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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hey hello check it out we recently purchased and refurbished an old Pizza Hut in the middle of a liminal space, we’ve converted it into a safe and healthy place where we have some cool little fellas for sale



all of our pet rocks come in their own special CarryHome, it is for both carrying them, and is their home.



we look forward to serving you, im certain we have a pet rock that will suit your needs perfectly, and if we don’t we will forcibly breed find the right rock for you

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
It is a good rock OP

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
do you have any hypoallergenic pet rocks for sale, good sir? I'm allergic.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


EorayMel posted:

It is a good rock OP

now you’ve done it, I hope you are prepared to care for this guy

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

can mine have fangs

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Windows 98 posted:

do you have any hypoallergenic pet rocks for sale, good sir? I'm allergic.

this one isn’t safe if you’re allergic to peanuts

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Chief McHeath posted:

can mine have fangs

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Sid Vicious posted:

this one isn’t safe if you’re allergic to peanuts



thank you I love my rock

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Like a rolling stoooooneeeee

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
sid can my rock be a luchador

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Saalkin posted:

Like a rolling stoooooneeeee

this guy is a bad rear end

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Do they need shots yearly or what?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Sid Vicious posted:

this guy is a bad rear end



Hell yeah. Needs some tattoos though

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Im looking for a grey rock, perhap one with a tail.

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



got any that are really down to earth?

Clown Suit Cowboy
Jun 27, 2023
Are they suitable emotional support pets?

Rides Naked
Jun 4, 2006

Program, Whale, Program
got any geodes?

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
I want a ingenious rock

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Code Jockey posted:

sid can my rock be a luchador

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

i would like a rock

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

those are some badass rocks

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Do they need shots yearly or what?

American health care

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Grey Cat posted:

Im looking for a grey rock, perhap one with a tail.

meow

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



He's purfect

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Woolwich Bagnet posted:

got any that are really down to earth?

if you can dig it I do

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a snazzy tater posted:

Are they suitable emotional support pets?

chill out by the pool awhile

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Rides Naked posted:

got any geodes?

one or two

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Party rock. Is there a party rock in the house tonight?

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Sid Vicious posted:

if you can dig it I do



he's just a bit shy :3:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i must compose posted:

I want a ingenious rock

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Let me know when you get the crack rock in stock again.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
How much do they cost, Sid

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
do you have any really expensive ones? like uncut gems with adam sandler.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Southern Cassowary posted:

i would like a rock

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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Do you have a The Rock rock? Either the man or the movie

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

can pet rocks do tricks or stunts

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

ROCK'S NOT DEAD

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Want me a dwayne johnson

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i will make a few more pet rocks tonight and then i will make many more tomorrow i didn't realize it was almost 11 when i posted the thread

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Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Do you have any that would get along with my leopard gecko

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