Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Kojima should get a hat and a cigar and be The Diving Crooner

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It was Chicago branded lol

He’s just always been very uncreative with his branding

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




lol gently caress that would make a good av/title combo

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




TV Zombie posted:

The only thing I could think of that would offend Punk would be their reaction to Pepsi but that was really recent. To place it at an earlier date just to be within the time frame of when they agreed to not disparage each other publicly for * gain is just....

so tiring.

It’s literally stated that he thought the “oh no Matt Jackson hosed up our big endorsement deal” bit they’ve been doing for years was actually about him, presumably because he doesn’t know his BTE lore but also mostly because dude is a loving narcissist hypocrite and it’s the kind of shot he’d take himself.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




ChrisBTY posted:

Getting elbowed in the nuts wasn't enough to turn Punk's penis green. At least I don't think.

If it bruises as easily as his ego then there’s a good chance

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




right in the balls lol

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




History Comes Inside! posted:

right in the balls lol

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It is very funny, but not as funny as the time satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk’s nuts

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Long-Time Lurker posted:

Wish the hardcore AEW stans who are now incidentally grumpy AEW watchers ever since Punk got fired would just remember that Kojima crushed his balls (or watch a .gif of it) and then maybe the AEW threads would be readable again.

Much like the man they admire so much, they don’t like funny things or they’d remember satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk’s nuts

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




ChrisBTY posted:

Imagine if you will the Wall jumping off the hotel roof and driving his elbow straight into Hulk Hogan's yambag.
CM Punk getting elbowed in the junk is funny, Hulk Hogan getting elbowed in the sack is funnier.

Disagree, hulk hogan does not take himself seriously enough for it to be funnier

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




still funny lol

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




There aren’t enough Kojima’s in all the universes for that.

Also lol it’s still funny. Right in the nuts.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




it’s still funny lol

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It can’t be goldmined until nobody remembers

I remembered just now and it’s still funny lol

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Eddie would make a way better main eventer than Hangman

Also, right in the dick lol. Still funny.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Shard posted:

It would have to be like Robocop's super aim ability. So eye tech.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Fishes leave

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Colt don’t like me, so I don’t like Colt.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Book him

What’s the charge?

He’s a cock killer

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




First, don't gently caress with me. I'm old, tired, and I work with loving children! And second, I want some fresh muffins! And third, I want an investigation! And no matter how it turns out, I want my friend to have his job back!

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Purple Monkey posted:

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his co-workers are loving children. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where people keep trying to use real glass around him.

Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown CM Punk is getting elbow dropped in the balls in town tonight. Go and see that. That should pick you up.'

Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…

lol

Also, still funny

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




CHaKKaWaKka posted:

I just remembered



lol

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




smashed it home between his thighs

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Still very funny

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Still funny lol

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s still really loving funny

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Shard posted:

POW RIGHT IN THA PISSAH

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Giant elbow labelled “Colorado” landing directly on an orange nutsack wearing a blonde wig

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




crush dong merrily from high

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




he checked his rear end di-reck-ed-ly into the balls crushed hotel

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




still funny lol

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Trying posted:

smash my nuts into pieces
change lyrics to my song

gently caress Jack Perry
No real glass
Back to the fed where they YouTube’d my rear end

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Why do you think Kojima sat up so fast

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s still really funny

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I think it would look something like this

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




That’s why he claimed he didn’t have the technology, it’s very secret

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




still funny

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply