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SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.

No words. They should have sent a poet.

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:


:captainpop:

🙌

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



I have no clue how you captured this real-life footage on camera like this

But one thing I can tell for sure, is that this is real

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

the two deathballs is inspired

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)
lol that gif reminds me of the time satoshi kojima completely whomped cm punk's genitals with an elbow drop

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

he got pranged in the bloody goolies by that man’s elbow, says i

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!


Jesus H Christ

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


All I hear is DBZ Abridged Frieza saying: The only regret I have is that I'm dying.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
:bahgawd: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! AS GOD AS MAH WITNESS HIS DICK IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!" :bahgawd:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


I don't even see the code anymore

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
stop, stop, I can only give so many 5s

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

haunted bong posted:

I don't even see the code anymore


emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

haunted bong posted:

I don't even see the code anymore



I love this dead gay forum

EVGA Longoria
Dec 25, 2005

Let's go exploring!


obvious fake, nobody is looking at that man get his dick and balls obliterated

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

haunted bong posted:

I don't even see the code anymore



Hahaha

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
lost it at the kojima wrecking ball

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Sting retires and we all forget about the time that Satoshi Kojima eviscerated CM Punk's cock and balls?

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Never Forget

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Seams posted:

lost it at the kojima wrecking ball

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

On The Internet posted:

Sting retires and we all forget about the time that Satoshi Kojima eviscerated CM Punk's cock and balls?

Sting retired?


I haven't been keeping up on wrestling. I've been too busy loling at Satoshi Kojima hitting an elbow drop on CM Punks nuts.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008

On The Internet posted:

Sting retires and we all forget about the time that Satoshi Kojima eviscerated CM Punk's cock and balls?

Is there footage of this?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Feels like something that would have been caught on video if it happened

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

Sting saw CM Punk's balls get obliterated, and it made him think about his health and mortality thus leading to his retirement.

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Flinger posted:

Sting saw CM Punk's balls get obliterated, and it made him think about his health and mortality thus leading to his retirement.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
*sting seeing cm punks whole entire dick and balls get obliterated by kojima*

"thats it. there's nothing left for me to see."

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Ope, there it is

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

*sting seeing cm punks whole entire dick and balls get obliterated by kojima*

"thats it. there's nothing left for me to see."

Kyle oreilly has returned but punk is gone :hai:

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013


a lot of people are saying this

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Kojima Watch: As of 3/7/2023 6:06 AM CT, according to my calculations, Satoshi Kojima hasn't elbow dropped anyone else in the balls (other than CM Punk at Forbidden Door 2023)

We'll continue to update the situation if the need arises

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I'm hearing from my sources that Christian Cage fled the arena in a stolen new car because he heard a rumour that Satoshi Kojima was looking to elbow him in the balls.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i woke up with tremendous pain in my testicles in the middle of the night last night. did satoshi kojima elbow drop them as i slept?

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost


Shard
Jul 30, 2005

he's just like us frfr

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

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