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blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Todd Glass might be my favorite guest so far, he really hit it off well with Bryan and Chris

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Johnny Landmine
Aug 2, 2004

PURE FUCKING AINOGEDDON
The megaphone FLUB FLUB FLUB chant at the end was delightful.

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member
Another one that fell flat for me, maybe because I know too much about crypto guys and buttcoins.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

I'm catching up and just heard Bryan's story about the fan who wanted to get married at a Street Fight show but instead of looking at his bride, kept trying to make eye contact with Bryan and riff on his vows.

One of the most horrifying stories I've ever heard.

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'
Chris just being aghast at what he assumes Bryan’s wife and daughter have to deal with is always great

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Danger posted:

Chris just being aghast at what he assumes Bryan’s wife and daughter have to deal with is always great

He spent all the money on pogs again.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


killhamster posted:

Another one that fell flat for me, maybe because I know too much about crypto guys and buttcoins.

honestly they didn’t even talk about crypto that much which is fine since there isnMt much else to say about crypto guys in 2024. But aside from that the guest had a weird vibe and was off putting

Airconswitch
Aug 23, 2010

Boston is truly where it all began. Join me in continuing this bold endeavor, so that future generations can say 'this is where the promise was fulfilled.'
Yeah I wish the guests could be normal and have normal mannerisms like Bryan

bartok
May 10, 2006



Bouillon Rube posted:

honestly they didn’t even talk about crypto that much which is fine since there isnMt much else to say about crypto guys in 2024. But aside from that the guest had a weird vibe and was off putting

Todd Glass is just like that. I think he's funny personally.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Airconswitch posted:

Yeah I wish the guests could be normal and have normal mannerisms like Bryan

To jump off this Bryan buying a Lego mini fig with a dick attachment is one of the funniest things that’s happened on a podcast.

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran
Wait, folks aren't on board with Todd Glass?

Johnny Landmine
Aug 2, 2004

PURE FUCKING AINOGEDDON
I don't think I've knowingly heard him anywhere before but I thought he was good. He didn't have any particular connection to the crypto stuff, but the people I know who do make me think that's probably for the better when it comes to Good Radio

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Todd Glass is great. Several appearances on Comedy Bang Bang and did some podcasts with Norm Macdonald too.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Strong Bryan Lore on Guys+ today, and a strong appearance from JF

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat
During the Sunday stream Bryan admitted to having his phone out all the time in movie theaters

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Over on the PODKast you get a lot of 18 year old Bryan lore including “we used to hang out in the street and run an extension cord out from the house to an electric griddle so we could make grilled cheese in the street”

Forum Hussy
Feb 8, 2005

duomo posted:

During the Sunday stream Bryan admitted to having his phone out all the time in movie theaters

Every Bryanism on its own would be the worst person you know but all together they make an extremely normal Guy

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
I would not be surprised if it's revealed Bryan is a chomper.

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

Ask me about my knives
I'm listening to the back catalog and Christ - Bryan admitting he dropped acid as a middle schooler in between blasting cigs and huffing gasoline during the Erowid episode...

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

Boco_T posted:

Over on the PODKast you get a lot of 18 year old Bryan lore including “we used to hang out in the street and run an extension cord out from the house to an electric griddle so we could make grilled cheese in the street”

This and his plans to get rich and famous just so he could buy his parents' house and kick them out of it were fantastic.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Androies posted:

I'm listening to the back catalog and Christ - Bryan admitting he dropped acid as a middle schooler in between blasting cigs and huffing gasoline during the Erowid episode...

Wait till you get to the Caramellos.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Slowly dawning on me that Bryan is the final boss of all guys and this is how he chose to tell us all.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

TheMightyBoops posted:

Wait till you get to the Caramellos.

this is the 9-24-23 Twitch stream and is preceded by Bryan saying to Chris "You wanna hear something crazy? Well, it's not *that* crazy..."

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Famethrowa posted:

Slowly dawning on me that Bryan is the final boss of all guys and this is how he chose to tell us all.

Bryan is a DBZ fusion of many different guys

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Famethrowa posted:

Slowly dawning on me that Bryan is the final boss of all guys and this is how he chose to tell us all.

Kenning posted:

https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1715826313674518654

Becoming increasingly convinced that "Bryan Quinby" is a comic persona like Andy Kaufman or Joe Pera, and Guys is just his attempt to make it more obvious after nobody realized it on Street Fight.

Sir Plus
Jan 16, 2008

Ain't easy looking this eggstraordinary.

i have always thought of bryan as a sort of real life homer simpson. advanced buffoonery but ultimately well meaning and even trenchant in his observations

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

Ask me about my knives
Walking around my apartment just saying "88 man slot machine team" over and over again trying to figure out what that even means.

Zoracle Zed
Jul 10, 2001
I'm actually pretty curious about how deranged the theories behind "slot machine advantage play" are, but assume looking into it is going to be too depressing

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Casinos absolutely track which machines are hot and will take them off the floor

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Shout out to this poor summer child in the Lego thread

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Zoracle Zed posted:

I'm actually pretty curious about how deranged the theories behind "slot machine advantage play" are, but assume looking into it is going to be too depressing

100% chance it's nonsense but slot machine people are more boring than depressing. i wish Bryan had discovered gambling youtube, that's where the real freaks are. People will drop 1000 dollars on a stack of scratchers and stream themselves speeding through them

here's cool guy that the imp zone gambling thread discovered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9c-ftDHT0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRawFO8Gl94&t=630s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRRDaXgmUGA&t=685s

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

little munchkin posted:

100% chance it's nonsense but slot machine people are more boring than depressing. i wish Bryan had discovered gambling youtube, that's where the real freaks are. People will drop 1000 dollars on a stack of scratchers and stream themselves speeding through them

here's cool guy that the imp zone gambling thread discovered:


Honestly seems like a good way to subsidize a degenerate gambling habit.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I like that Chris was convinced that the micro stakes tables he was playing online were all full of people colluding against him.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Dalmuti posted:

Casinos absolutely track which machines are hot and will take them off the floor

just reminded me of Joe Bob Brigg's scene in Casino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1lLV4Qxm50

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Saw a guy yesterday in a shirt with an upside-down pineapple and "IYKYK". Thanks to Bryan's bravery in promoting awareness of his lifestyle, yes, I do know.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Boco_T posted:

Shout out to this poor summer child in the Lego thread



Fake fans. SMH.

bartok
May 10, 2006



The butane huffing story at the end of Guys+ was hilarious especially Tom Walker's reactions.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Chris not knowing what Return of the Living Dead was another great Movie Guy moment.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

MassRafTer posted:

Chris not knowing what Return of the Living Dead was another great Movie Guy moment.

I don’t know why I would expect anything from a 40 year old professional prank caller but that was astounding

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bartok
May 10, 2006



Good laugh at Chris not knowing what nanomachines are. I swear every other sci-fi movie from the last 20 years has talked about nanomachines.

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