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people were arguing in the WWE thread if Punk was a draw or not, but he's a draw in the most important way: he makes the posts on this subforum significantly funnier
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Dec 13, 2023 02:54
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cm punk is a draw he's also a massive dork that got his balls blown up by the bread club. they are mutually exclusive
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Dec 13, 2023 03:54
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:Give it a few years and we'll get tired of it They don't even fit!
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Dec 13, 2023 03:59
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Writer Cath posted:They don't even fit! hulk hogan meat shoes is now cm punk meat bag
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Dec 13, 2023 04:11
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Just here to bump the thread. Thank you bread man
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Eat This Glob posted:hulk hogan meat shoes is now cm punk meat bag 
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Dec 13, 2023 05:43
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remembered.
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Joey McChrist posted:cm punk is a draw Yeah, he draws Kojima's elbow to his dick.
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I remembered
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How could I forget?
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Dec 15, 2023 03:10
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feels like forever ago that cm punk's balls were driven into the Earth's crust by the pinpoint elbow of Satoshi Kojima in front of 1,000,000 screaming Pan-amaniacs, brother
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kojima broke punks brain in more ways than one
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Dec 15, 2023 03:25
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Kojima elbow dropping Punk's balls WAS IN FACT the butterfly effect that cracked the timeline and sent us into this new one
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Dec 15, 2023 13:14
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Punk adopted all the young women of NXT and started calling them his "daughters" because, sadly, that elbow drop to the nuts ensured he'll never have a biological daughter.
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super macho dude posted:Kojima elbow dropping Punk's balls WAS IN FACT the butterfly effect that cracked the timeline and sent us into this new one Cracked his nuts too.
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just remembered lmao
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got him right in the jimmy
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Dec 17, 2023 14:43
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Heard "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)" this morning and it made me remember the time satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's chestnuts
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Dec 17, 2023 18:27
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Some people take inspiration from nature or music. Me, apparently my muse is a man getting elbowed in the nuts.
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Hmbol
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Most Power Alex posted:Some people take inspiration from nature or music. Me, apparently my muse is a man getting elbowed in the nuts. 
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StarkRavingMad posted:Heard "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)" this morning and it made me remember the time satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's chestnuts So now we need Punk to lose his nose to frost bite. Or Jack Perry can cut if off (with REAL GLASS). Either or.
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Dec 18, 2023 09:42
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it hit him right in the loving dick lmao
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:it hit him right in the loving dick lmao POW RIGHT IN THA KISSAH
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Shard posted:POW RIGHT IN THA PISSAH
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Dec 18, 2023 14:34
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GodDAMN I love seeing Punk get elbow dropped in the pecker by Kojima
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super macho dude posted:GodDAMN I love seeing Punk get elbow dropped in the pecker by Kojima  dude got blasted so bad he went back to the fed with his tail between his (crushed) balls
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Dec 18, 2023 23:17
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The grass isn't greener on the other side, the grass is green where you are not getting your cock and balls elbowed from the top rope.
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It's not Punk getting his nuts and cock decimated, but it's still pretty loving 
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Running to the window, he opened it, and put out his head. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring, cold; cold, piping for the blood to dance to; Golden sunlight; Heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry bells. Oh, glorious! Glorious! “What’s to-day!” cried Kojima, calling downward to a young boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him. “Eh?” returned the young boy, with all his might of wonder. “What’s to-day, my fine fellow?” said Kojima. “To-day!” replied the boy. “Why, June 25, 2023. Forbidden Door Day.” “It’s Forbidden Door!” said Kojima to himself. “I haven’t missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow!” “Hallo!” returned the young boy. “Do you know the locker room, in the next gym but one, at the corner?” Kojima inquired. “I should hope I did,” replied the lad. “An intelligent young boy!” said Kojima. “A remarkable young boy! Do you know whether they’ve sold the prize elbow pad that was hanging up there?—Not the little elbow pad: the big one?” “What, the one as big as me?” returned the young boy. “What a delightful boy!” said Kojima. “It’s a pleasure to talk to him. Yes, my Young Buck!” “It’s hanging there now,” replied the young boy. “Is it?” said Kojima. “Go and buy it.” “Kayfabe!” exclaimed the young boy. “No, no,” said Kojima, “I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell ’em to bring it here, that I may give them the direction where to take it. Come back with the man, and I’ll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes and I’ll give you half-a-crown!” The boy was off like a shot. He must have had a steady hand at a trigger who could have got a shot off half so fast. “I’ll send it to Scotiabank Arena!” whispered Kojima rubbing his hands, and splitting with a laugh. “They sha’n’t know who sends it. It’s twice the size of CM Punk. Giant Baba never made such a joke as sending it to Forbidden Door will be!” The chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with which he paid for the elbow pad, and the chuckle with which he paid for the Uber to the venue, and the chuckle with which he recompensed the young boy, were only to be exceeded by the chuckle with which he annihilated CM Punk's cock with a top rope elbow drop, and chuckled till he cried. Kojima was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to the wrestling fans, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him. The Spirits of CM Punk past, present, and future had shown him the way. It did not matter whether he had the technology; what matters was having the passion for professional wrestling and the love and compassion for wrestling fans, to crush CM Punk's genitals as brutally as possible. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Jim Ross observed, God bless Us, Every One!
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I enjoyed every word of that.
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I feel like not enough people talk about the time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts
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