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Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Choom Gangster posted:

fun fact, this didn't actually hurt phil, due to his tremendous lack of balls in the first place

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Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Choom Gangster posted:

fun fact, this didn't actually hurt phil, due to his tremendous lack of balls in the first place

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Choom Gangster posted:

fun fact, this didn't actually hurt phil, due to his tremendous lack of balls in the first place

I bet he has balls, but they're very tiny. Which makes this elbow drop directly into his sack all the more impressive.

Kurash
May 12, 2008

Choom Gangster posted:

fun fact, this didn't actually hurt phil, due to his tremendous lack of balls in the first place

No one has this technology

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Choom Gangster posted:

fun fact, this didn't actually hurt phil, due to his tremendous lack of balls in the first place

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lmao

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Phil has weird gross old man balls, it's why he's so angry all the time

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

super macho dude posted:

Phil has weird gross old man balls, it's why he's so angry all the time

he's been angry since 2003

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
the same year he received his life-changing diagnosis, a precocious case of weird gross old man balls 😔

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Chronoadvanced Manbag Punk

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Bump

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It was more of a thud I think

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009
He has a small dick and even smaller balls! The balls are above the dick.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:

:unsmith: just remembered Phil Brooks balls got squished

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


There's a chance Punk will get hit in the balls again tonight

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Miching Mallecho posted:

:unsmith: just remembered Phil Brooks balls got squished

somehow cm punk walked away from this match victorious even though kojima obviously won this one-sided squash

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

bumped, in the balls

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Eat This Glob posted:

somehow cm punk walked away from this match victorious even though kojima obviously won this one-sided squash

You need to go back to school, the mat was providing an equal and opposite force to the elbow providing a bidirectional ball crush

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

What are the odds of Matt and Nick just replaying Kojima utilizing his bionic elbow showing the point of totality when he destroyed Punk's nuts over and over?

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Lol just remembered!!

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Jiro posted:

What are the odds of Matt and Nick just replaying Kojima utilizing his bionic elbow showing the point of totality when he destroyed Punk's nuts over and over?

Low, but holy poo poo that would be hilarious

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


BodyMassageMachine posted:

Lol just remembered!!



Oooooooooh dats gotta hurt

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BodyMassageMachine posted:

Lol just remembered!!



Holy poo poo! He elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts! :aaa:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Jerusalem posted:

Holy poo poo! He elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts! :aaa:

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Hope the footage they're airing on Dynamite will be at least half as funny as Kojima crushing Phil's nuts.

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

I hope the tape is the Bucks and Cactus Jack Perry watching a replay of Kojima smashing CM Punk's nuts.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

On The Internet posted:

I hope the tape is the Bucks and Cactus Jack Perry watching a replay of Kojima smashing CM Punk's nuts.

Then the ghosts of Harley Race and Roddy Piper walk in and laugh and point at the screen.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChvJDdCvwe8

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Bump

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Direct impact right into his nuts! I can't believe it.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

He's here! He's there! WHAM

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Just like Satoshi Kojima's elbow bumped CM Punk's groin?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Tony hosed up hard airing that tape. Just loop Satoshi Kojima blasting CM Punk's nuts all over the mat via Atomic Elbow on repeat and youll get a 10.0 rating it's so easy Tony wtf

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Writer Cath posted:

Just like Satoshi Kojima's elbow bumped CM Punk's groin?

Just like it

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Lucifunk
Nov 11, 2005

Y'all remember that time this happened?

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