NFC West 2023: Home of The Run and Apple Butter

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kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

This should be a fun season

:hawksin:

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 21:07

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:42

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Lifespan posted:

Huh, looks like DeeJay didn't get cut. I wonder why he made social media posts yesterday implying that.

Drama engagement?

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 23:54

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Also, the Rams did not release any of their 14 2023 draft picks.

Has that ever happened before? Cause wow

# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 15:39

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

I heard recently that the Rams' 2023 draft class was the largest in modern NFL history, so I'm going to say that it has never happened before.

Yeah 14 is, a lot. Impressive work by the scouting arm to hit on that many dudes.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 14:38

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Leperflesh posted:

respectfully, I would argue that it remains to be seen whether they have in fact hit on that many dudes - their having made the final roster of this particular Los Angeles Rams is not a convincing metric

Fair

Amy Pole Her posted:

Yeah, especially when you see the list of who made. TEN of them were drafted in the 5/6/7 rounds

Heh

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 19:50

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Its Rinaldo posted:

For other teams

Welp

# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 01:01

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

It's interesting to me to watch the Broncos this season, and the infighting that seems to be happening. I am so so happy Jody chose JS/PC and greenlit that trade.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 18:45

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Lifespan posted:

That's actually really cool. TNF is definitely the best broadcast group in the NFL right now.

I watched that last night and thought the same. Amazon is really flexing on the other broadcasters.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 17:50

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

I watch the Seahawks DBs line up behind the line to gain every game and it kills me. Get up there and disrupt the route!

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 17:06

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

May the Seahawks establish the run tonight at the grounds of their greatest victory.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 18:42

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

I think all of the NFC West can say gently caress The Cowboys as a united force

# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 04:30

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Seeing reports that Frank Clark is signing with SEA.

Cool I guess.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 19:49

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Nervous posted:

That's disappointing. Before I couldn't think of any Seahawks with DV reports off the top of my head.

I get that disappointment, but also believe in second chances. Has he had any recent issues with the law? (I did not look for myself cause I kinda do not want to know)

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 20:39

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

seiferguy posted:

Pungry didn't post this here so I'm beating him to it

https://twitter.com/TariqIsland/status/1717301401481810360

hahahaha holy poo poo I love him even more

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 23:31

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Maggot Soup posted:

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1718012392557175193?s=20

Please do not rush him back to be Tua'd for the season.

As much as I want to see the death star implode, I more do not want to see guys get hurt.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 22:55

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Mustached Demon posted:

Disgustingly awesome

FTFY

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 02:01

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

I am okay with my team being aggressive when they think they have a chance, and the fact that they basically sold a pick for salary relief on Williams' contract is not terrible, so I am in favor of this move esp if they think they can sign him in the offseason.

fe: the joke about SEA not getting to draft an RB in the second round of the 2024 draft is also hilarious to me

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 23:59

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

DariusLikewise posted:

The Rams will win all their remaining games and therefore the Super Bowl

Nah

# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 20:38

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Benne posted:

I'm actually feeling pretty chill about this game. Either it goes as expected and we can turn it off in the 3rd quarter, or something really funny happens.

This

# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 00:24

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Lock on the verge of tears in his post game interview made me love him

# ¿ Dec 19, 2023 06:31

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

algebra testes posted:

This Hawks game has just been torture to watch.

As per usual

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 00:43

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Cook signing with the Ravens, interesting

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 23:40

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Well that was a meltdown

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 05:15

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

I did not want this, but I am not all torn up about it either. The next HC in SEA will be an interesting hire, I am personally hoping for an offensive minded one but we will see.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 21:36

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Puka is going to be a nightmare for years to come. I totally forgot he started college at UW

That picture of McVay seething with rage at the end of the game was pretty telling, dude is going to go nuts this offseason thinking about losing to the QB he traded away...

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 17:52

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Mustached Demon posted:

Top tier apple right now is the cosmic crisp.

QFT

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 02:55

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Envy Apples are close to top tier as well, but Cosmic Crisp is my current fave.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 00:27

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

GAME DAY

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 16:52

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

shirts and skins posted:

Hell yes

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1752757338824458290

Legit excited for this hire and he is only 36!

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 21:24

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Mustached Demon posted:

Barry Bonds not being in the HOF should revoke everyones ballot imo.

Even if we do not respect him as a person, he deserves to be in.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 19:44

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

DeimosRising posted:

I consider the Seahawks the team I most hate to lose to and take the most joy in beating but also I wish you had beaten the patriots

I get the first and second parts and completely agree with the third

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 01:55

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

https://twitter.com/aaronlevine_/status/1761497453977866276

# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 00:42

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Handsome Jimmy G back to the NFC West with the Rams.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 22:22

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

holefoods posted:

I would like to watch baseball but I refuse to pay for dumb regional channels to watch it

It's me, the idiot who still subscribes to a TV service in 2024, along with a regional sports channel.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 02:01

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

It is draft day!

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:55

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Eminem getting all the love and the Commish all the boos feeds my inner troll

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:13

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Meh stats
https://www.mockdraftable.com/player/christian-haynes

Fun RAS
https://ras.football/ras-information/

Haynes at 81 does seem like good value, most boards rated him somewhere in the mid to late second.

I am happy that they added some talent to IOL

I feel like this was a good pick value wise and am happy they did not trade up.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:33

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:42

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

https://twitter.com/CorbinSmithNFL/status/1784256594647392373

The response about being surprised the Broncos answer the phone after the Russ trade made me laugh

# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:30

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