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I'm an overnight stocker at a grocery store; I bought this account with my first paycheck in 2009 and I've been working there ever since. The work sucks but it's union so the pay's not bad. I don't post much but I lurk every day and a lot of your posts have made me smile. You are very kind.
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MonkeyHate posted:I'm an administrator at a care home for the cognitively disabled. Been doing that for 10 years now. Our residents believe they are night watchmen and mostly they watch movies on TCM and play videogames. We give them little chores to help keep them stimulated like cleaning up poop and pee, then it's back to movies and videogames. Uhhhhhh
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Jul 25, 2023 21:33
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I'm a machinist by trade but I'm a manager here at this shop. I design stuff and fart around on the forums way too much. Also, I have a kid on the way and I'll be 44 by the time it arrives. I'm too old for a baby, especially my first one lol.
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Jul 25, 2023 21:38
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I do some extremely nerdy computer touching.
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Jul 25, 2023 21:50
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Oh I'm so glad this topic came up! I just got a new job and want to brag! It's going to be good money but the downside is I'm going to be stuck in this tiny little company town in the middle of nowhere. I almost didn't take it as there will be no girls around but I'm told there is a barrel with a hole in it I can use as often as I like six days out of every week.
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Jul 25, 2023 22:00
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MonkeyHate posted:Oh I'm so glad this topic came up! I just got a new job and want to brag! It's going to be good money but the downside is I'm going to be stuck in this tiny little company town in the middle of nowhere. I almost didn't take it as there will be no girls around but I'm told there is a barrel with a hole in it I can use as often as I like six days out of every week. hmm... which days are you in it, i might pay a visit
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Jul 25, 2023 22:13
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Prepress monkey at a commercial/packaging print company. (Hey, somebody's gotta make the boxes your razor blades come in.) Also gonna start learning to be an EMT in about three weeks. Zamboni Rodeo fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jul 26, 2023 |
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Jul 25, 2023 22:16
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i overeducate undereducated young adults and pursue fruitless research
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Jul 25, 2023 22:47
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I go around to businesses and tell them to please, please stop trying to scam your customers. Then I shut them down if they don't listen.
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Jul 25, 2023 23:08
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I do sales for like a medical supplier but honestly I want out. I don’t really have the right personality for sales. My boss actually runs a few businesses and knows I’m unhappy so he’s been teasing moving me to his recycling business. There I’d work more with my hands and less with customers and that sounds pretty good to me. It’d be a little more dangerous and mean more night hours but the job sounds really cool. It’s like modern alchemy but instead of lead into gold I’d be transforming platinum group metals into Crystal.
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Jul 25, 2023 23:23
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Mostly write erotica. Sometimes write boring stuff when the mood strikes.
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Jul 25, 2023 23:25
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MonkeyHate posted:Oh I'm so glad this topic came up! I just got a new job and want to brag! It's going to be good money but the downside is I'm going to be stuck in this tiny little company town in the middle of nowhere. I almost didn't take it as there will be no girls around but I'm told there is a barrel with a hole in it I can use as often as I like six days out of every week. Why can’t you use it in the seventh day?
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Jul 25, 2023 23:44
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Was that clip of the dude with the dogs on a slipperydip you op?
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Jul 25, 2023 23:46
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Carlos Lantana posted:Was that clip of the dude with the dogs on a slipperydip you op? A, uh, what now??
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Jul 26, 2023 00:30
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Lol at this guy who doesn’t know what a slipperydip is
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Jul 26, 2023 00:31
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lol at this guy who doesn’t know what a slipperydip is Nuh uh!! :(
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Jul 26, 2023 00:34
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I spend about $1,000,000 a year in an extremely regulated industry. Well, I don't, I'm the guy that get's thrown under the bus if an audit shows we were non-compliant with the spending.
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Jul 26, 2023 00:40
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Why can’t you use it in the seventh day? That's his turn in the barrel.
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Jul 26, 2023 00:42
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AutoCAD, excel, project management
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Jul 26, 2023 00:43
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Three Olives posted:I spend about $1,000,000 a year in an extremely regulated industry. Well, I don't, I'm the guy that get's thrown under the bus if an audit shows we were non-compliant with the spending. reported
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Jul 26, 2023 00:45
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just got a weird promotion at the dick sucking factory, they sent me to some bumfuck nowhere town... and you wont BELIEVE how cramped my office is!
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Jul 26, 2023 00:53
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Three Olives posted:I spend about $1,000,000 a year in an extremely regulated industry. Well, I don't, I'm the guy that get's thrown under the bus if an audit shows we were non-compliant with the spending. spend a mil on me, tia
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Jul 26, 2023 01:12
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Shinjobi posted:spend a mil on me, tia Highly regulated, like, I get asked why I approved a buying $80 bolt, how do we know it meets NIST 5252014-25425 Rev.4 8-23-79 and approved P&P regarding bolt replacement?
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Jul 26, 2023 01:20
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Three Olives posted:Highly regulated, like, I get asked why I approved a buying a $80 bolt, how do we know it meets NIST 5252014-25425 Rev.4 8-23-79 cGDP/cGMP are a motherfucker and people who've never worked with them have no comprehension of what it is
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Jul 26, 2023 01:23
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Hang w the bros, pump iron, kick doors, save lives, play a shitload of CK3 and Civ 6.
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Jul 26, 2023 01:34
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MrQwerty posted:cGDP/cGMP are a motherfucker and people who've never worked with them have no comprehension of what it is Not quite, but close enough that you get the idea. Even at my own employer, I mean, honestly, my own assistant has no idea what I really do or why I am in such a bad mood all the time. Yeah, I've been in four of hours meeting about $212.14, I was literarily about to drive down to the ATM, roll it up into a ball and throw it someone in the next meeting I have over this. No, you don't want to know, I literally can't explain it to you, I don't have time to explain just the acronym pronunciation right now.
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Jul 26, 2023 01:35
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i stalk goons on linkdin and facebook and keep dossiers on their friends and family just in case one of you fuckers ever crosses me i fuckin swear
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Jul 26, 2023 02:02
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Post pictures of less than 49.9% of my butthole on the internet.
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Jul 26, 2023 02:42
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I run OnlyGoons.com
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I do not work in IT, unlike basically every guy I have ever spent any amount of time with, and I am still not entirely sure how that ended up happening considering I spend all of my time on computer and only want to interact with computer Something something avoiding assisting the profit motive no matter what the cost (ho ho! how ironic, a cost) Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I work at the meeting factory. I had 11 already today and one more to go.
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Jul 26, 2023 03:22
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MonkeyHate posted:I'm an administrator at a care home for the cognitively disabled. Been doing that for 10 years now. Our residents believe they are night watchmen and mostly they watch movies on TCM and play videogames. We give them little chores to help keep them stimulated like cleaning up poop and pee, then it's back to movies and videogames. lol, drat boss didn't know you posted here
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I work from home OPs 
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MonkeyHate posted:I'm an administrator at a care home for the cognitively disabled. Been doing that for 10 years now. Our residents believe they are night watchmen and mostly they watch movies on TCM and play videogames. We give them little chores to help keep them stimulated like cleaning up poop and pee, then it's back to movies and videogames. So you’re a forum admin on something awful dot com gently caress I was beaten by hours
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Jul 26, 2023 03:33
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i sell debt to rich people to allow them to become more rich its a very fulfilling career
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Jul 26, 2023 03:34
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I graduated from beginner to senior advanced server infrastructure toucher and it pays better and I can just go ski a lot
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Jul 26, 2023 03:47
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Surgical tech. I help surgeons do the surgery but I do a wide variety of stuff. Sometimes it's doing cool stuff like fixing hosed up guts, sometimes it's stuff that sucks like taking hemorrhoids out of peoples' assholes. I am learning to do suturing which is a cool and valuable skill. Y'all ever hear of vicryl? poo poo's wack
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Jul 26, 2023 03:54
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Heath posted:Surgical tech. I help surgeons do the surgery but I do a wide variety of stuff. Sometimes it's doing cool stuff like fixing hosed up guts, sometimes it's stuff that sucks like taking hemorrhoids out of peoples' assholes. I am learning to do suturing which is a cool and valuable skill. Y'all ever hear of vicryl? poo poo's wack I bet those people that used to have hemorrhoids are super grateful though
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Jul 26, 2023 03:59
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Land surveyin'
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JamMaster Flash posted:I bet those people that used to have hemorrhoids are super grateful though Not immediately after. The first week of recovery is apparently one of the most painful there is because the kind of hemorrhoids that require surgical intervention are generally burned out with an electrode and then the wound is sutured. We do load the rear end in a top hat up with a long-lasting local anesthetic called Exparel. The surgeons will often not take calls from patients for the first week because the aftermath is rough and everyone freaks out about it but yes it is supposed to look like a WWI trench in your rear end for a little while
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