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Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan
don't forget "wake up, slam a can of C4, go back to sleep"

wonder why he routinely clogs toilets, eat a drat apple my man

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Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Bryan going to the dog show at the Convention Center this weekend and screaming "how come THEY can poo poo on the floor???" while security escorts him out

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Whoolighams posted:

don't forget "wake up, slam a can of C4, go back to sleep"

wonder why he routinely clogs toilets, eat a drat apple my man

The C4 was actually me. He does it with Rockstar because he values his health.

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

Whoolighams posted:

don't forget "wake up, slam a can of C4, go back to sleep"

wonder why he routinely clogs toilets, eat a drat apple my man

I don't know if he still does it, but he mentioned before he used a lot of kratom every day. I don't know if those can plug you up like opioids can, but just glancing at the wikipedia for it says it can be used as an anti-diarrhea medicine.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

a_gelatinous_cube posted:

I don't know if those can plug you up like opioids can

Yes.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I was thinking about how I hope we get another Leykis episode this year (even though I know we won't) and it occurred to me that no piece of audio has ever become seared into my brain the way one Leykis clip has been. I can remember the clip of the guy asking Tom about how his wife wouldn't let him start a band and the stretch of Route 24 I was driving on, what I was doing, everything. It's like the Kennedy Assassination or the Moon Landing.

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan

MassRafTer posted:

I was thinking about how I hope we get another Leykis episode this year (even though I know we won't) and it occurred to me that no piece of audio has ever become seared into my brain the way one Leykis clip has been. I can remember the clip of the guy asking Tom about how his wife wouldn't let him start a band and the stretch of Route 24 I was driving on, what I was doing, everything. It's like the Kennedy Assassination or the Moon Landing.

currently imagining Leykis saying nasty reprehensible poo poo and LA Knight in his car going "YEAH"

in Guys news Nick Lutsko will be on the Halloween guys ep, hell yes

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

Bryan reminding me on the Stern Shocktober that they got me to watch the entire first season of Reacher and never finished the last episode of Reacher Roundtable.

bartok
May 10, 2006



The Foodies episode w/Branson from E1 is an all-timer.

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

I live near Nasty's and have been there a few times. The food is ok. That's my yelp review.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

bartok posted:

The Foodies episode w/Branson from E1 is an all-timer.

the reveal of Branson's regular job and the context in which is comes up is classic

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan
I think my biggest laugh of the episode came when Bryan, so used to reflexively saying he's a Canada guy and an LA guy, jumped to say "I'VE BEEN THERE" about Atlantic loving City lol

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Was expecting Opie, Bubba and Mancow to round out Shocktober, excited for Bob and Tom instead of Opie/in addition to.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I have The Man Song on .mp3 somewhere hidden on an old hard drive. I think I can still sing it from memory. I grew up in Central California; Bob and Tom was everywhere.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1715826313674518654

Becoming increasingly convinced that "Bryan Quinby" is a comic persona like Andy Kaufman or Joe Pera, and Guys is just his attempt to make it more obvious after nobody realized it on Street Fight.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
He needs that fan despite his house being 14 degrees Celsius year round.

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


The new episode with Brace Belden is so great. Naturally funny and good chemistry with Bryan and Chris

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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https://x.com/wanderlustpdx/status/1716926032136319327?s=52&t=kzRAMAoFoBQJAEHl_vYhRQ

oh no lmfao

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Furious rockabilly guy is the breakout character of this season of Guys.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Kenning posted:

Furious rockabilly guy is the breakout character of this season of Guys.
That guy and Tony K cage match for control of the volume knob

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

I wanna know who the famous rockabilly barber is

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Chris sounded genuinely unnerved after Brace did a cold reading of his barber by describing every rockabilly guy lmao.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



gently caress I hope somebody screenshotted the furious rockabilly dude, he's done an old-fashioned dirty delete, daddy-o.

https://twitter.com/wanderlustpdx/status/1717294964650946779

Johnny Landmine
Aug 2, 2004

PURE FUCKING AINOGEDDON
The weird part is I feel like they were pretty fair to Rockabilly Guys. Like they went out of their way to say "not nearly as many of these guys are racists as you'd think" and the episode ends with all three of them concluding that they're basically fine

Johnny Landmine fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Oct 26, 2023

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
People were dunking on rockabilly guys pretty hard when I was last on social media right around the time RBG died.

Maybe they're just tired.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Somebody else screenshotted the initial tweet, so I hacked it into a screenshot of the whole thread

Johnny Landmine
Aug 2, 2004

PURE FUCKING AINOGEDDON
I don't think I've ever wanted to know anything as badly as I want to know who Chris' barber is.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Johnny Landmine posted:

I don't think I've ever wanted to know anything as badly as I want to know who Chris' barber is.

I've been trying to shake it out of Google all day.

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
I will admit it, I'm a flub head!

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

TelevisedInsanity posted:

I will admit it, I'm a flub head!

I also enjore a good flub

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
I enjore them

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
You should all stop calling him a Rockabilly Guy.

https://twitter.com/wanderlustpdx/status/1717253861142896950

https://twitter.com/wanderlustpdx/status/1717252675362836746

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

folks

https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1717626882487706017

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
Is there such a thing as a "Maddox guy"

bartok
May 10, 2006



TelevisedInsanity posted:

Is there such a thing as a "Maddox guy"

I wouldn't think so but they've done episodes on "Chive Guys" and "Pastafarians" so probably.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Two people have asked me if I remember Maddox unprompted in the last year.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Easter Joe.

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan

MassRafTer posted:

Easter Joe.

maybe one of the funniest things Bryan has ever said. I was stunned

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
the intro of this week's episode "halloween guys" is unbelievably good

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blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

MassRafTer posted:

Easter Joe.

This was as adorable as it was hilarious :kimchi:

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