NFC West 2023: Home of The Run and Apple Butter

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Mustached Demon posted:

Blessed be those who run.

In the name of the blast, the counter, and the draw, amen.

Veer left, Veer right, Power I.

Amen.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 05:16

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:27

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Leperflesh posted:

bet ten dollars on the cards, you could win two hundred thousand, that's what that means right

Thanks to my education at the School of Hard Knocks, I know that you not only could win two hundred thousand, you WILL win two hundred thousand.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 18:17

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Leperflesh posted:

Should we talk about how each team has done with their draft, UDFA, and free agents? I want to talk about that. Someone tell me.

Seattle is still despairing on just missing out on future all Reality QB Anthony Richardson.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 00:06

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Benne posted:

Oh cool our running backs are already dying

https://twitter.com/TaylorBisciotti/status/1685785070576230400

We really need to replenish our soft tissue stockpiles.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 00:46

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Mustached Demon posted:

Marshawn Lynch and the 2 yard line.

Oh wait nvm.

It appears he only got to the 4

1st & Goal at NE 5
(1:06 - 4th) M.Lynch left tackle to NE 1 for 4 yards (D.Hightower).

# ¿ Aug 8, 2023 23:31

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

indigi posted:

his first choice was Kirk Cousins, his backup option was Jimmy Garoppolo, then he trades a boat to pick Trey Lance who is ultimately outperformed by Brock Purdy, and this offseason is comparing Sam Darnold to Steve Young and giving him backup snaps over Lance. he's been bad at it for years

You just need to focus on the value he found in Big Cock Brock

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 21:19

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Lifespan posted:

Look. I get that the preseason is about giving reps to the bench and finding the line between bench and practice squad and cut, but holy poo poo the Rams looked loving dire tonight. If that is their depth... why did Aaron Donald come back?

I'm seeing 28.5 million reasons.

https://overthecap.com/player/aaron-donald/2952

# ¿ Aug 27, 2023 05:44

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I figured out why the Rams kept all their rookies (not my picture)

As an action item, I think the Rams management team should work to reduce the size of column C. It seems like it might be hindering their performance as an organization.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 21:53

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Spoeank posted:

Crazy that Bosa only got 5 years after Stewart Rhodes got 17 and Enrique Tarrio got 22

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 22:53

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

Great post, lol love it

100% agree

Please note that THIS Seahawks goon recognized that the team was not gonna be good

It's the shook from juuuuuusssssttttt missing out on future Galactic Overlord Anthony Richardson. I'm not sure it'll ever wear off. Might have to relegate the team to the Pac-3.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 00:36

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DJ_Mindboggler posted:

Old English word for "Badger"

This tickles me. I never would have guessed.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 05:04

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Apparently it's not too late for me to start a professional football career.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 02:34

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I'll have you know that even though they may not win any given game because football is a high variance game, the Seahawks of Seattle are the second greatest force known to man.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 22:58

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

I�m also hornery for a GM who drafts OL. Give me the big boys.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 00:23

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Mustached Demon posted:

What's #1? Establishing the Run?

Abba.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 04:49

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Mustached Demon posted:

Deebo, WR1, had more rushing yards than receiving.

Sounds like a man who should be promoted to the most honorable of positions.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 00:13

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Chernabog posted:

Establishing the flight.

This is treacherous ground, friend. Do not forget the faces of your fathers.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 17:17

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shirts and skins posted:

Yeah, it's sort of telling that people I saw elsewhere baying for blood on the Witherspoon selection have effortlessly moved their focus to JSN haha

It's extremely telling. It usually takes receivers a bit to get a feel for the NFL game.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 22:03

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algebra testes posted:

I cannot wait for the Niners/Cowboys/Niners/Eagles stretch.

I also enjoy red wines, long walks on the beach, and getting kicked repeatedly in the balls.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 05:00

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Mustached Demon posted:

I said teams, not ideals one should aspire to achieve.

If the cowboys sought to Establish the Run I would say gently caress you I don't believe your sincerity.

If there's one thing I grudgingly have to give Jerruh credit for, it's having at least some commitment to the Run. Just look at some of those road grading O lines they've had.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 00:28

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

What a world we live in, where the Arizona Cardinals are the ones we should try to emulate in any manner.

gently caress the Cowboys.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 08:09

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Quit being a well run organization :mad:

# ¿ Oct 7, 2023 01:33

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Papercut posted:

I think the biggest difference is Purdy is a dramatically better QB than they've had in the last couple decades

Would you say he's relevant to their success :smug:

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 18:07

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Jesus christ, I just looked at the 49ers remaining schedule and they're going to be favored in every game but @Eagles aren't they?

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 22:17

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trilljester posted:

AI has gone too far. Although Juice stomping on a weird pile of Cowboys seems about right.

AI is just showing us the truth of the Cowboys.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 18:49

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

.........passing stats?

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 08:22

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I love our big strong fast dumb WR1b

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 19:38

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Rams 49ers and Cardinals all deserve to lose every week imo

# ¿ Oct 24, 2023 04:46

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

The qualifiers were essentially �who is likely to be a meaningful playoff contributor over the next season or two�.

Post your list. Who is talented on the Seahawks?

The main reason people think they are good and on an upswing is because they played a super soft schedule last year.

They got swept by the NFC South last year :lmao:

Niners please employ Wilks forever TIA

# ¿ Oct 24, 2023 16:20

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I agree with the general sentiment that �tear it down to the studs� rebuilds are generally stupid and just get you in a cycle of doing that every three or four years. But the Seahawks don�t have a long term answer at either QB or coach and they�re not currently elite so it does feel a bit like treading water because the next regime is surely going to want to bring in their guys in a lot of spots. It�s a very Pete Carroll roster and likely doesn�t work as well with not-Pete Carroll running the team and Pete Carroll is old as hell.

Are you implying that this man doesn't have the gum chewing chops to keep this thing rolling for a few more years?

# ¿ Oct 24, 2023 20:04

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Dutchy posted:

There's so much small sample/health/luck variance in football that there are worse things to be than good enough to take advantage if something stupid happens, like three Super Bowls per decade are won by a team like that

Exactly, you never know when every starting quarterback in the AFC could inexplicably ~~be attacked by a guy with a hammer~~ suffer a sudden knee injury at 8:32 am on December 7th 2023.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2023 21:02

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

kensei posted:

Seeing reports that Frank Clark is signing with SEA.

Cool I guess.

That's disappointing. Before I couldn't think of any Seahawks with DV reports off the top of my head.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 20:07

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Rad Valtar posted:

Purdy cleared protocol today. Should start tomorrow.

Purdy good news for the Niners

# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 01:14

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shirts and skins posted:

fascinating

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter good sir

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 01:55

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Nervous posted:

Purdy good news for the Niners

Turned out to be Purdy bad news for the Niners

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 03:58

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seiferguy posted:

DK is gonna make some great plays then make some dipshit play that gets him flagged for 15. It's just what you accept with the kind of guy he is.

Love&Love2Hate my big fast stronk dumb WR2.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 22:35

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DeimosRising posted:

Belichick and to lesser extent Reid have broken everyone's brain as to what constitutes a successful coach

She better have six Lombardis and thighs powerful enough to really grind her heel into my crotch.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2023 05:12

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Manoueverable posted:

Purdy being bad/hurt the last couple weeks has kind of overshadowed Geno not playing very well, too. It's hard to tell whether Geno is turning back into a pumpkin or if it's something he can overcome.

Tis the season to carve him into something better if he did turn into a pumpkin.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 22:35

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

I don�t know which 2024 draft qb prospect is most like CJ Stroud or Anthony Richardson, but that is who the Seahawks need to draft.

Good thing we already traded away our 2024 second round pick!

It's fine, we would have just spent it on a RB or LB who should be drafted in the fifth.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 01:00

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:27

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God willing the Seahawks still win the division somehow despite getting swept by the Rams and the niners

# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 07:25

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