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Smugworth posted:I run OnlyGoons.com Gonna dust off an old chestnut here but... Ew. That's gross.
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I really wanted to be a vet when I was younger. I just don't have the stomach for it. I took a few classes in high-school, but I'm so grateful for everyone who can deal with an actual emergency.
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I tell people that making games isn't as fun as playing games but I suppose since you paid $30,000 to the university I'll teach you how to do it I guess (sighing, rolling eyes, etc)
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mst4k posted:Time thief Bureaucrat?
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I was thinking
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if you son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he’s hungry and the only way to feed him is sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy’s gone somewhere smoking rock now in and outta lock down I ain’t got a job now so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life mmm
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Escape From Noise posted:I was thinking 
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I sing, dance and do some other unimportant things in a small, off-broadway show called the aristocrats. Goons are welcome and encouraged to come audition to work with our troop!
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MrQwerty posted:cGDP/cGMP are a motherfucker and people who've never worked with them have no comprehension of what it is Just to add, biggest tell in this line of work... FAX IT TO ME! People always ask why fax is still a thing, because OMG encrypted emails are the worst thing in the world. I have a dedicate fax line to a dedicated fax machine in my home office that I installed during COVID and just keep because OMG gently caress encrypted emails!
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Three Olives posted:Just to add, biggest tell in this line of work... One time someone took autoclaved paperwork, stamped with a lot number and approved by the customer and multiple national regulatory agencies, that had already been written on with indelible ink with cleanroom pens out of an aseptic cleanroom on accident. They were supposed to take one sheet out with them but they took 4, 3 of which were critical paperwork for the cleanroom. They justified putting it in an autoclave bag and spraying it in with IPA and 6% peroxide and waiting for contact times because nobody handled it with bare hands. The person who sprayed it in took it out of the autoclave bag and sprayed it with alcohol and peroxide, then 6 hours later on the next shift the customer and regulatory agencies decided to go ahead and print + stamp a page XX (2), authorized the stamp on the phone watching QA on the cameras and everything. Really critical stuff is still very much done in an oldschool way, because it has to be that way. 6 months later I had to work on reconciling that batch record because, "[Qwerty] you know all their handwriting, decode whatever the hell that thing is that has your name as the most legible signature."
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Solid 32% here.  Before I got into show biz I sluiced like over 19,000 tons of gold, bought a bank that is actively paying reparations, opened a brokerage, started a small country.
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I am a software engineer/dev ops.
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mst4k posted:Time thief https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Zr_C74DQU
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Still picking stuff up and putting them down. Also sorting things to make sure night crews jobs go easier (they probably still won't do it) A lot of shelves need to be cleaned, and if I can find the time, I'll do that. Nasty rear end people leaving thier Starbucks everywhere making a big sticky mess. I like the manual labor tho, who needs a gym membership.
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Still killin’ bugs for money. Year 20, goddamn.
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Szyznyk posted:Still killin’ bugs for money. Year 20, goddamn. What's the weirdest bug you ever killed
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Smugworth posted:What's the weirdest bug you ever killed Ooo, good question.
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Smugworth posted:What's the weirdest bug you ever killed A scorpion the size of a crawdad in an apartment, which was cool and I should have captured it instead of blasting it with FastCap. I tend to let the weird ones live, since they aren’t the household pests that actually cause problems.
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Some 4 in monster cockroach in North Carolina. I honestly have no idea what it actually was, I'd just moved there. But it scared the poo poo out of me when I went to get a glass of water.
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Basically this. And a little bit of this. 
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Systems engineer. It's kind of like engineering minus the engineering. Current job is cool because I'm typically looking at 4-8 systems at any given time, and a lot of them are some pretty neat stuff. On the other hand a project rarely lasts more than a year or so, so I kind of miss getting to be a real expert on something like I was at my previous job.
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The Moon Monster posted:Systems engineer. It's kind of like engineering minus the engineering. Current job is cool because I'm typically looking at 4-8 systems at any given time, and a lot of them are some pretty neat stuff. On the other hand a project rarely lasts more than a year or so, so I kind of miss getting to be a real expert on something like I was at my previous job. What's the weirdest system you ever killed
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i investigate financial crimes, run BSA scans, and monitor for money-laundering for a fintech. it's easily the best job i've ever had
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Smugworth posted:What's the weirdest system you ever killed Whoever designed https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARINC_429 made some strange choices.
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By day I buy up all the affordable housing in your neighborhood and jack up the rents. By night I basically do the same thing but for airbnbs where you like to go on vacation. I don’t really need the money so it’s more like a hobby I guess.
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Treecko posted:Some 4 in monster cockroach in North Carolina. That’s just a palmetto bug.
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I do DevOps for a cloud service provider, though it's much more Ops than Dev. And a lot of hand holding of Devs on how to make their services Op better, so as to make my life easier.
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almost1337 posted:I do DevOps for a cloud service provider, though it's much more Ops than Dev. And a lot of hand holding of Devs on how to make their services Op better, so as to make my life easier. I joined a DevOps org as more of a Dev than an Ops and far as I can tell all you Ops people are just as moronic as the Devs. I call myself a platform engineer to distinguish myself from you cretins 
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Computer toucher. I work regionally now, so I travel around almost every weekday, but I am usually home by noon and finish my day as wfh. It pays well and I am much happier than when I was sitting in an office all day every day at our main site for more than a decade. It also affords me the ability to get my daughter off of the school bus every day and skip after school care, so that rules.
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I am on disability because my endocrine system has been trying to kill me for years. Before that I was a systems analyst in the insurance field. I have also been a ski instructor, a chairlift operator, a model, a professional musician, a music teacher, a florist, and a girl Friday at a High Sierra fishing camp. Nowadays I don’t do much because it hurts to be upright for extended periods. I crochet and make a lot of awesome soups. I’m getting a shoulder replacement next Friday so I might be able to do more stuff.
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I smoke weed and watch the birds mostly. During the less fun hours, I clean HVAC ducting for commercial and residential.
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I'm an SDET, which stands for "software development engineer in test", which basically feels like QA engineering with a fancier title.Toxic Mental posted:if you son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he’s hungry and the only way to feed him is sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy’s gone somewhere smoking rock now in and outta lock down I ain’t got a job now so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life mmm That's "would", not "do", nerd 
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I write business proposals for a megacorp. I actually like it a lot, just hate all of the bureaucracy inherent with large companies.
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i'm a software architect in silicon valley 
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remigious posted:I write business proposals for a megacorp. I actually like it a lot, just hate all of the bureaucracy inherent with large companies. Internal or external?
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