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Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
Need a feud between him and Shibata where Kojima mishears his name as Ciabatta and tries to eat him.

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Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
Satoshi Kojima dropped the big elbow right on Phil "C.M. Punk" Brooks's region.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Gambit from the X-Men posted:

Satoshi Kojima dropped the big elbow right on Phil "C.M. Punk" Brooks's region.

Phil "C.M. 'Crotch Mutilated' Punk" Brooks

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Hehe

Right in the bread chub

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Bonk posted:

Need a feud between him and Shibata where Kojima mishears his name as Ciabatta and tries to eat him.

Every time I hear 'Shibata' I think 'Ciabetta'
Every time I hear 'Kojima' I think 'Hideo'

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

My elbow drop has hit his cock, hurrah, hurrah

Lucifunk
Nov 11, 2005

Has Kojima said when he expects to have the necessary technology?

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


we have the technology. we can smash them faster. harder.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/luchablog/statu...ingawful.com%2F

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

anytime someone says wrestling isn't art, I want to show them this gif

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I decided to look it up. With his time off punk has wrestled for 17 years and mix has wrestled for 19 lol.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Goddamn I just remembered this and im literally laughing out loud

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

super macho dude posted:

Goddamn I just remembered this and im literally laughing out loud

fuckin' right

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Fitting that Dick Blood is standing in for dipshit Punk tomorrow.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
TK: "I'm sorry, I love you"

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
I'm glad that a veteran that young wrestlers should take advice from demonstrated the correct way to deal with Shawn on pills brain

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


cm punk cm punk ATTICA ATTICA

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Kojima may not have done it consciously, or believe that he has the technology to aim it that perfectly, but I firmly believe that his body knew after decades of wrestling that elbow dropping Punk directly in the cock was the right thing to do and acted on muscle memory alone

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
he could've changed the angle of his arm. look at how long he's in the air in the gif. plenty of time to aim somewhere else.

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
Much like Maradona and the hand of God, in the moment a divine force took over Kojimas body and directed his elbow where it was most needed.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

cagliostr0 posted:

Much like Maradona and the hand of God, in the moment a divine force took over Kojimas body and directed his elbow where it was most needed.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.

Fallen Rib
Bumping.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
he looks the whole way down

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

Shoutouts to the camera operator and production for the beautiful shot. follows the motion and no unneeded cuts

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?
He's too humble to admit it but Kojima definitely had the technology

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
I would like them to reprise the taichi vs Kota G1 match but with taichi vs punk and taichi shoot nut shotting instead of leg kicking

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Never forget

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

kojima 9:11 says "i just elbow dropped your balls"

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Joey McChrist posted:

kojima 9:11 says "i just elbow dropped your balls"

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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I'm sure he was aiming for the bread basket.

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