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Kojima may not have done it consciously, or believe that he has the technology to aim it that perfectly, but I firmly believe that his body knew after decades of wrestling that elbow dropping Punk directly in the cock was the right thing to do and acted on muscle memory alone
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Sep 3, 2023 22:06
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straight in the nards
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Sep 6, 2023 17:10
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which hurt more, the actual elbow drop to the nuts from Kojima, or the figurative elbow drop to the nuts from AEW running the PPV of the year in Chicago the day after publicly firing Punk?
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Sep 7, 2023 18:28
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:He could have done a lot of things, such as not getting elbowed in the nuts by Kojima, but what's done is done But getting elbow dropped in the nuts was the best thing he did, don’t try to change that
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Sep 10, 2023 03:05
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just crushed those family jewels
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Sep 16, 2023 02:30
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super macho dude posted:Just got back from a local SCW show and not a single dick or ballbag was elbow dropped, indie wrestling is so over it's not their fault, not everyone has that kind of technology
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Sep 16, 2023 04:47
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I had a long day at work and was feeling a little out of sorts, and then I remembered that satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's nuts and I couldn't help but smile
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Sep 19, 2023 07:06
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somebody in the AEW thread just mentioned the Kenny Omega "What's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok" line and it reminded me that kojima elbow dropped CM Punk right in the cock
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Oct 4, 2023 17:48
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WWE heard about this and decided they could not hire back a man with such weak, defenseless nuts
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Oct 12, 2023 20:33
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When life gets you down, and you think that there's nothing good or beautiful left in this modern world, it's important to remember that satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's nuts
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Oct 16, 2023 17:42
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Oct 19, 2023 23:10
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I think for halloween this year, I'm going to go as satoshi kojima elbow dropping cm punk right in the nuts
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Oct 26, 2023 17:52
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Captain Foo posted:i can feel it coming in the air tonight *sick drum fill, made from the sound of an elbow repeatedly smashing into nuts*
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Oct 27, 2023 17:04
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I have this thread bookmarked so that every time I looked at my saved threads I can remember that satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's nuts and smile
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Nov 2, 2023 18:03
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1glitch0 posted:Punk has thrown a fit and stormed out of this thread because he's never seen Robocop. I'll buy that for a dollar! (cm punk getting smashed in the nuts by an elbow drop)
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Nov 8, 2023 23:52
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1glitch0 posted:I was just thinking about how Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts. on that day, he had the technology
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Nov 20, 2023 18:28
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Paul Revere 3000 posted:I'm thankful that CM Punk's balls were obliterated by Satoshi Kojima's elbow. I am thankful that, despite lacking the technology, Satoshi Kojima managed to annihilate such a small target We are blessed every day in our remembrance of this
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Nov 24, 2023 06:57
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Dec 4, 2023 07:10
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got him right in the jimmy
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Dec 16, 2023 21:17
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Heard "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)" this morning and it made me remember the time satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's chestnuts
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Dec 17, 2023 18:27
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Running to the window, he opened it, and put out his head. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring, cold; cold, piping for the blood to dance to; Golden sunlight; Heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry bells. Oh, glorious! Glorious! “What’s to-day!” cried Kojima, calling downward to a young boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him. “Eh?” returned the young boy, with all his might of wonder. “What’s to-day, my fine fellow?” said Kojima. “To-day!” replied the boy. “Why, June 25, 2023. Forbidden Door Day.” “It’s Forbidden Door!” said Kojima to himself. “I haven’t missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow!” “Hallo!” returned the young boy. “Do you know the locker room, in the next gym but one, at the corner?” Kojima inquired. “I should hope I did,” replied the lad. “An intelligent young boy!” said Kojima. “A remarkable young boy! Do you know whether they’ve sold the prize elbow pad that was hanging up there?—Not the little elbow pad: the big one?” “What, the one as big as me?” returned the young boy. “What a delightful boy!” said Kojima. “It’s a pleasure to talk to him. Yes, my Young Buck!” “It’s hanging there now,” replied the young boy. “Is it?” said Kojima. “Go and buy it.” “Kayfabe!” exclaimed the young boy. “No, no,” said Kojima, “I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell ’em to bring it here, that I may give them the direction where to take it. Come back with the man, and I’ll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes and I’ll give you half-a-crown!” The boy was off like a shot. He must have had a steady hand at a trigger who could have got a shot off half so fast. “I’ll send it to Scotiabank Arena!” whispered Kojima rubbing his hands, and splitting with a laugh. “They sha’n’t know who sends it. It’s twice the size of CM Punk. Giant Baba never made such a joke as sending it to Forbidden Door will be!” The chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with which he paid for the elbow pad, and the chuckle with which he paid for the Uber to the venue, and the chuckle with which he recompensed the young boy, were only to be exceeded by the chuckle with which he annihilated CM Punk's cock with a top rope elbow drop, and chuckled till he cried. Kojima was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to the wrestling fans, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him. The Spirits of CM Punk past, present, and future had shown him the way. It did not matter whether he had the technology; what matters was having the passion for professional wrestling and the love and compassion for wrestling fans, to crush CM Punk's genitals as brutally as possible. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Jim Ross observed, God bless Us, Every One!
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fez_machine posted:He didn't turn out to be what any of us wanted him to be when we welcomed him back; gave him a second chance in the greatest sport in the world! It just didn't work out.
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