket change

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Once Wilks took over last year, Darnold looked like a very good backup caliber qb.

Edit*

Kevin Hart raced Stevan Ridley for some reason and hit four years of being in his 40s all at once

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1694782911336083569?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Him talking about it is pretty funny.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwTQ2b8I3Rt/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Aug 24, 2023

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Stafford is going to look like Jared Lorenzen six months after retiring.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Mid-Life Crisis posted:

Oh god the bills are that desperate eh

He’s probably someone they could build a similar offense around

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







It’s almost impossible to watch the braves in Asheville without buying cable.

Blacked out on mlb, blacked out on the Bally sports app.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Probably going to be their returner.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Is evans tradeable?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Kyler Murray lookin back and forth between a turtle on its back an an Xbox controller.

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Mar 30, 2005







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