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Shard
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I decided to look it up. With his time off punk has wrestled for 17 years and mix has wrestled for 19 lol.

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https://twitter.com/EFFYlives/status/1703934852901302522?t=11TbC1jkRym6eD932wQNNQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/EFFYlives/status/1704062234769453541?t=nZcJ4424Mb48fkQyjv98Bw&s=19

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
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lol no one has fallen so hard from someone I used to think was cool to someone I don't respect at all in the slightest. Best in the world yeah ok let me just ignore Danielson, Omega, Okada, Will and like 100 other wrestlers!

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I'm bringing it here because I dont think they want me to put it in the aew thread lol but I giggle every time I see someone being legit happy to be in AEW and then think about mr. grump CM Punk. He had it loving all. And he self imploded because he's a big ol dork

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What was Punk's issue with Kojima from that old shoot video he did? I never understood except that Kojima apparently said Kojima Kojima Kojima...and then dropped an elbow on his CM Junk

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Alaois posted:

you've severely misunderstood what that clip is

cm punk was telling a story about how he prank called Gabe Saplosky by pretending to be Homicide saying he wouldn't be able to make the upcoming ROH show where Homicide was going to wrestle Kojima

Well that's what happens when I have no context I guess lol

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Top notch name/post combo

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JSmithOTI posted:

Imagine a slasher flick starring cm punk but instead of getting murdered with knives he keeps getting hit in the nuts by Satoshi Kojima

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
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I think about it daily.

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I saw a subreddit on my feed called r/cmpunk. I peeked inside and wow they seem nuts. Almost as nuts as that time CM Punk's nuts being obliterated by Satoshi Kojima's elbow.

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Defenestrategy posted:

I saw the thread called AEW mecca and the front post was about postin about uncritically hootin' and hollerin' about AEW.

Then I remembered, it was in an AEW ring that Pepsiman took an elbow drop by one Satoshi Kojima to the nuts, and I hooted and hollered.

he said he didn't have the technology yet he did it - curious

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STONE COLD 64 posted:

shard i want you to be honest, did you replace your twitter addiction with a reddit one?

nah I honestly don't hit it up as much. My wife is addicted to reddit however and when she sends me stuff sometimes I see other things on my main feed.

These days when I'm trying to kill time at work I have started exploring places on this forum that I have never visited. And I bought a couple of game dev tycoon games on my phone - that helped.

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I also think of this gif a lot


and this one!

Shard fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Oct 30, 2023

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when does this place get goldmined?

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Look I want to have a place to post and read about people making fun of punk in general to feed my psychotic hatred for the man.

Shard
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It would have to be like Robocop's super aim ability. So eye tech.

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Jul 30, 2005
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*CRIPPLED*

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GOLDMINE!

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I keep imagining CM Punk as Boddicker backing away from Kojima as Robocop screaming "I work for Tony Khan, TONY KHAN - HE OWNS AEW - AEW OWNS NJPW!" before getting elbowed in the nuts

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Jul 30, 2005
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Punk to Tony Khan later: "Hey, take a look at my balls, MARK! He was trying to kill me."

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Cm Punk walking up to Ricky Starks:

"Well what do we have here? You a good wrestler, hotshot? I'm sure you are. You gotta be some kind of great wrestler coming here all by yourself."

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CM Punk: "You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy, do ya?"

Eddie Kingson: "Buddy I think you're a scumbag."

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Jul 30, 2005
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lol we are on the same wavelength right now

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super macho dude posted:

YOU'RE LAUGHING, A MAN GOT ELBOW DROPPED IN THE BALLS AND YOUR LAUGHING

oh man thank's for reminding me! Let me laugh even harder

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
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A doctor would have the technology

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Jul 30, 2005
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I just remembered because of this

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I saw a post in another thread that used as an example of a snitch tag "I think CM Punk is a whiny bitch," and it reminded me of that time he got his balls pushed in by the bionic elbow of Satoshi Kojima

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Jul 30, 2005
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Lmao

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little munchkin posted:

thinking about the time punk had 9 months to workshop a big triumphant comeback promo and the best thing he could come up with during that time was name dropping a network executive during a labor strike

he's a landlord OP

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mariooncrack posted:

Punk got elbowed in the dick? Can anyone provide video evidence?










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Gambit from the X-Men posted:

but now I'm thinking do i remember it or do i remember my memories of it, or even memories of my remembering.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdy-k_qLdQg&t=60s

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NuclearPotato posted:

But that would involve not bumping whenever we think of Kojima dropping the elbow on Punk's balls, and I can't live in such a joyless world.

It's gotta get goldmined eventually

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

it hit him right in the loving dick lmao

POW RIGHT IN THA KISSAH

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Punkpilled

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