Smoking dirt weed in his lizard room Welcome to Guys: A Podcast About Guys with Bryan Quinby (@murderxbryan), late of Street Fight Radio, and Chris James (@theCJS) of Not Even a Show. Guys is a podcast where Bryan Quinby finds the weirdest guys online and shares them with us and the funniest people online while suffering periodic catastrophic technical failures. Co-hosted by Chris James, former standup comedian and resident of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, Guys presents angry reviews of sex clubs, recommendations for keeping venomous snakes in a house with children, lists of pocket knives to carry into work, and war stories from mall cops on a weekly basis, with extra shows and streams on the Patreon show, Guys+ (featuring theme music by goon Breadallelogram). A very Weekend Web-style podcast, Bryan subjects himself to the worst online communities and weirdest content streams to curate an extremely funny show, while Chris and a guest roast both him and the titular guys depending on circumstance. Basically all of the episodes are very funny, but some of the best ones to start with are: Sex Guys Erowid Guys Softball Guys Chive Guys South Park Guys Given that Street Fight officially ended last year, the old thread was getting sort of long in the tooth, so I decided to make a new thread where we could plan how to fundraise to send Bryan to Hedonism 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUe48-NgszM https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1673043047066607617 Kenning fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Jul 27, 2023 |
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 09:07 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 20:42 |
I think I suppressed the memory of Count Jackula while I was writing the OP, holy poo poo he is a terrible Guy.Breadallelogram posted:I made the theme music for Guys+ which you can find at https://patreon.com/murderxbryan Oh cool! I've linked Guys+ in the OP and mentioned your theme music.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 20:03 |
Holy poo poo I forgot that the Chive Guys episode features an article The 10 Best Things About Bewbs, and the comment Bryan read was an extended riff on "The wonderful thing about Tiggers" called "The wonderful thing about titties." They really sacrifice for us.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 07:30 |
Bryan getting off work and relaxing with a couple of jello shots he'd premade for the week is something I lol about on a regular basis.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 21:44 |
Holy poo poo today's Guys+ is off the charts.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 00:06 |
There's a link in the comments on the Patreon post.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2023 19:01 |
Knowing absolutely nothing seems to be the critical prerequisite for podcasting. The only podcaster I can think of that actually knows things is maybe Matt Christman. e: I'm saying this with love.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2023 04:46 |
Lol at the top of Guys+ today Chris mentioned that he's been disrupting the show and embarrassing Bryan in front of guest hosts and said he's gonna be more professional, so he's being introduced as Christopher now. I like Chris, I think he's pretty funny and has good energy for the most part.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2023 21:24 |
I believe he said he would make a batch at the beginning of the week, so I imagine he crushed one as he got home and then maybe had a couple more as the night wore on? I guess? I've told several people IRL about this because it's so incredibly funny.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2023 05:55 |
Jello shots but using Seedlip.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2023 07:10 |
Bryan really bringing it on the Pastafarianism episode doing the pirate voices for the Pastafarian pirate wedding vows etc.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 23:16 |
September Fish, imo
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 19:20 |
I dunno, cheap guys was a loving banger.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 06:42 |
Hearing Bita, the guest on the Productivity Guys episode, say, "Oh, Bryan..." when she learns that he wakes up, slams a Rockstar, then goes back to sleep, is really the thing we're all listening to Guys for.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 07:00 |
Do you have a beer fridge next to your bed fully loaded with C4?
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 21:27 |
Bryan lore is the long-form storytelling that ties all the different episodes together.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 23:41 |
Thank god Bryan has Christ to force him to do Shocktober. Shocktober was the biggest Patreon bump on Street Fight every year, it's crazy that Bryan would consider not doing it during Guys.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 08:31 |
Truly unreal Greaseman. Incredibly hateful audio, I loved it.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 05:21 |
Chris and Mike staging a mini intervention to stop Bryan eating 6 caramelos at night is classic content. Also, Bryan killed it on the Chapo Patreon ep this week, hope we get more Guys heads from that appearance.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 01:56 |
I have The Man Song on .mp3 somewhere hidden on an old hard drive. I think I can still sing it from memory. I grew up in Central California; Bob and Tom was everywhere.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2023 08:42 |
https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1715826313674518654 Becoming increasingly convinced that "Bryan Quinby" is a comic persona like Andy Kaufman or Joe Pera, and Guys is just his attempt to make it more obvious after nobody realized it on Street Fight.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 10:22 |
Furious rockabilly guy is the breakout character of this season of Guys.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 21:06 |
Chris sounded genuinely unnerved after Brace did a cold reading of his barber by describing every rockabilly guy lmao.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 00:07 |
gently caress I hope somebody screenshotted the furious rockabilly dude, he's done an old-fashioned dirty delete, daddy-o. https://twitter.com/wanderlustpdx/status/1717294964650946779
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 00:20 |
Somebody else screenshotted the initial tweet, so I hacked it into a screenshot of the whole thread
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 02:42 |
Goddammit Mancow is legendary. DB learning about him is incredible.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 21:37 |
Audiophile Guys lived up to the hype, I was hootin' and hollerin' at the prices. The Brilliant Pebbles are the best, I think.Bouillon Rube posted:just now getting into Guys and lmao at Bryan’s progression throughout “Cheap guys” Cheap Guys is a real Bryan Quinby lore dump episode, it's fantastic.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 08:27 |
In case anyone's curious that's over 2000 calories and 1 (one) cup of pure sugar.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 06:03 |
If you make such a video I will share it to the Guys Discord.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 08:29 |
Then you know what you must do.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 10:04 |
Jesse Thorn was great.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 00:30 |
We've all been there.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 11:11 |
Specifically, he claimed to have once laid out across the doorway on his belly with his feet outside to talk with someone while avoiding removing his shoes. I now formally believe that everyone in Ohio is just like Bryan.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 21:02 |
Drunkboxer posted:That can’t possibly be true, can it? Kenning posted:https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1715826313674518654
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 21:49 |
I'm still pro Chris, I think he occasionally gets out over his skis with the running bits but generally he's quite funny.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 00:22 |
Holy poo poo the Mancow show with Sebastian Gorka is unreal.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 01:25 |
Oh my god, this is some of the most deranged audio I've ever heard. This is better than the Milo Yiannopoulos interview.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 01:31 |
Luv 2 fuk on my pasta-pedic mattress
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 07:05 |
Whoolighams posted:boy I do not care for Reacher Roundtable and wish the good show, Guys+, was in its place The intro music sorta goes, tho
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 21:16 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 20:42 |
The Greaseman remains undefeated.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 01:17 |