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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/pardonmytake/status/1690227609018241024?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Rad Valtar posted:

Colt McCoy got cut so who is starting for the Cardinals? Josh Dobbs?

Flip a coin between Josh Dobbs and Clayton Tune.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I don’t know what the big hangup with ghosts would be. I’d demand a realtor show me all the houses with the largest amount of ghosts and ghouls and spectres and poltergeists. I’d throw haunted parties all the time and set up cameras that run on gas generators to continuously prove the existence of the afterlife. It’d be a streaming/financial bonanza.

What’s the worst that could happen? Oh no the ghost(s) have moved my kitchen table chairs two inches to the left! Oh no the ghost(s) are making thumping noises in a broom closet!

Big deal. A small price to pay for potential entertainment.

I’d occasionally play Jump In The Line by Harry Belafonte really loud just to mess with them.

“If you don’t make me levitate to this song, then you ain’t poo poo!”

Get real antagonistic with the ghosts to put them in their place. Force them to acknowledge their pathetic limitations.

“What’s the matter? Going into the light was too good for you? Now you’re gonna sit there and watch me put together this IKEA bookshelf. Smooth move, ex-lax.”

Gonz fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Aug 30, 2023

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I’d imagine that ghosts are huge fans of the Air Raid offense.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Josh Dobbs BAAAAAAAAAAAD.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I haven’t seen a defense like that since the 2008 Lions.

Cardinals might go 0-17.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
All those transplanted Cowboys fans at the stadium gonna go home sad and that is delightful.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Ken Griffey Jr. was at the Cards game as a media photographer.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It's never a bad time or place to declare that the Cowboys suck and are hated.

Even Cowboys fans are welcome to state such obvious facts. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. And 366 days a year on Leap Years.

The Cardinals are the living embodiment of "gently caress the Cowboys", seeing as how they're 7-1 against Dallas in their last 8 games played.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Cowboys/Yankees/Lakers/Duke Basketball

Cast them into the heart of a neutron star.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

JPrime posted:

we moved to AZ in 98, that following season the cards stunned the cowboys in the playoffs. i see it as an auspicious welcome.

After that wildcard loss on the part of the Cowboys that January, Dallas didn’t win another playoff game until 2009.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Seahawks are the first team in NFL history to lose a game despite scoring 35 or more points and punting zero times.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I know practically nothing about Formula One racing, but even I know this is a downright erotic livery.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Prater failed successfully.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Pete Carroll is no longer the Seahawks head coach.

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1745164079583359410?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Manoueverable posted:

Honestly, it's the right time for this. I hope his successor works out, but I have no idea who they're aiming for.

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1745162976498171935?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Lions and the Niners both love establishing the Run.

Should be a good game.

Go Lions.

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